Is this a meme? Surely this would be a reference to Otago?
Justin Torres
Queensland has the highest rate of suicide in Australia. I'm not even paying attention to the only New Zealander in the thread right now, lad, tired of exposing Shitsprouter, I'll wait for some of the others to come through before the banter starts.
Landon Hall
get back in cric you filthy african
Lincoln Walker
non-namefagging New Zealander here AMA
Michael Long
What's the cheapest pizza in your country?
Camden Taylor
Whats your name m8?
Brody Nguyen
May we please have John Plumtree back?
/cric/ has been dead to me after SA vs Australia series, just been triggering the autists in it while I wait for Super Rugby to resume.
Jackson Reed
>80 posts >3 IPs autism
Kevin Cruz
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Nicholas Jenkins
But, it doesn't?
>In recent years (2011-2015), the state based age-standardised suicide rates were highest in the Northern Territory (18.7 per 100,000) and Tasmania (14.2 per 100,000), followed by Queensland (14.1 per 100,000), Western Australia (13.9 per 100,000) and South Australia (12.8 per 100,000).
Dominoes does $3.95 pizzas I think? Like simply cheese, pepperoni and other basic ones.
Based Mazza
Liam Williams
>$3.95 This is why poor people are obese.
Austin Barnes
Wasn't a Maccas burger found to be the best calorie to dollar value? I can't remember which one.
Jackson Hall
>buying pizza when you can support your elite local chippy for far less
James Young
Why would you go to a chippy when you feel like pizza, you cunt
Matthew Green
There is no good one nearby for me
Dominic Hughes
Good post.
Remember lad, >we are winning it all this year.
Thomas Butler
kys statschink. almost every fish n chip shop is run by zhangs.
Maoris and whites run the best chippys. Asians dont know what the fuck they're doing and serve up absolute shite.
Easton Sanchez
910kJ in a hamburger, the same as one slice of dominos pizza.
Logan Baker
>statsy is greek/asian hybrid >most chippys in AusNZ are run by greeks and asians wow really makes you think Is he the result of a romeo and juliet style affair, where the two children of warring fish and chip shop owners eloped and created the muscular hybrid that graces these threads?
Dominic Flores
kys statschink
Grayson Brown
This is correct. Ferry Road Seafoods (the best fish and chip shop in New Zealand, and therefore the world) is run by whites, I'm quite sure.
Zachary Wood
My fave chippy is run by Koreans. Chinese fish n chips are the worst.
Jayden Jackson
>NZ Post dancing whores ad Why
Blake Watson
Rare avo man
Chase Morgan
Best chippy I know of is owned by the same people that own the local fisheries They are Maoris and only employ Maoris (from what I have seen).
Cameron Clark
Blame last year's super rugby advert 2bh. Dancing whores are the new advert to sell to young cunts
Nathaniel Young
My friend tried to tell me that that fat dancing bitch from South Auckland was nased and had made a massive impact overseas, doing Beyonce videos etc. and was a candidate for NZer of the year. I never talked to him again.
Owen Gray
Thinking about going to the Urbane New Zealand dinner lads. Hope they do a haka before and after every course.
Waratahs team for Round 1 clash vs Western Force 1. Tom Robertson 2. Tolu Latu 3. Sekope Kepu 4. Dean Mumm 5. Will Skelton 6. Jack Dempsey 7. Michael Hooper (C) 8. Michael Wells 9. Nick Phipps 10. Bernard Foley 11. Rob Horne 12. Irae Simone 13. Israel Folau 14. Reece Robinson 15. Andrew Kellaway
Reserves: 16. Hugh Roach 17. Paddy Ryan 18. David Lolohea 19. Ned Hanigan 20. Brad Wilkin 21. Matt Lucas 22. Bryce Hegarty 23. Taqele Naiyaravoro 24. David Horwitz *One to be omitted.
>skelton and mumm are going to start every game this year
Jackson Lopez
big and dumb +folau
classic tahs
Brandon Anderson
Soon Izzy will be at the Blues, so they'll just have big and dumb
Nicholas Ortiz
Yet another thing they're shit at.
Luis Bell
Was it humerus?
Christopher Harris
Yeah nah the bitch is called Paris Goebel and did a Justin Bieber video.and shit.
Michael Johnson
I'll show you humongous.
Jaxon Howard
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Ayden Turner
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Andrew Watson
Anyone going to put a cheeky fiver on the 2019 RWC having all NH teams in the semis?
Blake King
Kek KEK
Samuel Hernandez
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Zachary Kelly
While you're at it, make it a multi and put 5 on New Zealand winning the 2018 Football world cup
Liam Davis
Poland PLS
Charles Howard
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Robert Ross
No, you dumb shit.
Gabriel King
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Zachary Rogers
Oh look a completely fucked post from Singapoor who would've guessed.
Dominic Richardson
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Daniel Harris
Kinda expected more comments telling me that I'm wasting money tbqh
Nah, I think it'll remain in continental Europe for 2018.
Isaiah Long
Why are the Rebels and Blues playing on Thursday? That's literally Kings vs Sunwolves tier shit
Ian Murphy
>He works on a Friday
Neck yourself faggot.
John Barnes
See >He doesn't work Fridays Missing out on mid day beers then calling it a day early la
Xavier Hill
There's soccer on at AAMI on Friday. Soccer is officially more important than rugby in Australia.
