Go here:

Go here: geology.com/sea-level-rise/

>Increase sea level to MAXIMUM (+60m)
>Review the map
>Literally nothing of value lost
>LITERALLY
>NOTHING
>OF ANY VALUE
>LOST

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I'd live like 10 minutes from the beach. Works for me.

Check out the middle east and northern Europe.

So many problems solved at once

>I'd live a few blocks from the beach
>America gets another great lake where Sacramento used to be
>New York, San Fransisco, and most of LA are underwater

I think we should make 60m a goal

Florida pretty much gone entirely
>AT LEAST 60m

>Check NZ
>Mfw Auckland and Hamilton gets fucking drowned

>max out sea level
>water stops a two streets from my apartment

>australia gets a giant lake

what would you name it?

Check out Bangladesh

>lake wicked pisser

It's like christmas

>tfw my house and my parents house, literally become beachfront property.

it would irreversibly fuck up everything about australia except the parts where the abbos live

>resorting to justifying an extreme rise of sea level instead of denying it's going to happen

Looks like Im getting beach front property

>tfw my shitty valley property becomes beachfront

Seriously why would you even start this thread?

Everyone with any knowledge knows the sea level has been rising for over the last 10k years.

If there has been an increase its only because of better monitoring systems.

>continent wide hurricanes ensue because of reduction of salinity in oceans.

No this is a great idea.

>hurricanes
>because of salt
Explain.

we'll just take the salt from bernie voters and put it in the ocean

Why would an isolated lake's water level rise?

ayyyyyy

wew lad

Not like It'll fucking matter, rising sea levels are a very slow process

We'll build canals and funnel them into inland lakes

>2100
>Developing world is drowning
>Australia has inland oceans and is terraforming the outback

Get fucked 3rd world shitskins

>Ocala underwater, but just barely
>Gainesville becomes beachfront property
Fug

Lake Eire maybe because you know, that's already its name

>the majority of habitable Australia is underwater
Crikey.

>All of South Jersey is gone

Why

If it rises 60 meters I'll be sitting on a pristine piece of ocean front property.

how the fuck are you going to funnel enough of the ocean into the outback to prevent this?

Oceanfront property?
Fucking hippies in Seattle and Portland living in homeless camps they circle jerk around so much?
Locally I'm happy. At the rest of the world...I would feel sorrow for the British Isles but I'm okay with it all. So many of the world's problems fixed.
It might have some logistical problems, what with harbors being fucked but I'd be okay with that trade.

I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied: Learn to swim

>mfw alaska

With the sharks, jellyfish, stingrays and crocodiles? Our waters are a fucking death trap.

>Texas coastline
Eh, not too bad. I'd just have to move a county over.

[Kvetching intensifies]

Modern engineering technology

She'll be right mate

One day our Government will get it shit together and ramp up the infrastructure spending and get started on massive canal and irrigation infrastructure

I'm sure there's enough space for us to dump all the water somewhere

That's because the shittiest human beings live on the coast.

>change level to just +1m
>everywhere seems fine
>some corner of Kazakhstan gets flooded
>no big deal
>scroll across to Europe
>The Netherlands blown the fuck out

On a serious note, would the Dutch be able to stave this off by just building a shitload of coastal barriers?

Yes, their country is already mostly under sea level

>montreal is gone

Im good with this.

I'll be 15 miles away from the beach instead of 45 miles

>doesn't destroy memphis

well I guess it's back to plan b of letting that dump destroy itself

>tfw live in Illinois
It'd be pretty sweet if basically every world capital worth a damn sunk and only the people inland got to live.

This could be the best thing to ever happen to the US
>houston, NAWLINS YALL, florida, baltimore, dc, san fran and la btfo

By coasties... good riddance to bad rubbish

My home back in CT will become lakefront property while simultaneously wiping out nigger and Rican territory. 60m would be a good thing.

you do realize the gummiment will have the foresight and competence to evacuate most of everybody?
(can't say the same for the ME or Bangladesh though lol)

Sssh. Let us have our moment to dream.

>+20 m
>I now own california bayfront property.

Yeah not trippin

>what is groundwater
>what is precipitation

>american education

At least my uni is saved, the view would be awesome.

>every coastal reserve on the Pacific underwater

>tfw grew up in san francisco
>tfw family's house is still above water
>tfw going to inherit beach house
>mfw

fuck off Id have to move.

>ny drenched but Broadway is saved
Feels good

okay but what is special about +60m? why is that chosen as the top value?

It's a line from a Tool song.

youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

It's a pretty goodun, give it a peep.

>+40
>my house is still safe
lel

>Washington is almost completely unchanged
Feels good.

>Dubai
>Abu Dhabi
>London
>Stockholm
>Malmo
>Glasgo
>Calais

Too bad about St Petersburg, but at least the Aral Sea will be big again and all the shitskins will be fucked. Kinda worried about Le Havre though, there's a fuckton of nuclear waste stored there.

>Half my country drowns
>Netherlands is fucking underwater.

Kek.

Please Lord Kek grant us this wish

I don't even know what to say.

I am safe.
JUST

>israel not completely submerged
well that rules out drowning the jews.

>doesn't work at Finland's height
Shit map, but still.
>Whole coast of Finland submerged
>Majority of populace displaced
>Small landbridge to Russia

>Estonia is now an island

The problem is coastal niggers will be displaced to non-nigger areas, thus niggerfying them.

Is it me or is everyone from San Francisco a complete cunt?

>mfw it would only go up about 4 feet if the poles melted
>LITERALLY less than 2 meters
>mfw there's still liberals who believed in the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"

POO

>water stops at backyard
shiet, prime real estate

So what do we need to do to get to 60m?

suddenly it all makes sense

>My home is completely unchanged
>No beachfront property

>An even bigger wave of Refugees come in.
>Everything is solved.
What?

>Literally solve all Problems in the region
gotta start burning that coal lads.

>Live in upstate NY
>NYC is now New Londo

this. I move to Sonora and the crackhouse I buy becomes a million dollar rental

>now we have sharks, stingrays, and jellyfish INSIDE the country

>Nothing of value lost

Bangkok how will I get laid

Where do you think all of those shit skins are going to go when their land is flooded? We need to keep them there so they don't spoil our lands

I'll live 10 minutes from the beach so I'm cool with it.

>every major city in Australia is underwater. Inshallah, allahu akbar desu.

>2300
>the dutch have given up trying to stop the ocean
>instead they construct a massive underwater city
>safe from hurricanes
>sets up sea mining and scrapping operations
>the world burns while dutchmen are comfy and dry underwater
CAN'T TOUCH THE DUTCH

>60 meter rise
>10 meters of coast lost
yeah, that's accurate

So, is this the way of God telling us something about the great flood?

*ahem*

You're a fucking moron.

>Sea level rises 60m
>parents house now on a small island
pretty cozy desu

>60+ m
>look for my house
>beach front property
Neat

Why do they hate us so?

>Denmark and Stockholm under water.

They're coming anyway.

Yeah, i'm flooded

Concordia pleb?

>tfw now beach-side property
SUCK IT CUNTS

You bring Steve Irwin shame

How the fuck does Providence, RI stay untouched?

Polytechnique master race.

I am dead

Lol is your house in trumbull?

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