Why is capeshit so weak??

Why is capeshit so weak??
What can your weak super heroes do against two universe busters that are billions of time faster than light?

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Flash is so broken. I love it.

>DOOD HE CAN MOVE IN ATTOSECONDS
>his enemies are a guy with freeze guns, a guy who can throw boomerangs and a smart gorilla

Why are capeshit fans so retarded?

Because powerlevel bullshit is gay. They literally have to have Goku fighting a colorswapped version of himself because hes been buffed so badly over last 15 years, and its just not entertaining.

> Look mom I posted it again

Has he ever lost to those?
>rekt

their must be some hero that can just kill someone with a magic spell, or time control or something.
my minds gone blank.

maybe the spectre?
or Dr. Strange?

I can fuck your mom in an attosecond

Goku is literally faster than time now

Deal with that, flashfags

>Faster than time
Dude, if you're going to go with that, at least understand what they're saying in the episode.

Also, like in previous threads, because this has been done ad nauseam, there're 5 beings in that pic that literally obliterate Goku and Vegeta in Super Saiyan God blue at the same time with little to no effort.

>good stories are produced by ridiculously overpowered characters

the only times there have been good Superman stories, for example, that haven't relied on kryptonite, are when he is treated more as a concept and deconstructed as such (Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow?, Kingdom Come, Birthright, All Star Superman etc.). Dragonball is complete ass

>Faster than time
>Still stuff slower than sound hit him and knock him out
Kek

Oh I'm sure of that, I guess that's why you don't have a girlfriend.

Dragon Ball is a comedy.

fpbp

You realize these are all cartoons, right? None of this is real.

>but dis wun has dis super power!!!

>NU UH!!! dis wun has DIS super ultra power!!!!!!

>well DIS wun has da super ultra delux power!!!!! I win!!!!


Who the fuck cares holy shit

Kek!

Pretty sure he lost once to captain cold and/or Grodd.

BURRRNNN!

mad cause I can please her and your dad couldn't?

This is why I still cum too Sup Forums

Hahaha

>good stories come from overpowered characters
both capeshitters and weebs suffer from this idea

I chuckled.

more people should read the bible instead

Sup Forums has the highest quality posts on Sup Forums.

not joking

fucking this

he should be able to punch them at speeds that could completely obliterate them before they could do anything

My sides have been obliviated!

No woman can be pleased by being fucked for an attosecond.

>I CAN FUCK YOUR MOM FASTEST THAN ANYONE
>BUUURNNN

It's like watching the "bags of sand" scene from "40 yo virgin".

they gave Cold the ability to slow down atoms to make him more threatening.

how embarrassing for you friend

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its the Sup Forumseddit posters though. its obvious from their style of posting

wow you're mad

>being this buttblasted

Best post of the day.

My dubs confirm

No, you're just autistic.

Yeah, we're reaching the levels of "what would you have said if you were Hill?" threads.

wow you're the autistic one if you take an anime shitposting website seriously

You forgot someone!

>u mad

I await again the wave of unique and distinct users to comment how sick those burns are.

youtube.com/watch?v=lJq2PAI-Fxc

Ok, what about the guy who throws boomerangs? Can he rewind time, make it "come back" or some other dumb bullshit? What about the guy who pulls off tricks.

I watched the DC film a new frontier, Cold basically sends him on a wild goose chase, hes still too fast.

youtube.com/watch?v=sPvkpflsqkw

although distractions and traps are the best way to write flash.

GOT HIM!

HAHAHA

Brilliant!

Samefag BTFO!

KEK!

lol you got blown the fuck out faggot

How the fuck can Flash stop Universe ending attacks?

BURRRNNNN!

That was a very masterful attack!

*saved*

LOL!

>CHECK'EM

Sup Forums still has you all beat

WAH-PAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reddit was right this site is awesome!

Samefag.

both parties basically know they are useless as villains, flash just got comfy rogues gallery is all, like he even knows where they regular and can walk in and chat to them whenever he feels like it

Prof X can mind control then to kill thenselves or something..i mean DB character are know for being retarded no?

Toriyama drinks a lot

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