When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

saturday

last night with gf.she was watching game of thrones while i was fucking her slowly for the whole episode

3 months ago :(

Never

12 years ago

Sunday afternoon with the wife. We're on about a once a week schedule, which is not ideal but better than when I was single.

it has been 3 years and 2 weeks

IDK like sometime in July or so 2013.

Not sure but I know when the last time I wanted to was. More?

about 4 hours ago

2010

Saturday (:

Better than a zero times a week schedule :(

A week ago with myself and a month ago with my wife.

Just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years, so about 3 months ago. Plis kill mi.

yesterday. tits related

7 years ago. I'm 29.

10 minutes ago

that's not "just" you retard

couple hours ago at my gf's house

9 hours ago

Rip. Pls don't let me become this guy.

dang. Nice tight little body on her. Too bad she's probably taking a thick cock with it right now

how the fuck do you live

yesterday

She was really hot too, but crazy. I don't know how to make the first move. My sisters friend just decided she liked me and threw herself at me until I got the hint.

Around sixteen years ago, when I was thirteen.

like a week ago

Something about an egg being deceared. I can't remember the full details, but it was weird.

Last night at a rest stop on the TX/OK state line up against a trailer.

Damn. I'm the ultimate wing man. I'm attractive enough (bout 8/10) with stellar charisma skills and no social anxiety. I actually work better in a small group. Sucks. I wish I had NEET friends IRL I could totally hook em up.

I just don't feel like being in any crappy relationship... I have particular wants from a women and they are hard to find. Attractiveness is like 5th on my list too.

last night. my buddy likes me fucking his girl... originally started off with her just wanting the dick bit since we're neighbors it's kinda risky... so somehow she convinced him to let her fuck me.. been friends with the guy since before middle school ... cute short blonde chic.. but 5 kids ... n her "husband" digs the shit outta it, like he even texts me while he's at work to see if I'm around so I can go bang his chic during the day...

oh.. n she squirts like a fukkin super soaker 5000

Tuesday

I've been with my wife 21 years, and we have two young kids... which is married person talk for "I can't remember the last time."

9 hours ago.

Probably about a year now. Broke up with my gf a couple weeks later.

sounds like you really rocked her world

I'm 22 and never been on a date never had and never kissed a girl and my soulmate lives 30 miles away and I met her 9 years ago and still can't have it right to be with her.......
What do I win?

What’s sex?

Tuesday. We'd be at it again tomorrow night, but I need to travel.

24 years, 2 teens here - sorry for you, man

2008

It's been a month. This is becoming an unwelcome pattern in our three year relationship. Probably gonna be like this for at least a few more months, as we wait in line for an appointment to get couples' counseling.

9 years? for reals??

I wish I were lying.

that sounds pretty miserable.

last week

Yeah, it's not great. Everything else is okay, just... My sex life may as well be single.

>people on Sup Forums of all places trying to claim they've touched a non-blood related female before

o i am laffin

2 months ago, i penetrated her and she was on her period i stoped after a few thrusts and asked her are you retarted? she cried and left, after a week i broke up with her, when i m horny i miss her but she was mental case so better fap till i find the next one.

Last night. What had been kinda boring for the last forever was kinda fun after I got her to ride me whilst I put my finger in her ass as she told me how much she liked it, then flipped her over and pounded her till she came. The funny thing was it was utterly sexual and not affectionate and I liked it more for that. Apologies for the essay

Wednesday night after a funeral.

sorry, man...

couple hours ago with her in the shower

every friday. and sometimes wednesdays, but not this wednesday. cuz married with kids and thats how it works, faggots.

spectacular. show us her pooper.

>>Wednesday night after a funeral.

the satanic trips of truth!
also...funeral...eh, nvm

You might as well just be single. Counselling isn't going to help shit. Also in my experience, if it's been that long she's probably getting it elsewhere.

To fucking long. It has been like three or four months at least. Probably more like six months.

I am going cold turkey no fap today, wish me luck.

few days ago with some fag I met on grindr.

close to a week maybe? I dunno, we've been traveling and have kids so privacy is not so much.

3 hours ago

Like 1,5 weeks ago I had a quickie in my car with my gf.

Having sex like once, twice a week, could be more, but thats still better than having sex literally 4-5 times total within 24 years

Kris's funeral?!

