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>rags

Patrik Laine is overratedm

They shouldn't be trading anyone desu, they finally got the line situation worked out and the rookies are all clicking pretty well.
With the west as weak as it is this year, the hawks could make a deep playoff run.

Could but won't, first round exit desu

>top 3 in goals
>overrated
whatever helps you sleep at night

Sacrebleu

He's been just very lucky

proxy off, Ahmed Gustavsson-Nassar

Goals don't win hockey games

whatever happen to Sean?
Did he get BTFO one too many times and scurried off with his tail between his legs.

probably died from liver malfunction

He would be nothing without scheif.

Take away his empty net goals and he's not even in the top 10

Power Play Babby
Scheifele Babby
Empty Net Babby

Am i missing any?

>28 goals
>8 against Dallas
>3 against Toronto
>2 against Edmonton
Almost half his goals are against teams with horrific defense.

Edmonton has the 7th fewest goals against per game

That's almost, like, surprising, man. If he scored 8 on Washington for example, Washington's defense would indeed be rather horrific.

>the Flint Firebirds haven't produced a player worth drafting in the 1st round since Flint stopped having clean water

Imagine getting drafted into that shitstorm

The Flint Firebirds have never produced a first or second rounder

>8 goals against Dallas
>two hat tricks
>finnish """"goaltending""""
Dallas is laine's bitch

Panthers are making the Stanley Cup lads
prove me wrong
you 100% can't

>Hoffman injured
>Stone injured

Can that Sens team still make the playoffs?

Can you prove yourself 100% correct?

The whole atlantic is trying their hardest to miss the playoffs

They will unironically drop laffs from the last wildcard spot.

Calgary could make the playoffs in the Atlantic. But considering you lost the best winger in the entire NHL, no.

>wingers

LMAO WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE SHITS

can the shittipeg goons just fuck off?
they take out their frustrations of being a garbage lottery team on actual good teams.

EXPANSION WHEN

secondary assist babby

next year
Las Vegas got a team m8

lmaoing @ sens' life

>sens
>actual good team

what are some free agents Vegas can sign? Can they sign free agents?

When Seattle gets their shit together. Hansen has said that he expects a hockey team before a basektball team so it's just a matter of an ownership group getting together and them finally breaking ground on the new arena. Once that happens the NHL will "open" the bidding process again and Seattle with miraculously be the only winner

Tfw that game.

I feel sorry for you :(

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>31 teams

EXPANSION STARTED BUT IT AIN'T DONE, FOOL

>Can they sign free agents?

Yes. They can even sign >your players before free agency. For example, Kris Russell is UFA this year. If Vegas really wants him they can negotiate with him and sign him instead of picking someone else from Edmonton

Where would you put another team?
I'd say Seattle but Canada will probably want another one
Any western cities left in Canada big enough to support an NHL franchise?

If the playoffs started today the Rags would be able to beat the Habs

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I see. If this was last year, could they theoretically give Stamkos a 10 million contract?

Qc, of course.

>Nebraska
>hockey
I don't think those mix m8

you call that west?

wrong

>Any western cities left in Canada big enough to support an NHL franchise?

Nope. Other than QC you've got a bunch of cities sandwiched between Toronto/Detroit/Buffalo/Ottawa. Victoria is a Vancouver satellite. From there you are into Halifax/Saskatoon/Regina territory and those cities simply aren't big enough.

Yes

>Barkov's gf likes our memes

wew

>calls them fire
>not dank
she's not one of us and Barkov should get a better memer

>that blatant attention whoring
wew, women are fucking scum

Nebraska has three USHL teams and a division 1 NCAA team. That's better than many states.

i'm still certain she's responsible for ending Barkov's blog.

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>First D1 season was 1997
truly a thriving and historic hockey region

>rags

We know what we must do.

>kings have lower chance to make playoffs but higher to win the cup than half the west
what the fuck are these stats

Nice tits, way to go barky

I miss the old CCHA. B1G hockey is pretty cool though.

>B1G hockey is pretty cool though
it's fucking shit dude
at least we have NCHC to make up the void of WCHA

it's cool and i like it so fuck off ok.

4,41? seriously??? they 're like 2 points behind the wild card spot

Playoff % are memes.
Really bad memes.

what happened to the Avalanche? Why are they so shit?

>5 points out
>need to pass the >laffs, panthers, Islels, Flyers, Sabres, and >blots
>have played more games than all of those teams except the Flyers and Sabres

Got rid of Roy the GOAT

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Different guy but the B1G is fucking penisdick. Are you some Penn State faggot? It ruined Michigan, Mich State, Wisconsin, and Minnesota rivalries with other teams.
Minnesota won the regular season title last year and missed the 16 team tournament. It is fucking shit.

A-user, i...

>all within 2 point range
>could go either way
>the person ranked them 4,41%

>top 6 isn't good enough
>bottom 6 isn't good enough
>top pairing is 50% ok but 50% injured
>middle pairing isn't good enough
>bottom pairing isn't good enough
>goalie is having a bad year

I-it is just a down year a-user, every team has them.

Cry some more feta nigger.

I don't watch them but >we were getting odd man rushes like every other shift last night on them

The NHL's schedule means all of those teams will play each other, meaning they all will get points. Combine that with the NHL's love of giving points to losers and it will be very hard for the >debbies to make up ground

Shneider's ACL is 75% torn and could pop at any moment. This guy is privy to that information.

t. media insider

The Devils will make the playoffs

Kangs-Mild first round matchup

Yay or Nay?

2ez4mild

Go Wild

Could happen, the west wildcard is pretty close between three teams. My guess is Nashville and Calgary/LA. Wienerpeg has too many GP and just isn't good enough.

can't really see the kangz 1. making the ploffs, 2. winning a game

Michael Stone (AZ) traded to CGY for a 3rd and a conditional 5th

>Goals don't win hockey games
What did he mean by this?

usually the team that scores more goals wins

Really gives the noggin' a joggin'

lmao get ripped off, baby GM

RIP Chakya, what a shit trade

>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.

Why would they do this?
Dallas already have two starting goalies?

>Stone traded
>not the Ottawa one

wow it's fucking nothing

>Trouba got 2 games for his hit
>Malkin got nothing for his
Makes me contemplate...

oh I get it! Because /hoc/ is trash right?