What's your tinder anthem?

What's your tinder anthem?

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I deleted my tinder because it turned me into a full blown misogynist but it was mind mischief by tame impala

violent femmes

Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes

party rock anthem

iktfb. after a while every girl looks the same and they all say the exact same things and the hivemind becomes apparent

Rock N Rolls McDonalds

sexually desperate people revert to a primal version of humanity that's pretty unsettling.

Ananga-Ranga
>I only have an account to convince my friends I'm still looking and not actively planning to kms

if i see the phrase "down for an adventure" again i might kill someone

what did he mean by this

Janelle Monae - Primetime feat. Miguel

No responses so far, but I'm sure some hipster qt out there will take the bait eventually

>buy me pizza and ill love you forever
>let's watch the office
>420 friendly
>love tattoos and beards
>swiped right for your dog
>no hook ups!!

Ocean Man.

Really.

BITCH GOT A PENIS

I don't have a tinder because I am socially inept and alone

Plebs, girls don't really care about got anthem or bio.

burial - archangel

>no hook ups!!
>90% of the time the first date ends with a hand job

>tame impala
>Spotify
>tinder

I don't think this place is for me anymore

Fuck I can't type, "got" should be your.

but that's why people have tinder

Everyday I'm Shufflin' by The Party Rockers

You don't need Spotify to have a tinder anthem

>not painal

step up son

but I don't want to not be alone because I'm socially inept and I do not trust myself to be in a relationship

AM I RIGHT!?

How do you fix that. All of my relationships were ruined by me and there's no way I'll be in a healthy relationship

How do we fix women?

No one cares this is a music forum

We don't
You cared enough to respond to my post

how do i set up a profile that makes thots want to swipe right Sup Forums

Noise

Be attractive user, that's it

>girl

1. get arms like this: 2. prominently nike branded workout tank

just bee yourself :^)

also Mac Demarco

if you're not super attractive, you have to be funny. put like 2 or three pics of you and some sort of funny picture involving an animal and then some quirky gay bio

lil yachty - one night

>you know user, i dont typically do this
>proceeds to fuck me 3 times in one week after fucking me after smoking a blunt

lol women

I dont think thats a girl

if you have a memeiest anthem I'm up for suggestions

lol i set it as a tangerine dream track

Be attractive

(Most important part by the way)

Lift

Keep your description to absolute minimum, be straightforward and concise

Don't do gay shit like include songs, excess jewellery, or try to be quirky

youtube.com/watch?v=UWNtFF07Nj8

>tinder
Sorry I don't use app for normalfags and sluts

>normalfags
He says, while browsing Sup Forums in 2017

This applies to people in general. Don't get too worked up over it.

i pray to god this isn't you user

nah, it's a normalfag friend trying to make the worst tinder account possible
he put "look at me" as the anthem, but it wasn't nearly memey enough

It's strangers by CSH

my biggest mistake was going to tinder looking for a long lasting relationship

"body like a back road" is by far the most used anthem by basic thots worldwide so i'd recommend that

Be Forwarned - Pentagram, I also have a photo of me with a stag I shot. Still get matches like crazy, women are dumb.

>not knowing Tame Impala was Sup Forumscore 4 years ago

Get the FUCK out

so you outright blind yourself to the evidence sof your senses and firsthand experience ("women suck") in order to follow ideology ("women are cool")?

That's only if you want to attract bad thots
Gonorrhea thots

>over 120 matches
>they're all >100 km

Sounds like just the right amount of mortal danger to attract goth chicks.

You mean good looking girls? You can pretend its not true all you want if you want to keep deluding yourself but that's what it takes

youtube.com/watch?v=arcgpdi9TNY
Guaranteed punani.

Nah, you get more luck as an ottermode cardiofag

The only girls who care about your music taste are the ones who listen to Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, etc. So just use something like that.

No one cares about your obscure music, they don't know it and they won't listen to it.

I just imagined fake hood strippers with gonorrhea would be attracted to that sort of thing.
You might consider them good looking I guess.
Sexual conquest is a fruitless endeavor.

So are relationships you retard

See You Again off of Flower Boy because i want thots

This is often the case, and there's no problem with fruitless endeavors as long as it's not the center of your life.
Don't interpret everything as an attack.

La Villa Strangiato by Rush. Gets me all the chicks, I promise.

>he fell for the lifting meme

t. Skinnyfat noodle arms numale

women are shit but their holes are not

alright bud show us your tinder matches :)