Vent

Vent.

Letting it out is healthy. It's not like a book that sits and collects dust. It's like milk that turns and festers into a health hazard that stinks up the apartment making people look at you like, "What died in there?!?" My soul Karen, my Fucking SOUL!!!

With that said *clears throat*

I hate my ex wife. If any of you met me IRL: cliche nice guy. The type to watch your kids and they actually are STILL happy and healthy. I don't normally wish harm on others . . . except for this lying cunt!

I want to fuck a midget! Mainly out of curiosity. I a midget's vagina the same as an average sized person, or is the vagina also compact and fun sized? I truly want to know.

Why is it so legally un fair. A women's word, w/o evidence, can leave legally damaging info(sex offender, abuse) on a man's legal history. Compromising his job and relationships on a fickle lie.

Yes, I'm black. But I'm not a nigger! I have a job, I drink nothing but water & sweet tea, I don't steal, I pursue education and my pants are on my fucking waist! No underwear showing!! I fucking hate that shit!!!

I have nothing against the LGBTQ, but there are A LOT of LGBTQ in the Norfolk, VA area(7 cities). It's mainly an observation. I'm from NY, you meet a few LGBTQ. Down here, melting pot of rainbows!

I want Wright brand bacon to bring back Barrel Aged Burbon Bacon. By far the best Goddamn bacon I've ever eaten. My mouth is watering just thinking about it!

Bump

I miss my exgirlfriend and have been getting it on with as many women as I can. Just to prove that I don't have to be lonely, I can get a girl if I want to, but for some reason I sabotage every relationship since I got dumped...

I probably killed a man once, hit him with two arrows and left, he probably died of his wounds. I never knew he name and didn't even see his face.

Also I am fascinated by eyes and sometimes stand in front of a mirror staring at my own eyes for more then an hour.

There, I've got some things of my chest

Thanks

I haven't worked up the courage yet but I want to rape my best friend. She's a pass out drunk so opportunity is not a problem, I just have to get the ball rollin.

Fuck you policeman! Some internet comment is not a legal confession!
They'll never prove anything

Just do it

Meant thanks for contributing, but w/e weirdo

GOD I FUCKING HATE ALL THE FUCKING GAME OF THRONE SHILLS EVERYWHERE IRL, I DONT CARE, SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!

I'm sorry then, if you're not lying.
I've had trouble with this before

I'm gonna ruin all of them :D

It's ok

i wanna get my gfs sister pregnant

Don't

i dont care how nice you pretend to be.
YOU DESERVE DEATH
SO EXPECT death
NO ONE IS INNOCENT

Holy shit! That's Balkenende-man!
Kanker

I really want to fuck a good friend of mine, after breaking up with my gf I have hung out with her a couple of times and we always have a blast. But I know shit can't happen between us.

(Image shown is not in response to you; see rant)

Little women (aka midget women) have normal sized vaginas. Their torsos are typically normal size; it's the rest of them that isn't. And I'm right there with you... Have you seen Jemma Suicide? I wish I could marry her.


My rant: stupid motherfuckers on the road. I swear peopls are getting dumber and dumber. And I'm pretty sure I saw a legitimately retarded person driving the other day. What the fuck. I'm convinced that autonomous vehicles are going to become a necessity as people become as dumb as the ones portrayed in Idiocracy.

God will decide when that time shall come

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>wake up to wind/rain on window middle of night
>house starts shaking
>sirens outside wtf?
>realize its a tornado siren
>freak out run down stairs house starts to shake
>get all the way into basement no one else in family is there
>run back upstairs and see sister running to basement
>grab her and pull her down stairs
>go back up to find parents house shaking to pieces roof flies off
>fall back down stairs and run to sister in corner
>sister screaming and shaking and crying as we sit in the corner
>lights go out wind throwing everything around upstairs floorboards start to shake
>push my sister forward and pull down her pjs cover her with my body
>push my limp cock inside her and pound her till it gets hard
>cum in like 15 seconds while laying on top of her
>pull out pull up her pjs and ride out the storm another 30 seconds.
>go upstairs whole house is gone parents are no where to be found
>orphaned and the next day she asks the state to be put in a different foster home than me
>never see her again.

