Daily reminder you will never experience sex

Daily reminder you will never experience sex.

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Err... I have though.

I never understood the fucking obsession people have with sex. Blowjobs feel so much better than being inside a pussy anyday.

This is a lie, though it's true that people exaggerate how good sex is.

I know.
I've made peace with it.

Had sex with my wife for the first time post baby last night. It's definitely a little looser. However the pain she was experiencing as I pounded her was so hot so That's an improvement.

Good sex is the best thing on earth. Bad sex is still better than jerking. Sorry guys.

sauce?

ask your mom she knows another truth

Moar

Not really, you can have amazing sex or meh sex so you're either a virgin or have had only bad sex. Either way I feel sorry for you

jokes on you my dads raped me ever since my first f in third grade

blowjob > sex

lol 'fucking obsession'

bjs are great, true. but it's almost a different ballgame than sex. BJs are the best precursor to sex, or a good substitute if you're just tired or the wife is on the rag or something.

But for me, actually pounding the V and making her come is what makes sex "better". Although often the immediate feeling of BJs does trump it.

don't need a reminder for such obvious thing lol

I usually go down on my wife and make her cum, then she sucks my dick till I'm ready to pound her pussy and cum. Best of both worlds.

SAUCE

Sasha Rose *flies away*

that looks fucking boring. also the guy is clearly tied up. if you're man and you're sexual aroused by being tied up its time to stop the pretending and just get your dick cut off already.

>eating out pussy
I guess some of us have to be faggots

Making a woman cum is gay? I guess I'm Liberace

Nothing gay about eating pussy, what the fuck are you talking about?

>being gay enough to care about how other guys fuck women

>implying sex isnt overhyped and overrated in todays soceity like if it was becoming a god or smth

well ill never get a blowjob either.....

Daily reminder that sex with a condom is not what real sex feels like and that if you are jew mutilated you never will experience it

Yeah. Sauvehshsba

>tfw I had a girl naked in my room ready to fugg
>my parents were out and everything
>couldn't get a boner when I wasn't even nervous or anything
>tell her my parents were coming home and she needs to go (they weren't)
>feels bad

>Daily reminder you will never experience sex AGAIN

ftfw. You may be right man, in the 6 years since my ex left me I havent even gotten close. Doesnt help that im agoraphobic now.

Th-thanks

I feel with you. Same situation. I got depressions and my ex dropped my ass because she was too selfish to get along with it.

Now I got the problem that my standard is to NOT date girls who are abysmal trash and no normal woman is interested in me.

Beta 101. Too much masturbation.

it's not overhyped in today's society, it's just more open than many past western societies founded by uptight christians.

we literally wouldn't be here if sex didn't have the insanely powerful drive that it has. It has dominated human society since before we can find history.

Yeah, I usually do too. Although my wife comes more reliably from mindset and horniness than the actual act of eating out. Sometimes she needs that dick before she can, other times I'm down there getting lockjaw going for round number three.

We've also taken up 69, though in past relationships I kinda made fun of it as some porno thing. But it gets her the best of both worlds as she seems to come easier if it isn't just a one way street of recieving.

Nah, especially when I look back I realized I really wasnt turned on by her.
She had a great body and a solid 6/10 face, but she was so fucking annoying and I hardly even knew her.

Wrong. Going to my gf in 10 min. Gonna get laid within 2 hours from now. (45min busdrive)

Same here man

You could probably ask a faggot for one. OP is probably willing.

i DID.
With a cheap whore.
Shit was dull, she sucked me with a condom, didn´t let me lick her pussy (threating to leave if i did), and didn´t let me kiss her.
Pussy was incredible warm, but the condom ruined everything.
Also, i was under heavy medication (just left the hospital after a renal colic) and the effect was that it left me VERY thirsty, just half-erect and way dizzy (or maybe i was anxious, didn´t knew). I didn´t cum, she only stayed for 30 minutes (i´m leaving hon. Hope you enjoyed.) and i left the motel half-awake.
Still worthy, tought.

That sounds like an absolutely awful experience.

Not if you´re a middle aged loser who never leaves home and never had even kissed.

>great body
>wasn't turned on by her

sasha rose the white boxxx

I can't get turned on by annoying idiots unless I've known them for a while and I want to hatefuck them

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Yes and I'll never be an a relationship either. how are these bad things?

I'm a virgin in chastity and my gf cucks me. You are probably right

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ive got many wimminz but i wonder something
why you frustrated hateful loser try to make virgin fags feel bad ?
youre even bigger nolife than them

She reminds me so much of mira. Dick is like diamonds.

I already have. Honestly, I'd rather jerk off and go to sleep.

Lolling inside.

>or the wife is on the rag or something.
That's the best time to fuck.

if you're too tiny for the pussy that may be the case.

>tfw I know this to be true

Too late by loads faggot get rekt.

you did wot mate?

But user, I'm having sex with your father right now.

had sex at least four times a week for the last five years... gf had a very tight pussy and great blowjob skills... and i swear: everytime after i had come, i said to myself: "well, i could really do without this". So, yes, sex ist extremely exaggerated

you must be virgin

You're about 2 hours late

>youll never have sex like this