So I went into a unisex bathroom at a store today because I had to piss really bad

So I went into a unisex bathroom at a store today because I had to piss really bad.

I tried the door, and I heard a girl say "I'm in here". I just kind of browsed around that area of the store for a minute, because I didn't want to go all the way to the back of the store to the main restrooms, and I had already grabbed what I came in to buy.

She came out a couple minutes later, and she was young, tall, thick and cute. She had a huge ass, and sweeping curves.

I went in, and could tell right away that she had pooped.

go on

Your first time being near a girl, user?

>she had pooped.
>"I'm in here"
>she had pooped.

I came in to take a leak, but I forgot about that, and had a strong urge to see if the seat was warm.

I don't really know what got into me. The seat was still warm, and I could see little wrinkly lines of skin marks on the shiny seat if I looked at it from the right angle. I think she had her asshole positioned pretty far back. so I had to sniff it.. It had the district smell of a girl's butt who has been working and sweating. I couldn't keep myself from going down on to my knees and sniffing up her butt smell like a madman and cumming all over the floor in front of the toilet.

Is that normal?

God I wish that was me

no

Moar!

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To be fair, more normal than me. I once went into the bathroom in the hotel that me and my friend (a cute male) were sharing. I noticed he had left a massive log of shit in the toilet unflushed, so I scooped it out, played with it, licked it, fapped with it before flushing it and washing. Carried on my day with him like nothing had happened.

looks like a baby ruth

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in elementary school there was this fucking weird ass lard ass dude that was a counselor or something. This dude was infamous for never flushing the toilet and leaving the craziest shit for us kids to find.

One time it just was pee, but it was bubly and seemed almost acidic or something? Idk, I was only 8 or so and I dont remember much except the vivid image of this dudes dark yellow puss piss.

Another time my friend saw him leave the bathroom we used at recess. This mother fuck left what probably was the biggest shit I have ever seen to date. It was one solid piece and almost as a big as a football. Keep in mind this dude was at least 375lbs. There was no toilet paper either. Goodnight Sup Forums

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But tastes much better

Does he even know you are into guys?

what kind of barbarian does this? user this is truly the funniest thing ive read all day, +1 internet for you.

please tell us more about this guy. i must know.

kek I grabbed a screen of that one. you just can't make that shit up

Probably not. I can give off gay vibes, especially near him, but I really don't think he knows. I'm actually into girls too and he knows that- he even laughed at the skimpy clothes mod I have on Skyrim.

I know he is at least into traps though. I spied all through his history in our discord channel and he had been posting porn with another guy- who posted a trap- who he said he'd fuck knowing it was a trap (as long as "she" sounded like a girl

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Just so you know, it sounds like your buddy wouldn't be into you. He sounds straight, even though he's looked around at other stuff.

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Maybe if I can pass as a decent trap one day or a passing CD, he'll go for me. We'll see.

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FUCK

No, that's not normal. That's what happens when sex-starved incels look for ways to fulfill their sexual needs by disgusting actions. You will always regress further into more disgusting shit like bestiality and necrophilia.

Good luck, user