Pizza hut in a garage. That is all

She's already married

Wtf?

my ex keeps on messaging me. We're still sorta friends, but she wouldn't fuck off last night. She was high last night and kept on messaging me saying she loved me. Kept telling her she's in a relationship and that I'm not her boyfriend anymore. She used to do this shit even when we were still together, we would get high and she would act all helpless or horny and whatnot. One time when we were still together we were high in a park, and she had to piss (as always) she then proceeded to stand in a bush for 2 minutes confused saying she couldn't get her pants on, you could she her pussy lips and everything. I'm glad I got out of that relationship, looking back on it now it was emotionally draining, plus she was always wanting to have sex, even though we at the time had been to together for a few weeks. She gave me head a few times and that was fucking great (only thing I miss). She left me cause there was another guy who had a house (still with my parents). She's still messaging me saying she loves me, making me think she's only with him so she could have a place to live. I dont think she even loves him, as usual she's probably only in it for the sex. Basically told her we should take it slow and she left me because of that. Sorry I'm rambling on at this point. Sorry to anyone who wasted there time reading this.

Left a dirty heroin spoon and a fresh pack of needles across town where I stay sometimes.

The last shot I took from that batch damn near killed me.

I still want to rinse the cooker and cotton and bang that shit.

I was raised a catholic. I hate when my mom tells my daughter about ''little-jesus''

*sigh* When I was fiftteen, (four years ago), I made a sexual advance towards my cousin, stating in a text that in her profile picture on Kik, she looked "delicious" and that"she makes it hard to be cousins." It's the cringiest thing I've ever done and my one deed that I am most ashamed of. I see her, like, once a year, and it's not outwardly awkward, but I die inside every time. I want to apologize so badly, but don't know how, and am terrified to bring it up.

the American Dream backfired

Im so fucking done with everything that i dont even feel like venting. I cant feel anything and i dont care anymore. actually just wanna die

you're right, it's not like a book
IT'S NOT LIKE A BOOK AT FUCKING ALL
D&D ARE RUINING GAME OF THRONES
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CONTAIN IT IN A VENTING THREAD BUT IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING WORST THING I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE ANGRY IN MY GOD DAM DIFE

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING THE FUCKING IDIOTS

Naw, you're cool. Block her, just sayin

I think your best option is to not talk to her when she is in this type of "episode" and talk about it afterwards when is "sane" again.

Best option is to forget about it.

I know. All I can hope for now is that her ex leaks their porn, or she goes into porn (she got out of modeling and stripping, so not likely).

I cheated on my girlfriend. We have been in a relationship for over 2 years now and two weeks ago cheated on her with this girl that I fingered when I was drunk. The guilt has been killing me ever since and I'm planning on telling my girl about what happened. I love her and I want her to know the truth. She will leave me for that.. she is my only support in life that cares about me and I just cant stand the thought of me losing her.

I need someone to dig me out of my depression I can't do it alone

W/e floats your boat m8

My mom forced me to be Catholic when I entered the fourth grade. It fucked me up, cause when I was in the eighth grade I wanted to give up religion, but felt as if my actions would reflect on the future, and that every little action would have a consequence from "god".

Lol

Frozen - Let it Go

I am an ephebophile with hebephilic tendacies from time to time.

I want to fuck my girls lil sister plus the others on me list.

Oh and mj is the only one for me.

Damn

And that's why folks is why you think first before fingering a girl.

Sorry to hear that, hope things work out

Do not do that. It isn't even worth the negative repercussions. It's pathetic. Just fuck a prostitute or something jeez.

Damn

I'm tired of fucking insane people on the left and the right trying to start a war in the streets here in the US. I'm tired of hearing from my friends that you're either "with antifa" or you're a genuine nazi. I don't have to fucking pick a side! This is America and I'm allowed to be an individual, not part of your collective.

I don't owe any reparations or guilt for things that happened before I was born. I'm responsible for my own actions, not the actions of my race or gender. I should not have to perform public acts of contrition to prove I'm a "good" person.

I can't believe that I'm losing friends and loved ones because I don't want to be a soldier in their little bullshit army of thugs and entitled faux revolutionaries. I fought in an actual war. I know what it means to have to kill someone. I wish they would stop trying to bring it onto my streets.

Sorry but this whole situation has me so fucking twisted up.

If only . . .

Rape is one of the worst things you can do to a person. You'll psychologically scar her for life. Please don't. It's not worth a few minutes of pleasure.

Confess to a priest

Sometimes I want to kill you all. As an empath I hate feeling others emotions. Murder seems like the only cure. If I murder you all, I won't have to feel your BS.
My neighbor died, I didn't know till a few days later.
The day she died I was in so much pain my Dr gave me morohine(which he also prescribes for my cluster migraines). I went home and was still in pain, so I drank 36 bud light platinum and took 2 vicodin. Around 2am the pain finally stopped, she died.

