Democratic Primary Thread - #NeverHillary Edition

GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1X2NVHj0I [CNN]

youtube.com/watch?v=Tne8ux_hh_A [FOX]

youtube.com/watch?v=a48o2S1cPoo [TYT]

LIVE RESULTS

theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/may/17/primary-results-kentucky-oregon-election-2016

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youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1X2NVHj0I
twitter.com/AnonBabble

SEND BERNIE YOUR MEME MAGIC

Stream here:
youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1X2NVHj0I

FUCK THE COMMIE KIKE

Daily reminder to anti racist Bernouts that he'd be up by 10,000+ w/o black people.

no, jews have too much magic already, fuck off

KEEP DONATING!

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The Democratic Convention in Philly is going to be very violent. Millions of leftists and niggers are going to die.

Checked

>wants money out of politics
>spent more money than Cruz, Kasich, Rubio, Trump, Carson and Yeb! combined

0.7% difference

Hernie pulling back!!!!

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BLACK MEN PREFER WHITE WOMEN CONFIRMED

Drop out Bernie

#ImWithHer
#GiveEmHill
#NeverTrump

>open CNN stream
>first thing I see is an ad for "Oppenheimer Finance"

Of fucking course

Call it for Hillary already.

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ONLY BEHIND BY 1000 VOTES
SEND MEME MAGIC

I love watching this double headed serpent eating itself.

I just donated my rent money for this month. Who will match me?

.3!!!!!!!!!!

0.3%!

Fuck me he might just pull it off

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doesn't even need the handshoop

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That nigga bern making a comeback

how's the 9th grade going?

fuck off faggot

you are a faggot, I don't trust you.

SANDERS IS SURGING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn this is pretty intense.

Fuck off reddit

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Hernie Panders is doing it! He's going to the Super Bowl!!!

THis gap is closing mighty fast

Jefferson still hasn't finished. That'll be almost 3k more to Hillary's lead.

What's really hilarious is that while blacks tend to vote for whoever promises them more shit, they're still voting for clinton even though bernie promises them more free shit, simply because they are hillary's pets. The gibsmedats are literally voting against he MOST gibs candidate in decades becasue they have been trained that Clinton = Gibs.

.03% difference, Bernie might make a comeback and take a quarter of the delegates.

>Rev up those debts because I am one dumb faggot

OH SHIT NIGGA!

corporate money, ya dingus

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GET OUT YOU FUCKING COMMIE

CLOSE THE GAP AND BUILD A WALL

Bernie would have won if it wasn't for those fucking dumb niggers

>not knowing the fix is in

If Bernie wins both states how many seconds of news coverage do you think this will buy him?

I know the media has a hard job reporting what Trump ate for breakfast and what Hillary's SuperPACs are spending their money on, but I'm taking predictions for positive news coverage due to these wins.

10 seconds? 15 seconds?

Where do you think those people get their money from you stupid cunt...

Truth, niggers shouldn't be allowed to vote

Well niggers don't respect submissves. Bernie is the biggest submissive faggot to ever make it this far in a Presidential cycle.

Aren't they doing recounts anyway if it's this close?

I thought you were talking about Bernie, calm your tits and drink some maple syrup, moose-fucker

"this way to the Hospital"

FUCK THE DEMOCRAPS

>based """"""broken voting machine""""""

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why are there liberals here?

THE GAP IS CLOSING

HE IS BEGINNING TO BELIEVE

The free shit meme needs to stop. The truth is no black will ever vote for a socialist because we aren't retarded white kids who think the government gives away free shit out of thin air.

The media reports on what people care about.

People care more about Trump's shitposts than the entire democratic party.

You can't really blame the media for that.

>Every vote actually matters

SANDER IN LEAD
SANDERS IN LEAD

Didn't he say it was a dove

It's a fucking sparrow, literally a pleb bird

BERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIEBERNIE PLEASE

Post yfw jefferson county blacks cuck Sanders.

Don't you Bernie fags get it?

The fact it's even close is a loss for you. Even if he wins it at this point it's a loss.

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mfw

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Everyone gets their money from corporations.

The system is rigged. Hillary is stealing it. Bernie is being robbed. We will not stand for this. There will be consequences, believe me. Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Philadelphia July 25-28.

>when it's fuggin tied

It's not about that at all, black people tend to be poorer, black people tend to have worse access to the internet.

When your source of political information comes from Clinton News Network and MSDNC (owned by Time Warner and Comcast, respectively), you are manipulated into voting Clinton.

See attached webm

Because the reddit shills have nothing better to do

PLEASE STAY ON COMMIE BERNIE. LET THIS SHIT GO ON AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

I love you bernieslobs. Keep backing your loser. I love it! it will match the rest of the rest of your lives!

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IKR?

MAKE SURE YOU DONATE! IVE JUST PLEDGED MY FAMILYS LIFE WITH THE RUSSIAN MAFIA ON THIS, LETS SEE IF YOU CAN MATCH IT

he said it was a dove of peace, he wasn't being literal you autistic faggot. Go study the minute details of trains or something if thinking in the abstract is this hard for you

DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT AWOO

WOLFGIRL OF PEACE

Any fellow Bernie supporter care to share the TyT members link to the video?

invasive species that decimates other populations

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It's more reason for super delegates to switch to Bernie. She can't even beat someone who was counted out long ago...and in a closed primary no less

>he actually pulled ahead
Hahahahahahahhahaha

bernie promising free college and low taxes

>niggers
>college
>work
>taxes

That's true, he's totally a cuckshed tier man,. but the Irony of them supporting Hillary is just so golden, she uses them and perpetuates their misery as a servant of bankers and rich globalists while Bernie was literally personally involved in the civil rights movement.

AHAHAHAH HE'S UP AGAIN

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.

SO WHO IS GONNA WIN THIS THING?

Crazy comeback by the Crazy Bernie.

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Prove that Bernie accepts money from corporations, or GTFO and let the adults talk while you fuck moose, moose-fucker.

0.1%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any win that's less than 80%-20% sets him further back mathematically

The bernie tears will be delicious when the final Jefferson county vote come in to end it

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCALYPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE. MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR, AS WELL AS A DOZEN OTHERS STILL CLINGING TO THE SHAFT. I LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPOURIZING MY LUSTY ASSOCIATE, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILING CONTENTLY AT THE DEMEB A THICK, MEATY FLYSWATTER. I GUARANTEE IT.

awoo is the cancer that is killing Trump support on Sup Forums

BERNIE IS AHEAD AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK???

BERNIE IS AHEAD AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK???

BERNIE IS AHEAD AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK???

BERNIE IS AHEAD AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK???

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM AN ASS-DRAGGING MAN WHORE LIKE YOURSELF THAT GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA INCOME TO SUPPORT THEIR POKEMON ADDICTIONS. IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN BECOMING A REAL MAN, COME BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU A TESTOSTERONE INFUSION IN THE BACK ALLEY WITH MY PATENTED PULSATING MAN HAMMER. I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH, AND I'LL PLUNGE MY THUNDERING FLESH REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM. SLIPPING ON MY STEEL WOOL GLOVES, I'LL GRAB YOUR MINISCULE QUIVERING JOYSTICK AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE IT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION WITH HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT. WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE INTO YOUR COLON YOUR INNARDS WILL PULSATE IN JOYOUS ABANDON AND YOUR NIPPLES WILL EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT, RAINING MY SEX SAUCE DOWN UPON UNWARY PASSERSBY WHO WILL COWER IN FEAR OF THE SECOND COMING. I GUARANTEE IT.