Bentley Sanders
ladies and gents I present your superugby champion backline
> Michael Collins > Matt Duffie > Rieko Ioane > Piers Francis > Melani Nanai > Ihaia West > Augustine Pulu
> the sheep chained to the lampost of blues
Liam James
I'm sorry I don't subscribe to your NEET lifestyle. Friday for me at work is quite fun, work stops at 12 and then we drink, braai and play table tennis or pool.
Wogs are taking over in Australia
Kek
Isaac Edwards
Once you've spent a bit of time in the corporate world lad, you'll realise that most people get angry that they have to give their hangover to one of their days of rest, and thus get fucked up thursday night in order to be totally useless on friday. It's only by about 3pm that you actually want another drink again, which coincides with the office grinding to a halt.
Source: Worked in commercial property finance for the last 6 years.
Levi Lewis
See
Asher Campbell
fuck i thought i was clever for doing this
Hudson Lopez
Neil breen has the best ballsack. Also he's the best at eating tuna.
Lincoln Jackson
>SBW back in April >Rene Ranger >George Moala Found the seething Waikato casual on his "Big OE" sitting in a London hovel lads.
Ryan Thompson
>Melbourne >part of Australia
'No'
Owen Thomas
That is under the assumption that you frequently get completely paralytic on the Friday though, which, if it is the case, is extremely sad. I'm not saying that people don't binge every now and then, but getting blind drunk every Friday is not really the case here, it's more casual drinking.
Isaiah Price
>Melbourne >part of Australia "Yes"
Ryder Collins
15 Jack Debreczeni 14 Jack Maddocks 13 Mitch Inman 12 Reece Hodge 11 Tom English 10 Jackson Garden-Bachop 9 Nic Stirzaker (c) 8 Amanaki Mafi 7 Colby Fainga’a 6 Jordy Reid 5 Lopeti Timani 4 Steve Cummins 3 Laurie Weeks 2 Pat Leafa 1 Cruze Ah-Nau
the chiefs are winning da superugby
David Cook
>Source: Worked in commercial property finance for the last 6 years
Jesus I would fucking neck myself.
Wyatt Clark
Your post went in a circle la >not working Friday >not wanting to be hungover Saturday >drinking Thursday >then it sounds like you went to work and didn't do any work >then drunk so you are hung over Saturday anyway
Your narrative literally falls apart in one post
Kayden Sullivan
Hows JB HiFi going la?
Cameron White
I just moved to a new firm and no one has a cheeky on Friday anymore. They all go to the gym or some shit. I need to take the bar so I can be around some people who can keep up with me.
Carter Bell
the queefs lost the blues last week
Wyatt Allen
I go to the gym on Friday as well, even when we have our little festivities. Sometimes I will skip my afternoon session if I am feeling out of it, but its borderline customary here, most companies stop working pretty sharpishly after midday.
Hell, the one client I am contracted to, they have a pitch and putt par 3 golf course surrounding the perimeter of the facility and an amphitheater with a cricket pitch in the center of the buildings, come Friday, those facilities are in high demand.
Angel Watson
What do the whites pay you to carry their clubs around the pitch and putt lad?
Landon Foster
I'm a solicitor mate. Being in real estate is the most embarrassing job I can think of. It's the job for bogans who whose parents paid for them to go to good schools but they did shit and then ended up doing commerce at uni. The sort of people who all wear RM Williams with tan slacks and checked shirts, and then gather at overpriced city bars to drink peroni. The sort who will spend $500 on a gram of mediocre cocaine and do it in a nightclub toilet while talking about how they should all go to Thailand because it's exotic but not so exotic that it makes them feel uncomfortable. The sort who unironically walk around Bali wearing Bintang shirts. The sort who look forward to their ten year high school reunion. The sort who own one ill-fitting, shiny suit. The sort that talk about how they really want to get a toehold in to the real estate market so they bought a one story brick house located 30km out of the city centre because they don't mind the 45 minute commute to work because it gives them time to decompress after a hard day of contributing literally nothing to society. The sort who share videos on Facebook of Malcolm Turnbull berating bill shorten in parliament and say "that's why I vote liberal" and then know literally nothing about the liberal party's policies. The sort who support the Waratahs. That sort. You big queer.
Thomas Mitchell
>this projection
Jaxon Fisher
Sounds like you are describing people who wear Superdry clothing.
There are no caddies in mashie golf, you uncultured buffoon. If you are going to attempt to banter, at least put some effort into it.
Jaxson Moore
>People don't believe he can do it again
Its "us'''' or the blues tbqh
Lucas Cooper
Blues to win the final in a closely fought battle at the Cake Tin. Cap it.
Josiah Turner
GENTLEBEN PLEASE FUCK MY GF
Andrew Green
I believe it will swing the other way but that sounds pretty likely. The one year "we' don't choke ''we"' take the trophy, I wouldn't put it past 'us' to choke another away.
Ian Perry
If your aim was to sound like an utter cock, you nailed it.
Brandon Jenkins
MentalBen having another breakdown lads.
That's what happens when he lets his delusions carry him away
Liam Watson
my endgame is beyond your comprehension
Zachary Gutierrez
>claiming to be a solicitor >berating people who contribute nothing to society Jesus wept, pull your fucking head in.
