Chews loudly

>chews loudly

What did he mean by this?

meme me a meme

*smacks lips*
AYO TO THEE

*squirts tomato juices*

>it's a chad shows dominance by eating loudly and sucking his fingers and thumb episode

why do so many flicks do this

I don't want to pay to watch people eat food

I'd rather watch a girl poop than that

THROUGH SHADOW

At a glance, I thought that was the singer of Swans for a hot second.

Bane is behind
The plane ahead

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

Bites a cherry tomato half way in and sprays juice all over the fucking entire room.
So evil and gluttonous.

that scene makes me literally go bongo bongo. I have to skip it every time or I go bananas

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>RING A DING DING DONG DILLO

What did he mean by this?

This might be the worst of Jacksons mistakes, such a waste of a great character.

Its lazy short hand for story tellers to tell you he is a asshole.

You know instead of showing how much he was a douche.

Even as a kid this scene triggered me
He don't even act like a steward, he eats like a peasant

why is this character in the books

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Deus Ex Machina

He's god.

A Deus Ex Machina that's used on trivial problems.

>Trivial problems

Like saving Frodo and pals? Twice?

At least Tolkien saved it by saying Tom didn't give a fuck about the ring and Sauron, so there's no question about him dancing into Mordor and fucking shit up

>Like saving Frodo and pals? Twice?

Shit those damn birds did it a bunch of times.

That fat fuck could DANCE in to Mordor, drop the ring, fuck the back off and no one would have died, or had to live the rest or their (short) lives with PTSD from the ring mind rape.

I think tolkien started writing another childrens book, but got caught up in the whole thing

He'd written a bunch of children's poems about Bomby before he'd finished LotR so he felt he had to put him in somewhere in his mythos

Still good

He didn't finish writing the book, then go back and stick him in.

he's the majin buu of LOTR

fuck you, it worked.

to show not everyone is good or evil

some are just comfy demigods who couldnt give a fuck about sauron

The hallmark of a true kino is to not include eating and food noises in the audio mix during meal scenes. Watching and hearing people eat like pigs is repugnant in real life and WORSE on screen.

Underrated dammit.

>ASTEROID

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And there are many captives to shed

holy shit

He's God.

kek

>mfw fucking hackson is 3deep6 OP

Honestly I think Jackson went too far with the profanity at times in these movies. Was this shit really necessary?