Sex is overrated

Sex is overrated.
I prefer masturbation.

>Yes I've had sex.
>Yes I've done it with a number of women and a couple dudes
>Yes I've had really GOOD sex

But 99% of the time I'd rather jerk off. Especially as a single guy, its not worth the effort of chasing down some hoe just to bust a nut. I still like to take a girl out on a date occasionally, but I'm really not interested in fucking. I think it confuses people, my dude friends, my family, the girls I take out. I don't wanna relationship, I'm too busy, and I dont wanna fuck but I enjoy going out with a hot chick to a show, or a movie, or dinner or bar or whatever.

Anyways, just wanted to vent... anyone else feel this way or have thoughts? some music for the post

youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8

It's called desentization, nigger. Stop fapping to so much trap and animu porn

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Also >and a couple of dudes

There's nothing better than pussy but it's directly related to the emotional knowledge that some whore is letting you slam her ham wallet. You obviously don't get that because you're a genetic fuck up and have your wires crossed. You're some kinda homo and you'll never be emotionally satisfied by either men or women.

yeah you're probably right actually
good trips but your shitpost wasnt even interesting. at least be interesting when you shitpost

Trips always tell the truth.

more?

not even a shit post.

You've fucked men

You're not interested in sex with either men or women and would prefer to just hang out with women.

You're probably some kinda gay.. not shit posting, you're literally different, in the brain. You know this to be true and you're here for some kinda weird validation but the fact is dudes love pussy and it drives the entire planet. Men only do things for pussy, it's our entire purpose and everything stems from it. If you don't feel that pull, then you're gay or in the middle somewhere and not normal. Bl

I know this because you fuck men. You have had your dick in a man or taken a dick from a man. That is a thing that gay people do. You are a gay people. Stop trying to identify as straight and accept it. Fuck off to the LGBTI board and stop gaying up my Sup Forums

You don't want pussy because you're fapping so much. It kills your testosterone. It kills your confidence.
Don't get me wrong, its healthy to empty the pipes now and then, but don't overdo it.
To me, sex is not just about busting a nut. I can jerk off, but afterwards I may not "need" it in that moment but I'm still "horny". Because to me sex is more about the act of dominating a womans body, pounding her while I pull on her hair, slap her ass cheeks, wrap my hand around her throat and look deep in her eyes while I orgasm.
Guys that are shit in bed are shit because they don't really fuck the woman, they just put their dick in and "bust a nut".
Anyway, long story short, decrease your fapping and you'll want pussy.

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That kid is going to get an incredibly muscled body if he keeps at it, if you've ever seen a professional male ballet dancer it's like they're made out of fucking rebar. Hopefully he can get past any brainwashing bullshit too.

this.

you have issues

no kid, its shitposting

>that pic
I lost ... HARD

>falling too much

Did you miss the part where he said he's fucked men? Because I think that's more likely to be the problem you fucking retard. He's a homo. You can tell by his low energy responses. He's fully aware but can't admit it yet.

DNE
Yeah idk I guess. You seem really hung up on sexual preference. And I am disinterested and have no hangups over my sexuality. Nor do I care about gays or gay rights or identifying as straight or gay or bi. People get so hung up on shit like that. Sex is just sex , who cares

are you a sagittarius? they joke is they always prefer to jerk off rather than fuck

Unfortunately I agree with you. Closet homo who can't admit it.

Somehow overlooked this post, thanks for the reply dude, and I think youre right.

I am cancer

i totally missed that part so now i agree

>I am cancer
Somehow I knew

I totally agree, however that wasnt always the case. I say about when you hit the age of 40 is when you get really fucking tired of fucking your wife. I always wondered how al bundy could get tired of fucking his wife,, now i know. Its not pleasure anymore its a duty. Ide rather spank any day.

stop fapping? but if you have the same amount of sex it's just the same shit

So much for astrological explanations. Anyway, if you're happier doing other things with your time and jerking off when you feel like it, I say have at it. Getting with the right person can be rewarding, but it's never as simple as being on your own, so don't worry about a relationship until you feel like you really want one. Good luck.

>you are a gay people
If you want your to be taken seriously at all, it would help to not sound like an idiot.

Oh and all your focus on his bisexuality screams projection. You probably don't know you're still in the closet.

that sign is the most homebody out of em all

stop watching porn, dont fap more than once day and if its still like before you at least know that the issue is something different

Theyre putting shit in the water that turns the frogs gay and kills your sex drive

The straw that broke the camels back for me was I got sick and tired of washing my sheets every time I fucked a chick. Holy shit beds get disgusting after you go to pound town.

I best fucks I ever had were at hotels because I had the peace of mind knowing I wouldn't have to clean up afterwords.

Sex is just a huge fucking hassle through and through. Every other month I'll go to CList just to fuck a chick in a hotel room, but normally that is just because something stressful happened in life and I just want to nut the frustrations out on someone.

It's all just a big hassle that can be solved by getting a good fleshlight or pocket pussy and going to town on it.

Same.

I can see myself switching over to this ideology if i keep failing without failure but i havent experienced my fill yet.

Completely agree with you, sex is an overrated, shallow high.
Fuckboys like this who are so caught up in the chase don't realize banging broads is a shit reason to keep living. Sex is one hell of a novelty, but it doesn't make the world spin. Just another cancerous ideation perpetuated by juveniles.

>I don't wanna relationship, I'm too busy, and I dont wanna fuck but I enjoy going out with a hot chick to a show, or a movie, or dinner or bar or whatever.
a relationship is exactly what you want you faggot.
you just don't want sex, because you're an retarded faggot.
but so am i, so it's okay. sex is too much bullshit to be bothered with

Sex is overrated but at the same time pussy is plentiful and women are easy. Stay thristy my friends. Oh and use condoms ffs.

Jacking off is better than sex if you just want to cum.
Way less of a hassle and no need to worry about anything other than cleaning up yourself.

back in HS we had two straight guy cheerleaders that did a power rangers routine, with sparks, acrobatics and everything.
Then one of them tried to jump the other one and got expelled.