First contact has occurred...

First contact has occurred. And the Extraterrestrials have chosen Sup Forums to be their first place to go for human interaction. How does Sup Forums respond?

U want the fucking?

>ayyyy lmao
>instantly dies

Fuck off space niggers, we're full

>forgetting "you can crash on the moon if you want"
u nigger

Fuck off space niggers were full, you can crash on the moon if you want.

I'll trade u my iPad for a ride to outer space think different mr obongo

Tits or gtfo

Open your balls

"These ones we call niggers. Allow me to explain why you should hate them to

This is really the only correct answer.

Can my anal probe be done with a Sharpie?

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You just came here for the traps, didn't you?

86. 86, 86, 86.

Seriously shoot your self

This is our official response

this hsit heer

Respond with a fart . Tell them its a threat . A silent but deadly one.

can't get me now, space niggers

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Fuck off Space Nigger. Go back to your own goddamn planet.

Welcum to Sup Forums

>superkntelligent species capable of space travel
>comes Sup Forums
kek

First contact has occurred. The Dunmer have chosen Windhelm to be their first place to go for human interaction. How does Windhelm respond?

Ulfric: Fuck off elf niggers we're full. You can crash on Solstheim if you want.

Thanks for coming, you gotta get me outta here.

huehuehuehuehiii, HIII MISTER SPACE MAN :) YOU SO KAWAII LET ME TOUCH YOUR FEMININE PENIS MMMMYEAH HHBBAABY.

Fuck off space niggers, earth is full. You bitches can crash on the moon.

r traps gay?

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