1 hour

Blew 4 days worth of nut, almost passed out lol

With my ex the night before she dumped me through text. I've been getting revenge on women since and next week i have another girl who I will sex and never call back. Fuck women and leave them heartbroken! Yeeeee

The last time i had physical contact with a female vagina was when i was born

yesterday

more please. your bitch is hot.

> Im married and 3 months

Sunday morning

6 months ago. ex left me to become an escort/prostitute. she wanted to remain fuck buddies and help me find girls to fuck. kind of wish i didn't let my feelings get in the way and had a little fun with it rather than getting depressed and fat.

Two months. Dryest I've been since losing virginity six years ago. Guess that's what happens when you leave a three year relationship in a hard way and have two jobs plus college.
It'll all be alright once I graduate. Getting close

20 minutes ago. Wife's on her period and hates anything in there during, so I fucked her ass instead

POST HER BACK PAGE>

still a virgin

45 minutes ago, before wifey went to work

about an hour ago, gf is sick so not a lot of kissing

Never. 37yr old and I'm probably going to go nuts soon.

thx, imo she's easily a 9/10 looks/body wise, 10/10 sex wise. we fuck a couple times a week at least. she's on bc so we've never used a condom

When's the last time you took those sleeping pills? lol

2008.

It was really bad sex, too. She was way too skinny and had an ugly face. Supposedly was a lesbian, but got drunk enough to fuck me one night. Discovered that she was on her period after she bled all over me and my apartment. It was totally disgusting.

i dont really know i think i was 18 or 19.
now im nealy 27 only 2 weeks. so 8 or 9 years

Last night, 69 with gf (pic related), she sucked my dick (no jack.. Kinda sad, she's... A bit afraid of this kek) and I sucked her puss dry.

And the night before we fucked.

It's been two weeks now of lot or sex, but the last entire year was almost empty of sex.. For some reasons that i hope now are clear for us. Man that year was awful.

about a month ago. girlfriend is depressed episode.

Fuck... Just like me. Why does this happen to us???
In my case it was with my last girlfriend and I fucked shit up. Have not recovered from this dry spell since. Should have been better to her damn.

just go be with her, give it a shot

i'm just a retard who's afraid of everything. kinda settled on it and gonna die like this so its okay.

I have fucked 2 women within the last 24 hrs. My record is 3. Not counting swinger parties..because that is like tee-ball. I am talking solo, normal chicks.

Maybe because it's you want someone equal to or better then your last relationship and won't settle for less. -and that's good. You just suffer without sex. Depends on what's more important to you..

But at least you can tell girls your a virgin.. Some girls are into that shit.

I feel the same, except I've never had sex. I'm 23 with what I've been told 8/10 looks and I'm a nice guy. But I have terrible anxiety and self esteem issues so I hole myself up in my room and make shit worse for myself.

yeah im like this too. sex is just not important for me so it works

Hey I'm in the same boat, 4 years as well. We fucked after a few months of being broken up but it didn't change anything. I haven't fucked anyone else either since. Not sure how to get over this hump lol.

Yeah I've got serious social anxiety issues. Getting a girlfriend in high school was easy. I had time to build a relationship/courage and get the girl to like me. In adult life I find it hard to build that relationship. Nobody gets the chance to see me for who I really am. Every girl expects me to be a courageous manly man who will just say what he wants. Can't do that though cuz i'm a beta bitch.

go out with friends and try to hook up

I don't feel comfortable hooking up like that. I've never been one to fuck strangers

yeah many ppl get to know each other over friends.then your buddy knows a girl who has a friend or so

well you dont need to if you dont want its all society who says you need to hook up evey day

I'm 23. Feels like 24 is coming soon. Medical issues (not mental) have kept me from really holding a job. Longest I've ever worked was a week straight. I feel like the world is leaving me behind. There's kids who are 21 done with college and I've yet to get a meaningful job.

Been searching like crazy lately and nobody seems to want to hire a 23 year old with no proof of work experience. I've only done odd under the table jobs up until now. And the only thing I refuse to work is in food service of any kind. And roofing jobs.

Doesn't help my location is like 80% Hospitality bullshit either. And I wanna work with my hands and have to use my brain.