Theatre only serves popcorn shrimp

>theatre only serves popcorn shrimp

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>theatre only serves nubian nuggets

>theatre only plays capeshit

>ghost of marlon brando constantly snatching free legs and nuggers

what's a nubian?

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>leave a body pillow with my clothes on the seat as i watch the movie and sneak over naked to the movie daycare and rape 5 year olds
everytime

>theatre only has pepsi products

checked

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>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the movie

Robert what's this about no longer serving crab legs?

Sorry sir only our gold ticket attendees have access to the seafood bar. You'll have to wait like the standard members until after the fashion show.

>tfw my local kino outlet has no anvil storage and only caters to autistic falcons
geez i can't help if my falcon is a chad

The Actual People That Built The Pyramids That White People Don't Want You To Know About.

>it's starting!

When will Robert be promoted to manager? Hasn't he been serving popcorn long enough?

He likes what he does.
He's a server, not a leader.
He wants to see the happiness he brings to those who come see kino.
As a manager he would have to deal with pleb ticketers who let in people to watch capeshit with no falcons or +1.
Serving popcorn brings him happiness.

>theater doesn't have organic free trade butter

>theater has daily singles execution raffle

do you have him in his crabstravaganza outfit?

Here you go kind user.

Don't forget the tip

Problem?

How much do you think a big ass bucket of crab legs like that cost?

$100?

>theatre only serves popcorn shrimp
Make it popcorn chicken and you got a loyal customer (extra tasty crispy).

this meme is childish and stupid

>theatre only serves peel and eat shrimp
>people throw the peeled parts on the floor
fucking animals, i swear

>$100
Kek.

Maybe if you lived on the coast near a major crab fishing spot. Otherwise triple that amount

I like on the west coast, and a crab (8 legs), is about $12 a pound.

It's fucking crazy.

who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

Knowing whitewashing hollywood, Miles Teller.

Dulé Hill as Robert
Lucas Till as Jules
Kristen Bell as Lane

Idris Elba as Robert
moot as Jules
some finnish actress as Lane

I like Robert because he is virgin and pure. I will meet him someday and make a family with him, please help me out guys.

$600 (without tip)

Too late. There is another one of these pics of him actually in the theater watching a movie with a girl, and with popcorn.

You know Lane is getting BLACKED

Uh, you don't get to bring hawks.

The guy who played Lex Luther in BVS as Jules
Idris Albe as Robert
The girl who played Luna Lovegood as Lane

>Well congratulations, you got yourself snacks. Now what's the next step in tipping me?

They're not hawks

You seemed to have put the wrong picture in that frame of yours

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nubia

10 seconds

It's a falcon it's on the no singles list as 'confirmed girlfriend' thanks am i a big guy?

Terry Crews as Rob
Jesse Eisenberg as Jules
Alison Pill as Lane