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Dancing Machines Inc.

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Hang on that's an animal, which is clearly not meant for sexual relations or any kind of intimacy for us humans, as made clear in the old testament

Appreciate you saying that I guess.

Getting kinda old.

well i mean, regardless of how often it's posted, it's still good

Well it's over 3,200 years old buddy

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True. Just considering that repetition is kinda eh.

Not referring to the text, the joke.

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Maybe you should try being less of a fag?
I bet you wouldn't see it as often then.

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i don't think you should worry about it, if you feel you need to update what's on hand i can help you out

I hope you don't think the word of god is a joke pal, you're going to turned into a pile of salt that's saltier than the jizz coming off that cute bunny

Not saying I mind it, just pointing out that I'm likely the only one responding, and that too is more of a courtesy.

Nah, not enough space on the drive for that really.

Well, you have fun with that.

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aww, that kinda sucks
how big is the drive/how much space is left?

It's a small drive, just 258GB I think, there's something like 70GB left. Don't really feel like filling it up with porn.

you don't have to fill it up with porn, but i understand
get a porn flash drive, a little 16 or 32gb thing, they aren't too expensive last i checked

Don't think I can be arsed to tho.

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fair enough, there's more to life than porn lol

Yeah, porn is just nice to look at.

i've got a decent amount, i like looking at it a lot

It's nice to have a wide array.

i need it wider

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CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

!!!

How wide an array?
wrist wide?

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Been awhile, how are you doing badj?

Glad I found some contacts for getting bud, right now I'm high and chilling with music. What about you?

Waiting around for it to be time to head to work.
Hungry, maybe I'll get some lunch on the way.

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W-WORK!? How? Since when?

Goddamn I have the munchies but I don't wanna wake anyone up.

I just love butts, how about you guys?

Start of the summer. Been there like two and a half months now.
It's really difficult.

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Yeah, butts are great.

Why is it difficult?

Too much pressure.

Jesus christ, and you probably pay taxes too.

Of course.

Of course, they take something like a third of my paycheck.
a little less really.

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>Who the fuck sell with $0?

sepiatime.spacetechnology.net

Absolutely heretical

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Don't they take more from you wherever you live?
They take more than they need from mine and give some back in April, it's the way to go.

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Omg hnnnn

I want to be the one getting fucked....

dongs

You and me both.

I wish I wasn't old.

They take progressively, below a certain threshold they take nothing. Tax returns are in December here

It's like they're made to be fugd
Wat do?

Drongers

In some cases they are.

How old?

Okay, I need to go sell strap-ons now. Hopefully I'll see you again before too long because I enjoy you.
Who the fuck are you? Kill yourself pls.

so big :3c

We'll see how I come and go. Have fun.

Big is where it's at.

37.

And married with a kid and service-connected disability that makes meangingful exercise really tough.

I wish I was in my teens again and know what I know now so I could sculpt myself into the skinny little boislut I'm supposed to be.

yes it is i like big!

I'm 24 right now and I just started buying bad dragon toys about a year ago. I have 2 right now and 1 more on the way.

Its never too late to do what you want.

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Good then I guess.

If he's over 30 and wants to be a trappy slut, then yes it is too late. You need to be young to look good as a girlyboy.

How old is too old?

Lol, someone's insecure. Bad day?

You were made to be fugd.

Which ones do you have, if you don't mind me asking? Would you recommend them?

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There isn't a really hard line, because your genetics determine so much of it.

In general, if you start young (12-16), and commit to maintaining it, you can stay a girlyboy through to about the end of your 30s. Most people realize they want to be that way in their late teens or early 20s, which means that you can make it to your early or (if fortunate) middle 30s.

If you aren't even starting until you're close to 30, or even after 30, there's basically no hope. There's nothing sadder than a person who has clearly presented as fully masculine for 30 years suddenly trying to present as partially feminine; go look at male-to-female crossdressers and you'll find most of them fall into this territory.

Someone who realizes they want to be a submissive girlyboy at 37 will be a guaranteed horrorshow.

I currently have a Small Bumble Hooves which I can take to the base. A medium Sleipnir that I can't even get the tip inside because the size chart they have with the coke cans was a little confusing.

I have a medium Bumbles on the way in soft. I'm confident that I will be able to take this one and if I can work this one I'm sure I can make some magic happen with Sleipnir.

M-maybe...?

Well at this point I think I'd rather just be gay or have a hot femboy with a decent sized dick to fuck me and vice versa.

Bend over.

I forgot the recommending part. Make SURE to check the sizing charts and look up videos of them in use. Size Can be deceiving. I really like Bumble Hooves. What do you want?

Deep penetration? Stretching? Both?

Go for it. I'm not saying that you can't be girly or be a sub.

I'm saying that across the population, the window to make yourself into a convincing girlyboy is fairly narrow, and the later you start, the worse you're to look.

W-why...? What're you going to do?

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Fisting.

Yeah, their sizings have gotten me in the past too. I'm not the best at going deep, but I can take a stretching, so there's that. Snep and Fenrir have been piquing my interest as of late.

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Which ones? Sorry.

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Snep
bad-dragon.com/products/snep
and Fenrir
bad-dragon.com/products/fenrir

They look pretty fun and girthy, I was thinking of getting a small or maybe medium in either.

whup jamboree

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I'll jam your boree.

Oh okay. The Snep one only comes in a single size but it seems good. I think my next toy will be a knotted one. I can't imagine the feeling of it. Just remember to check the sizes. My med Sleipnir head is 2.7 inches and I couldn't get that in. The toy you want with the knot has a 3 inch.

Tell him Snarf

anyone else want to bathe in cock until they die

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I'll tell your him.

What people usually do to butts I'd imagine.