>txt wife "hope your day is going well, I love you!"
>3 hours later get this msg "It's actually going really bad. We have to have a serious talk when I get home. I'm stopping by the store first, I need oil for my car."
What kind d of shit storm am I in for b/?
kys. quick.
Shit storm Mr Lahey.
depends
done anything bad in the past?
like cheating or whatever?
Epic proportions
no... if a bitch has you caught she will never warn you. it's bad!
here are your options:
A - you did something wrong and you're getting dumped. on the upside, you're getting dumped in a good way, an actual talk instead of a text.
B - you neglected her and she cheated and is sorry and seeks forgivement or she didn't cheat and just wants you to invest more into the relationship or she'll break it off
or most likely
C - she has a problem and needs to discuss it with you. since she also mentioned to casually going to the store first...
Op here. Not a cheater. Decent relationship. Hates her job, has some health issues (with her lady parts), my job doesn't pay well but it's my dream job, money is tight, I also look at "bad" porn. Let's just leave it at that.
when she coming home?
should i abandon this thread?
Define "BAD"
As far as I know she doesn't know about the bad porn. Limit it to my phone and delete everything. All icognito mode no saving stuff.
maybe she has cancer maybe she is infertile
or both if she has vaginal problems its a not that unlogical to think that there might be a problem with that
Let's just say relationship ending porn. Not gonna incriminate myself. But pretty bad/illegal depending on what country you live in.
She's cheating on you and using her female brain to somehow turn it against you. It's your fault she fucked a few guys while you were gone!! She won't say it that way, but she'll build to it.
she's been blowing her ex-bf
Her pussy no work no good no more? Or is it just rotten?
Neither of us want kids. Like openly discussed abortion. She does have cancerous cells and we have discussed that. Ut no information would have come up today
>Just texted "it's work related"
Still safe in the porn department.
fuck... she got fired?
dang... you gotta be supportive
She got fired? Damaged the car?
>"it's work related"
Best 3 words I've heard in months...
Safe for another day!!
Yeah fired is actually what I'm hoping for. I'm hoping she didn't get promoted. She hates her job. And we are in a band and her schedule is fucking g up us getting shows.
>don't think about it. Why waste your time with guessing?
>just wait and you'll hear it.
>most likely C.
>do you know how many women there are?
>excellent opportunity to renew your life.
>good luck and keep us posted
probably quit her job or is about to.
baby powder makers getting sued for causing cancer.
if lady bits are an issue it might be worth looking into
maybe you can get all mad...
then have some great kinky makeup sex.
have her role play some of your... bad porn ;)
You dun goofed nigger. She knows.
We are hoping hers is more HPV related. Literally like 80% of the girls in my area have it. The other 20% just haven't been banged yet.
Might be getting cucked
This... this is why the poor will always be poor. Money is tight, my job pays like shit but I like it... oh an I hope my wife gets fired from her job because our band, that makes no money, has to book shows, that make no money, around her work schedule (which actually pays the bills)
you'll probably get oral cancer then.
A little more than 80% of Americans as a whole have HPV.
Yup, OP is a retard. In other news: rain makes things wet.
I work at a place that is doing layoffs Tuesday through today.
You in Vermont by any chance bub?
>Let's just say relationship ending porn.
u into cheeze pizza? if yes, just attach a picture of a sad frog in your reply. if it's not cheeze pizza, attach a picture of donald trump Jr
she probably found out by the way
She hates her job and has had the final straw moment today. She wants to quit her job but that means you have to get something higher paying for the time being.
Why don't you have oil for the car at home?
It's bestiality, isn't it?
lol, has HPV
sues johnson & johnson for causing cancer anyway
top kek.
probably nothing related to anything you've done, but you are still gonna have to listen to a 2 hour rant/hissyfit about shit you really don't care about while pretending to listen. good luck OP. just don't get caught zoning out at the 45 min mark of her rant or she will turn it all into your fault.
This.
Protip: you having your "dream job" is secondary to the two of you having enough money to live on.
>>Just texted "it's work related"
plot twist: she got fired because her boss find out you're into midget child bestiality porn