Greentext story thread
Greentext story thread
Grayson Johnson
Jonathan White
don't have many but i'll do what dump what i can. My life sucks
Thomas Murphy
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Leo Turner
also don't complain if you're on a phone and can't read it. Not my fault you're a phonekike
Matthew Martin
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Noah Rodriguez
anyone even here?
Wyatt Kelly
ill dump anyway
Sebastian Brooks
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Dylan Mitchell
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Jackson Roberts
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Benjamin Bell
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Samuel Parker
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Justin Roberts
Little dump
Jeremiah Evans
i(.)imgur(.)com / 4UUCpmh.jpg
Gabriel Foster
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Jace Jenkins
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Brandon Phillips
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Austin Butler
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Jose Martin
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Jayden Thomas
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Zachary Brown
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Jaxson Powell
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Brandon Barnes
i(.)imgur(.)com / uyge8KN.jpg
Asher Carter
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Ayden Wright
folder is small af sorry bored anons
Adam Cooper
>imgur
this is cont.
Leo Cox
OK something rather unspectacular here
>be me
>talking to 11yo brother
>"teacher told me they're gonna release new JFK files next year"
>kinda strange that a teacher talks to a 6th grade about JFK but OK I guess...
>"what's all the fuzz about anyways? JFK shot first didn't he?"
>mfw
Christian Bailey
nearly dumped some lewd shit
o.O
Andrew Wright
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Alexander Butler
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Adam Watson
still dumping but nearly out :(
Matthew Harris
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Evan Butler
>JFK shot first
is this gonna be a new meme?
Jeremiah Thomas
quit the pedo shit
Jack Martin
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Adrian Moore
i'm out fbm
kill yourself nigger. imageboards were built on pushing boundaries and general illegal shit.
John Wilson
'part1'
'part2'
Have fun cuties, i don't lurk this board anymore but i'm feeling 'nostalgic.'
Aiden Price
That killed me.
see you in the next life Sup Forumsro
Aaron Rogers
nvm 2 more
Nolan Sullivan
Anyone got wolfman Greg? I lost it a while back
Jackson Adams
:)
lurkers if you have any greentext stories please share even if they're mediocre because i'm all out hoss
Jaxon Jones
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Chase Edwards
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Samuel Morales
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Aiden Perez
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Levi Smith
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Cooper Brown
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Ryder Miller
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Isaiah Thomas
oh and the classic
no ban pleaz
Oliver Johnson
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Gabriel Jones
nvm i'm hooked lmaokai
Adrian Robinson
I died
Lincoln Thomas
second dump
Jeremiah Martinez
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Caleb Bennett
what?
Jason Lopez
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Lucas Gonzalez
this imgur is part1
i(.)imgur(.)com / uyge8KN.jpg
this is part2
2mb size limit ;__;
Nolan Lopez
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Landon Roberts
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Lincoln Cooper
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Dominic Kelly
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Nicholas Cooper
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Nolan Powell
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Owen Foster
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Ryan Gray
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Leo Brooks
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Zachary Allen
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Jayden Cox
So many of these are fake and gay, the funny so forced it's cringed. Especially the shitting ones which are all formulated and sad.
>be me
>bodybuilder
>huge cock
>eat 2 large pizzas because I need 800000000000 calories a day and why not
>go out drinking because these hot chicks won't leave me a longer and sometimes you just have to appease your fans
>gimme6schlitz.tv
>pizza wants out
>wat do
>bathroom full
>I'm alpha just push into stall
>do poo
>poo won't stop
>ohfuck.org
>toilet breaks
>poo spraying everywhere
>people screaming and trampling each other
>stillshitting.jpg
>finally stop shitting
>bathroom covered in shit
>wash hands and use cologne but don't tip bathroom attendant
>mfw
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Jace Perry
text
Alexander Ramirez
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Colton Ward
>indeed
>fedora
user went full Teal'c
Ayden Johnson
>socringe
wew
Joshua Long
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Oliver Gomez
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Camden Hernandez
I love the fuck out that mfw
Oliver Walker
>tries insult
>proves my point
>mfw
Matthew Reyes
could be could be
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>tries insult
t. retarded kike
:|
ok papi done
don't be ungrateful niggers and qq just enjoy them
Joseph Morris
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Nicholas Taylor
>mfw this is bullshit
Kevin Myers
old but gold
Anthony Rivera
>t. Retarded kike
>you can't control the cocklust
>mfw
Asher Clark
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Evan Jenkins
>kike is randomly capitalizing words
>reddit rebuttal
>mfw i have no face
uoktodayburger?
Liam Wood
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Anthony Walker
Holy shit, I loved this.
Kayden Garcia
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Joshua Williams
They made a movie about this dude.
Lincoln Peterson
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Cameron Price
what?
Juan Walker
>chocolate rain
you fucking mouth breathing idiot
Eli Perez
actually, yes! Enjoy man.
Blake Cooper
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Xavier Harris
I'm so lazy I scan the thread for short ones..
Matthew Watson
This.
Hunter Campbell
wew lazy anons
Cooper Brooks
Good, fucking stop with these long stories.
They are shit, and so are you for wasting space posting them.
Grayson Foster
>wasting space posting them
we running out of memory or what
>greentext story is too long
>therefore they must be shit
not my fault you have the patience and attention span of a 3 y/o nigglet
Jaxon Butler
bump
Angel Ortiz
You get two (2)