/mlb/ general - Greatest Pitcher of our Generation Edition

LA:Dodgers make Franklin Gutierrez deal official
TOR:MRI reveals mild calf strain for Donaldson
SF:Cueto (family) still has not reported to camp
NYM:Neil Walker extension talks 'probably dead'
WAS:Kelley, Treinen, Glover vying for Nats closer
NYM:Familia back in Mets camp Monday morning
NYY:Yankees sign Jon Niese to minor league deal
BAL:Orioles acquire Vidal Nuno from Dodgers
LA:41-year-old Eric Gagne considering comeback
NYM:Zack Wheeler (elbow) throws bullpen session
SD:Padres make Jered Weaver signing official
ARZ:D'Backs ink Jorge De La Rosa to minors deal

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mlbdailydish.com/2016/6/2/11844784/nationals-rumors-bryce-harper-contract-money-crazy-dough
espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/67090/bryce-harper-the-first-500-million-player?ex_cid=espnapi_public
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now post the post season stats

dodgers

if you don't think johan santana is a top 5 pitcher of the 21st century you don't know SHIT about baseball

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In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat

> this team
> this creature
Id be lying if I said I was shocked

>anime

Do Doyers fans have both trash taste in 2D and 3D?

kek, dubs confirm syndergaard's inevitable TJS, you're doing god's work, my man

Nats desu senpai

> California
> good taste
Did you really have to ask?

It's a calling. I'm like Moses or Noah.

>tfw delusionally hopeful for more trades

is abreu on the block? i'm not that confident in duda

The whitesox only traded sale and eaton because they were the ones with seriously problems about the drake laroche situation. Rebuild cancelled Kenny Williams wins again

What are the kershaw playoff bombing power rankings?

Impossible to not say Cardinals with the 0-4 and 6 and 7 ERAs, but who are 2 and 3?

The suffering never ends.

Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox allowed their franchise to be destroyed by a 12 year old kid.

1. Bryce Harper
2. Ichiro Suzuki
3. David Ortiz
4. Josh Hamilton
5. Kyle Schwarber
6. Derrick Jeter
7. Manny Ramirez
8. JP Arencibia
9. Ryan Howard
10. Lucas Duda

1. Tim Lincecum
2. Riley Pint
3. Barry Zito
4. Eric Gagne
5. Dallas Keuchel
6. Armando Galarraga
7. Mark Buehrle
8. Jered Weaver
9. Jake Arrieta
10. Lucas Luetge

I am open to thoughtful discussion if you have any disagreements.

Feel free to ask why if you question my thoughts

This is shit, and so are you

> its another leaf spams the general with bait rankings episode

HEY

>anime

WHERE'S

>trusting Californians to get things

Seinfeld would've been so much funnier if the Cubs were involved instead of the Yankees.

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tfw i found a fitted marlins hat in my size at Ross today

there's nothing funny about chicago though

I agree that the Cubs are a comical franchise. A laughing stock. A one hundred and eight year joke.

Who wins the NL west this year?

Rockies

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Doyers
Only to lose in the NLDS

marlins ass is best ass tbqh

Padres

This is all the same shitty leaf

Fuck you

False I chose the Rockies

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Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper

>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Never drew a dime
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Not even one of the ten best players on his own team
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history

cool story dg

D-Backs

Bryce haters crawling out of the woodworks

You guys are fucking cave trolls and have no lives

Keep sitting in your fucking basements licking cheeto dust off your fingers you dorks

> he doesnt wipe the dust on his pants
SAD!

bryce harper is better than most people at baseball

i'd strike that pussy out in 3 pitches

You forgot unanimous MVP and walk off bomber.

I could strike him out. Played him in high school, guy swung at fucking everything. Some beyond literal who could do it, I bet I could too.

Not gonna lie, he also got pretty pissed when struck out too. Everyone in Vegas thinks he's a cocky ass.

>Cheeto dust
What the fuck do you mean crumbs? If you're going to insult us at least get it right you stupid fucking leaf.

WOW...

mr papelbon pls

Bryce Harper has the best patience in baseball

I seriously would like to see you try without throwing 4 straight wild pitches

How about you sign a contract and then come out in the bottom of the 9th up 1 run so Big Bryce can hit a walk off bomb off you.

Two words, Leaf

Mike. Trout.

>Bryce Harper has the best patience in baseball

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>Bryce Harper has the best patience in baseball

Batted .083 in a playoff series lmao

I seriously don't even know if Bryce has ever NOT made contact during an AB

And? You're just gonna leave it at that kiddo?

Stop worshipping your forced celebrity. You're ruining the game for all of us.

wtf i hate bryce harpee now

What about those 7 Walks the Cubs delivered unto him?

The DH is not a position, get Schwarber off of there

>now

HEY FUCK YOU

steve pierce

That't not the fucking point

The point is when Bryce Harper and Mike Trout retire, one of them will be remembered as the greatest of all-time. The other will be remembered as a bootleg Mickey Mantle

yeah ill pierce you bud

that's rather kind to bryce, but i think his ceiling is more of a bootleg steve pearce

Can someone explain why cusbfags think finally winning one ring after 108 years suddenly invalidates those 108 years of no rings?

>Bryce "Can't win a playoff series" Harper
>GOAT

Pick one and only one

Baltimore is bring back Andino :D

>Talking about Bruce Bopper
>JEEZ, I SURE DO HATE ALL THIS CUBS TALK

Steve Pearce doesn't have power to all parts of the field. Steve Pearce doesn't have an MVP. Steve Pearce doesn't have a Gold Glove (2017). Steve Pearce doesn't have multiple All-Star appearances. Steve Pearce doesn't have cool commercials. Steve Pearce doesn't have a mega contract with Under Armour. Steve Pearce doesn't have the leverage to get a $500 million dollar contract. Steve Pearce doesn't have a beautiful family. Steve Pearce doesn't and will never be spoken of in the same breath as Bryce Aron Max Harper by someone with baseball knowledge unless it's to say he will never be Bryce Harper.

team sport

>Steve Pearce doesn't have the leverage to get a $500 million dollar contract.
Neither does Harper.

yea actully he does

>MVP all season long
> Fucking MIA in the playoffs
this is the power of Nats fans

sportsworld.nbcsports.com/bryce-harper-500-million-man/
sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/bryce-harper-will-make-half-billion-hes-worth/
mlbdailydish.com/2016/6/2/11844784/nationals-rumors-bryce-harper-contract-money-crazy-dough
espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/67090/bryce-harper-the-first-500-million-player?ex_cid=espnapi_public
fangraphs.com/blogs/500-million-for-bryce-harper-might-still-be-a-bargain/

Not everyone can have 27 rings faggot.

Any Trout fans here?

I prefer salmon.

rylas

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Is that kind of technique only for mormons?

>gagne comeback
they should just allow roiding past the age of 35, and be far more punitive to the youngins that do it

That's the technique for .325/.479/.600 43/107

didn't bryce harper hit, correct me if i'm wrong, below .250 last year?

youtube.com/watch?v=mSA_MUvGJZE

I, for one, welcome our new Bruce overlord.

2 100lbs plates
6 25 lb plates

Really makes you think

He was playing hurt

torn vagina?

And what about the year before that?

I'm so sick of this rah rah last year

HE WAS INJURED. I'm done with all of you and I can't wait for Opening Day

sprained fallopian

Ruptured vamaymay

my fucking god

Rags

Mariners!

WBC sim bro
I had to start over yet again but I finally got to the semifinals

So far this time the US is undeafted but that looks like it will soon be done with