What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?

"Sell the enduro (motorcycle) if you can get so much for it"

It's from my mom and I'm not selling it

It says go to work fag. Can you post more pics of that girl op

'Goodnight, i love you too' from my girlfriend!

get out you fucking normie

"It probably was, but see a doctor if it continues. I don't need you dying on me" from the girl I'm cheating on my GF with.

"im so jealous! no one gets sent to training in (city.) But about the other thing, I can do that for you"

Sure buddy

"and i'm from texas"

No more love no more questions you got what you wanted finally! I'm too tired to keep this up so yeah i'm giving up

"Lol, party animal!!"

"I can't make tomorrow's practice but I'll be there on Sunday."

"I need you to taste me"

absolutely fucking not user

"The answer is yes in a way. Lol"

Whatever that fucking "tongue stuck out smiley" emoji is called, from my wife.

"sleep well bb"

“I forgot the meat“

...

I'll use it well until we meet later

Oh no don't do that, fine ill tell him

It's true, cause my pee was cloudy

eat my ass
after i made a crack at her height