Let's write a rap song

Let's write a rap song
>Anything goes as long as it rhymes (not really)
>only reply to the line(s) you're rhyming to


"Let's get it started.
I think I farted"

Nah, i actually sharted

Nevermind, I just sharted.

But you know what they say about being a black guy

my bbc got all dem bitches lined up and im looking fly

But ya know wat dey say about me

im just a nigger with gold teeth

i got all of dat money

DUBS GET

This rap song is good and all but who wants to smell my ass

fuck it

FART JOKES ARE FUNNY

BUT ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE MONEY

Stuck like a bear and some honey ooh

Suck it
Bucket Nugget

I'm gonna say nah man excuse me I'm gonna pass

I'm turnt and I'll fuck like a bunny

mumblemumblemumble blow dick like a cello

No homo

YEAH YEAH UH EYY EYYY WHAT? EYY BRRRR

Now its my turn/ sorry you wasted yours

I'm back again to free your minds/ like you were trapped by steel bars/

We are all ETs people.. Look around.. How is it there are so many varied human races on this planet if we all came from Adam and Eve?? Shouldnt we all look about the same?? Religion has LIED to you..the old testament..human sacrifices? A loving God wouldnt demand killing a humanbeing to please it! That was dark Archon ETs manipulating us. Also yes there are highly positive and negative beings all throughout this solar system, galaxy and Universe.. do you honestly think we are the only beings Source has created ?? Now that is pure ego.. We are just 1 of many.. We are a young planet.. We were taken over 13k yrs ago.. Beings live in earth..time to wake up..Christ was a messenger to show us how to ascend.. Christ isnt God. We are all part of God..our spirits are a small piece of The One. ie God?

This is the ad lobbing throughout the song

see fine ass ho, trick i'm like hello

Free Mars from the Marvins and the Terrans/
Hydralisks can't spit acid as caustic as these lyrics/

nigger

my data plan is bigger

Nigger nigger, dick getting bigger

Got my finger on the trigger

Bounce like muh fuggin Tigger

simple as lil wayne tier shit got me triggered
all you kids white and autistic, should've figured

nigger nigger on the wall. Getting whipped by their slave master

Your grave, I'm the digger

they can't help it, they got shot up with cable tv and vaccines

God damn niggers YOU FUCKING NiGgers Fuckkkkkk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kids now are pussies who cry why me, give them a maxi

locked up in gatd communities far away from the crack fiends

these kids are clueless like dr phile and dont know what this track means

Think they adults drinking and having babies

Chicks with dicks and men dressed as queens

It means casual conflict
Orange Peels in the pulpit

when really they gettin fucked up fuckin and givin real niggas scabies

And none of them say they are actually from queens

Fox News and Alex Jones pointing fingers like they're not the culprits

Scabies uh think it's the rabies got me going crazy, uh niggers lazy like Jay z

that's not a trap its a goddamned ambush
got big tits an adams apple hard cock and need a push

...

[Swag]

Shot down because they said they like George Bush

>does not need a push

joke flyin over this retard head like woosh

DAAAAMMMMNNN I miss that president
Real sensitive, in hindsight what a gentleman

bitch i'm in my safe space suck my dick i'm relaxing

I hush with the kush for fetuccini and my name is hitler and i speak linguini

You'll know what a flyby means in a warzone
Sarin gas, napalm, and the lingering smell of ozone

this linguini slingin weenie wants a meanie to reem'eem bitch bend over i'm fiendin for peeny

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Let's serve up some softballs for our homeboy Sup Forums

eyy da foti mal gowi da foti cal
eyy
eyy
eyy da foti mal gowi da foti cal
niggas be foti wal cuz da foti cal
foti wal cuz da foti cal
eyyy
eyy
eyyyyyyy

Said the geenie

you get just three wishes the genie said
aladdin replied keep 2 and wished for eternal head

Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
Unzip my pants
Here's my benis

your benis is wack
check out my attack
white as jon snow
but my dick's almost black

Everybody gets mad even Beavis said i get nothing Butt-head

Black dick
Must be a spic
Either that or
You mom was impregnated by a nigger who abandoned his responsibilities of fatherhood

Homeboy getting up the steps, call me Rocky.
Out the box, past the plate, but this head you're never knocking.