What's something that is easy to steal and quick to sell?

What's something that is easy to steal and quick to sell?

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drugs

This!

How do I steal drugs?

Sounds like high risk tbh.

I'm talking low risk stuff

Credit card numbers.

Where do you start with that?

Then what do you use it on. Pizza?

Door handles

Who the fuck is trying to buy door handles

Hubcaps

the people who's door handles you've stolen, just make sure never to sell them the same one. You have to rotate inventory.

Low risk low cost

I got some girls DL number that she posted on social media. what can i do with it?

Your mother

Well over time it adds up

Pubes

Say you live in a small town, everyone would find it suspicious if all their handles disappeared and you suddenly had a shit ton to sell. If you live in a big city, how the fuck would people know how to contact you? You'd need a reputation for cheap door handles first. Flawed plan, no matter how you look at it.

Lol shit.

Kek

Pregnancy tests

Your faggotry cock juggler

>jewelry
>smartphones

look for women with a lot of jewelry and just ripf off their necklaces

same with smartphones. look for someone who is currently talking on the phone and just rip it out of their hands

Not sure I'm not black

Mens' souls if grill

>ripping shit off people in broad daylight

That's savage as fuck

virginity

Gold from jewellery shops. It's not easy to steal though nothing of value is

This. Take the flowers of young girls. It's very cheap, and relatively easy depending on how young you're willing to go

Not at all, you approach their house under the guise of being a traveling door handle salesman. Simply tell them you couldn't help but notice the missing handle on their front door and decided to see if they were interested in one of your fine selections.

Nignog-level strategizing right there

Time

should've mentioned it
>near party districts in the night of course

also you could go near brothels and look for whores on their way home and just rip the whole handbag

good running skills are advised

Your integrity

money

I'd imagine a traveling door handle salesman wouldn't make enough money to cover his venture around the states.

This

>implying it takes skills to outrun a whore in 6 inch heels

Holy shit that's lowkey genius

This nigga gonna end up being lynched.

congress

Your mom

Huehuehuehuehue

>also you could go near brothels and look for whores on their way home and just rip the whole handbag
>robbing a whore
>not getting shot
el top huevo

Virginity.

not everyone lives in a country where everybody has a gun

This thread is amazing

it always depends on
Some Dude I know stole some Dogs and sold them for a hugeass load of moneeeeey
Easiest shit is to steal shit from old people. they always carry some money with them

Can you just make a diss track on YouTube and end up being some nigger rapper

Agreed. I have never seen such an incredible thread. It is far exceeding my expectations.

smartphones is a shit Idea
most of them can be tracked, so you have the problem of selling them to someone

yesterday someone in my town stole an exotic bird (don't know what kind) out of someones voliere.

the bird is apparently around 2000 euro

>it always depends on some dude I know

Nice trips

You have to open the door to get the handle off dildo. They are screwed on from the inside. Handles are not at all easy to steal.

well...if you have a certain informations about something you can use it
a lot of criminals are just out there selling informations.

Apply for a replacement DL

if you steal all the door handles, how will people leave their homes to buy more door handles?

Hey, look. We have a cool boss here.

Let me guess : You also get a kick out of stealing candy from kids ?

nah mate, A sonic toothbrush + a bump key and you're in.

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>Hey, look. We have a cool boss here.
I am just having a conversation
you dont wanna be part of it? great
I dont really give a fuck
>You also get a kick out of stealing candy from kids ?
I never said I stole anything

Your ass.

>removing sim card
>untraceable
nice logic
do it if you want, some prison time will maybe do you good

Bikes and bike parts
Photography equipment

yeah boiiii
go look for a one-percenter and steal his bike

remove sim card
eat sim card
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profit

what movie did i just watch?

but remember to leave the frame

how many informations do i need

good idea, stealing candy from kids is easy and quick to sell to other kids

stupid kids

Wouldn't it be easy to track down if it's an expensive bike

'bout tree fiddy

well if you kill the, now, former owner i guess it makes it harder to trace it

that was sarcasm
why the fuck would steal a bike from some one-percenter?
he will tear you a brand new asshole for that
depends on what you are planing I guess

Don't steal the whole thing

Just take the wheels, tires, brakes, saddle, handlebar maybe

They'll all be worth something if it's a nice bike

This is why I don't have a bike

>need to steal
>decide to steal from kids
>no kids in my area
>there are women though
>hatch a plan, it involves rape and the women
>do plan
>wait 9 months
>little shit pops out of raped womans vagina, now need to steal child
>teleport behind him
>nothin personal
>enroll him in the local elementary
>he makes friends
>i watch as he becomes aquainted with the other children
>all according to plan
>wait until his graduation
>he is 18 now
>sharing a soda with some friends in his room during his celebration
>steal a soda

My life is complete.

virginity

You do this often enough can you make thousands?

>>decide to steal from kids
>wait till he's not a kid anymore
>steal from him
you failed once again, nerd

In a big city maybe

Not a big market on CL usually for high end parts though.