Therapists

I'm beginning to fall back into a depression and I don't know why. Maybe it's bc I'm in my junior year of college and still have no clue what the hell I want to do. I'm beginning to become numb to everything and It's becoming harder to control the anxiety. Also, I'm constantly bombarded with urges to cheat on my gf and I don't want to do that. It would destroy her.

Been weirdly missing my first girl friend from a few years ago. I was the one who fucked it up, and I know that if I waited just a little longer I may of stayed with her through all these years. We were similar and had almost the same interests (anime, gaming) she even got me into Homestuck (which now I realize was trash, but was great back then) I regret letting things get messed up. After she broke up with me everybody was taunting me saying she's now dating my one friend turned enemy. It really fucked me up, I spent months doing nothing but masturbating and crying, and doing absolutely nothing. We were perfect, but now it's all gone. It should of worked, but I just fucked everything up. ive moved past it cause it was years ago. I smoke weed to forget but I always remember eventually.

I want to fuck teens to Sup Forumsro. They can't keep their mouths shut though

Stressed by my uni work load,

can't believe how they pile so much work on a student knowing most of us take other courses and work part or full time jobs.

The workload is incredible along with piled stress, you start wondering if it's even worth going through school and if you're in the right major.

It's life. . .

Damn

Therapy. Find the underlying problem and solve it

I've been wanting to kill myself for years, nothing particularly wrong, I have a new woman who is excellent, loves the same music as I do, supportive, sweet, which is a nice change after my ex who was emotionally abusive.

I'm going to school, I know what I want to do, everything is okay besides the fact that I live paycheck to paycheck. I'm just tired I guess. Not sure how to handle these emotions, I'm not very good at communicating honestly. I just kind of wish it all would end, sometimes I dream about killing myself too.

True, but that is what your dick is for it's a natural pacifier for horny teens.

Oh and I have this weird ability to attract young teens, especially at work and then their parent's give ME the dirty looks.
I get your upset that your daughter is a whore, but give me a day with her and I'll break her in.

You can never forget. Stop letting it eat you inside

It's a life simulation. Nothing is easy. Embrace the pain, find a method to make it easier, get it done. You can do it

I want to break up with my fairly long term gf, been nearly 2 years but now I'm about to go to uni.

I like her as a best friend, but she isn't the 'one', she is massively in love with me and thinks I'm her 'one'.
I want to end it on good terms, without destroying her, to make it harder, my Bday is coming up and she's got me gifts, so if I ditch her now it looks like I've been waiting for the free shit and then leaving before her birthday later in the year..

What do?

I don't get to know anyone.

Everyone i meet isn't interested in me at all, there must be something about my face that makes people instantly dislike me.

I try to make conversations, but they always end up awkward and boring.

It has been years since a person has shown genuine interest in me. I really don't have ANY common interests with ANYONE i meet. Everyone is so different from what think and feel.

People i go drinking with always talking about how they got to know this new girl and that new person, ending up in bed together, going on trips together etc etc.
Whenever i try to get to know people they just blow me off right from the bat or answer with one word sentences. Why don't people want to talk to me? I have so much to talk about but people couldn't care two shits about what i want or who i want to be. Nobody gives a fuck.

I try to act confident and happy but people always make me feel like shit and turn me down. I'm getting so tired of this, my whole life this has been happening. My whole school life i've been bullied, and now that i don't get bullied anymore people just don't care about me.

I've been thinking about killing myself for the past 5 years now but i always manage to keep my head up and tell myself it isn't all that bad, but in reality it is. I have nothing positive to think about or be happy about. My whole life has been one fuckover after another, i can't handle this anymore.

Then you'd be dead with the same problems as if you're alive. Living people can make changes for the better. Dead people can't do shit

I've notice lately that everything joyful I did in my life always had a bad taste to it.....because you are being watch all the time, get it? Alcool, sex, fights, weed...

I remember being a kid and thinking uni was hard.

Then I had a kid.

I know, right?!? I'm a woman repellent so I honestly don't have your issue of jailbait magnet. Wish we could switch

But the dead outnumber the living 10:1

In university, any teacher thinks he is the only one and that any of his students has to become his equal. So teachers put a huge load of work on all students.

They don't talk to each other, so they do not know what their workmates do. There is no official program as there is in lesser grades.

Plus, many of them have no pedagogics to build up solid and efficient courses and always say : "read books, everything is in". And they give a one-kilometer-long bibliography...

I remember a teacher in architecture, who despite being very gentle, said "No I don't have any course, I talk, I talk, and you take notes. I'm not here to "make a course", just to give you pieces of knowledge". He had no scheme, no strategy.

