/heem/: khabib edition

Upcoming events:

2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Filipovic
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=3scgW-aghr4

News:

>Ferreira broke hand during Theodorou fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/cezar-ferreira-posts-x-ray-of-hand-broken-on-first-punch-i-connected-on-elias-theodorou-at-ufc-fight-night-105

>Ponzi on future
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/santiago-ponzinibbio-ready-for-everything-and-everyone-at-170-pounds-after-ufc-fight-night-105-win

>UFC FN 105 walkout songs
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-fight-night-105-including-vintage-michael-jackson-and-bob-marley

pussy

you don't make enough gooby editions tbqh

fuck julianna pena

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Least favourite what?

Good thread op
May Cody bless you and I hope you have a good afternoon

OP, your efforts are appreciated,your news will be read,Canada will stay upset,your struggle will be noticed. Love every here

When is Yoder fighting next?

first for cody buttasspoop

back up though
back up though

Schaub is God

If Derrick Lewis isn't willing to shit himself in the cage I'm not sure he has what it takes to get the belt.

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

Sad...

Real sad for me to see you struggling like this

May the lord forgive me for saying this but that's a tad pathetic

senselessness will not be tolerated

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evacuate from the proximity

you can't grasp what i just did

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Ah I wanted this!!
Thank you

ease me out like a toot
ease me out like a toot

I am the least upset person of all because /heem/ brings me joy, friend

we are united through violence, muslims and whitey country bois alike

ufc 211
friends and I are thinking of going
is that supposed to be a good main event
t. newfag

dude please stop, you can't even meme correctly

yes, very much so
it's between two of the most exciting heavyweights on the roster, and their first fight was great

Good for you, man. Have a zen Reem

Why is the op mean to me even though i am nice to him?

i think you have me confused for someone else
but people are mean to you because you're a tripfag

nice webm

the hitbox on flying knees pisses me off

>people are mean to you because you're a tripfag

4chanx is so great

One loss, get over it. You did with Cruz

ufc video games are garbage

reminder that I said this weeks ago, capped it, and will post thsi again when the fight happens

I dare any of you cunts to talk to me irl like you do online

I'll heem you to the grave

First for Derrick "THE SOUL EATER" Lewis.

First i take your consciousness, then i take your reputation (wife beater), then i steal yo gurl.

H-TOOOOWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!

how can we make sure derrick sees this? can someone spam his twitter?

Gayest sport ever

He posted an image like that one on his Twitter already. Only difference is that this picture is blue

You're not in a soccer thread Sanchez.

Never thought id feel bad for Travis. Also, has he ever been put out cold before? How long til he woke up?

>Schaub is God

gods do not sustain themselves on mediocre income and hang on to an already faded and uneventful career

rumour has it that he remains out even to this day...

>mediocre income
Sauce?
>faded and uneventful career
Beating 2 world champions is more than what 99% of all MMA fighters have accomplished

>has he ever been put out cold before?

Yes

I'm off to bed

When I wake up Cody will still be champion

That is why I wake up

do not play with the fires of jinxing my friend

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I'm pretty sure the worst he was heemed was vs Bigfoot, and he was still somewhat conscious

Bf vs ex bf


Fuck lads.. not long till khabib, lando and wonderboy hype is killed, all in the same night

>lando hype
what are you talking about?

t. fucking casual
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>hype is for hardcore fight fans only
you are the reason why the sport will never prosper

wow casual

>le wacky purple moovment guy xDDDDD

Hate that stupid fuck. Of course every wannabe Sherdog warrior and journalist faggot rides his nuts

So it pretty much confirmed now that RONDA is getting B L A C K E D by the black beast

forgot my trip hahahhahah

wew

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YEAH WHAT YEA

All of his losses are tko or vicious KO. His brain is like swiss cheese at this point.

Luke Rockhold

R U BLIND CUNT?

His losses to Werdum were by decision, though he did get hurt badly in both of them.

>Discussing MMA
get a load of this guy

Hey irmaos, anyone down for tennis? :^)

Famous BurgersĀ© on the house haha

do you even know what a trip is you fuckin goof

That's right, it was Edmund that got tko by front kick after the last Browne fight.

My mistake

Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza

seems to have misplaced his steroids

nameshitting fuck off with your cuck country

showed that faggot who's who

thanks man; gonna get tickets then =)

>miss weight
>win your last Invicta fight and get call to UFC

>opponent misses weight
>lose your debut UFC fight
lol

Anyone else notice him get rocked by Boetsch shortly before the takedown?

Reem bless

>tfw artem cucks your dad everynight

its not fair lads

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It's not like he can cuck your mom. He doesn't have enough reach to give a reach around.

Is ducking the Bigg Rigg.

Hendricks will be the MW champ in 2017 and there is literally NOTHING that can stop him.

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Derrick Lewis sounds like an old school gangster.

Also lol at him calling Travis a women beater and asking for Rousey's fine ass. I was hoping he would say something about Edmund

> Derrick Lewis sounds like an old school gangster.
He sounds like your average urban super senior

Derrick Lewis is basically the dumbest, most caveman-like borderline retarded fighter in the UFC. He has absolutely no filter and just says whatever passes through his ape-like mind with a THICC southern drawl.

Personally, I'm a huge fan. But there's literally nothing resembling intelligence there.

you didnt even watch the fights, you literally just come here because youre gay for shcaub

in this one he's sucking the soul up, the twitter one is just the spirit rising in the air

That's not true at all. I was out of the house for Lewis/Browne. My first time missing a UFC event live in roughly 5 years.

I'm not saying he's smart. I'm saying his voice sounds like one of those fat nigger gangsters. Like when they started talking like Bootsy Collins because they thought that'd be more intimidating. I didn't expect him to sound like that

He's obviously dumb as fuck, but I'm glad it happened at the expense of Travis Browne. Now hopefully he gets slept next fight

>Derrick Lewis declared himself the interim HW champion at the post-fight press conference

Does /heem/ recognize this belt?

its unironically more legit than Aldo's belt right now

>I still need to work on my jab, the thang is tho, I hate throwin jabs, jabs to me tho is a waste of time I just like to swang n bang but I know a lotta guys gonna start gettin used to that n tryna counter offa that but you know my coach say you gotta set up the jab and throw the right hand over whatever behind that, but it's just...(shakes head)...I just hate throwin jabs
>I already blocked my managers n my coaches like they some side chicks n put they name as 'Do Not Answer'

This is pure natty. The man shuns coaching.

i know we have weeks to go but i have nothing better to do so i remade the template with the advice of the anons that complained about the other format. the non-chronological left to right layout triggers my autism but is this better?

>tfw your two boys fight in under 2 weeks

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Looks good but similarly triggers the ol' 'tism

is there a more CTE'd fighter?

This. Maybe put the pairs in chronological order?

Flags are a nice touch

yeah but then where do i put the main event? do i make it the same size as the others? making it asymmetrical would kill my autism