Be straightforward, but gentle. Say to her what you think, but ease her in. I don't someone will be thinking about free stuff.

She would most probably feel like shit in the next couple of days, but she will get over it if she is a sane person.

Well, that's the issue. My problems aren't really anything major. I just have almost overwhelming feeling of wanting to die. It's really fucken odd. I've had some issues, everyone has. I just kinda wanna clock out I guess.

Tell her on your B-day. Do it as gently as possible. Explain EVERYTHING. The longer you drag it on, the more she'll think you never loved her and everything was a lie

I pretend i am really spiritual to do tons of drugs.

Instead i am a full blown nihilist that sees no fucking point to all of this.

Get a couple hobbies and fuck everyone else, it's your life, your party! If people don't want to join, more snacks for you! If others want to join, welcome them

I don't like it either

It takes 1 to make a change

Meh

Therapy. If you can't find the underlying problem, get help

Stop living a lie and get your shit together!

You think you do, but you don't,

I got 'advised' that maybe teaching wasn't for me back in uni. Nearly 40 students in my class and only 2 guys; after placement my lecturer told me I might have 'issues' with some of my students.

I really want to fuck young girls but too many eyes everywhere man.

I have a brain tumor, disability won't let me work more than 4 hours a week. I can't live on this measly $800 a month. But when I make money, SSI removes 3x that from my disability cheque. Even though I'm unable to pay for the medication I need, they think I make too much. They think me making money means I don't need money anymore...

WHO THE FUCK DOES THEIR MATH???
it makes me want to join an extremist group and kill government officials.

Sorry to hear that

Get a lawyer

Would take 68Billion to make that change.

I can't afford my meds, how can I afford a money hungry lawyer ?
Before "ask your family user"
My family is just finally breaking out of poverty.

No. The guy is suicidal. That one person to make that change is him. Therapy helps, but they dude needs to do some soul searching

Do what you can to bring paperwork to your social worker and have them make changes, talk to people. Squeaky gears get the oil

We didn't speak for months now you sent me picture of my drawing you kept since 6th grade and you showed them to me ,6 years later, you said you loved me, that you valued our friendship fucking hell, fuck fuck fuck , motherfuck, god fucking damn, I asked you out and you said yes, and when you came you said you did it just to tell me that it isn't gonna work, I told you I'm fine with it and that I just want us to keep in touch and remain friends (BECAUSE GOD FUCKING DAMN I NEED A FRIEND RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE NONE,) and that you don't want us to meet again, I got home and we joked about it, we had a laugh and everything was relatively ok AND now you blocked me on social media without warning and don't respond to my text. WHO DOES THAT, DID YOU REALLY """VALUE""" OUR FRIENDSHIP????

KILL ME FUCKING NOW
SHOOT ME
FUCKING HIT ME WITH AN AXE
CHOP MY DAMN HEAD OFF
STICK A FORK THROUGH MY FUCKING EYEBALL
I WANNA DIE

I'm suicidal too. 22 times I've been hospitalized for attempted suicide. Never cutting; however, hung, OD several times( most attempts), day in a delegated tented house a few times As Well. Always seems to be someone there to "save me" I wish they'd stop.

I did that. They told me... And I quote.
"Feel lucky you're getting anything at all".
If I could afford a lawyer I would take action.

I'm sorry for your loss

Do you want to stop feeling suicidal?

That's ballz, idk what to say. Sorry. Get a roommate?

Not allowed where I live. Unless I put them on the lease, which afaik, would fuck me in the end.

Of course I do.
Out of my control though. Empath feeling others pain and emotional chaos, tumor (Oligodendroglyomas) wreaking havoc, not being allowed to work to make a decent income( not by choice). My only 2 options to stop the pain are murder or suicide. Or a third option ( not just mine nor is it likely to ever happen in my time frame) get rid of currency as a whole. Its like a horse drawn carriage in today's world of cars.

I sometimes wonder how it feels to kill people. I want to try it but I'm afraid I'll get addicted.

I fucking hate Sup Forums users
And all people with similar thoughts
Not white nationalism or anti feminism or anti migration or such shit, I don't care about that
But their thought that fucking everything is a conspiracy theory
They are so bored with their lives (this is becoming a real problem with technological advancements) that they have convinced themselves that the government is out to get them and their money, to kill them with vaccines, to wipe out their race with immigrants and shit, and they convinced themselves that it is exactly Sup Forums Sup Forums that will be the hero that will usher us into a new age and will save us from the evil governments.
I fucking hate those niggers.
I like Sup Forums as a board tho, it's like rat glue, let those niggers stay there and fucking die there for all the sane world cares.