Incest Help Thread: I'm wanting to try to seduce my aunt...

Incest Help Thread: I'm wanting to try to seduce my aunt, but I'm not sure how to do it in a way that doesn't read like some shitty porno and would actually work. I'll take anything besides rape recommendations.

tell her you've been struggling interacting with girls and specifically sexually so she pities ur sorry ass. godspeed op!

You sound like you have experience
Op listen to this man!

Tell her; "bb we gotta keep it in the family" and grab her by the pussy.

Probably will just try this and hope I get something

Need more info. age diff? she married? kids?

Tell her that you don't have a foreskin, slays gash Everytime.

she is 22 years older
divorced, single
2 kids but they're out of her house
and she generally stays inside her house.

Snap out of it faggot. Your aunt don't want to fuck you. Go out a little.

Just walk around with a mean bulge... dont wear underwear

Is pic related?

perfect. she's needy, so std seduction should work. dinner, wine, show her you care. 2nd-3rd time, she's yours.

No
I'll update the situation 2-3 days after today if It worked or not

Post pic so i can see what u tryin to get and totaly not jack off

Trust me when I say no one but me wants to fuck her. She is a train wreck but for some reason she always gets me really hard when I think about seducing her.

train wrecks ARE REEALLY needy. Don't be afraid to bust in her. divorcees hate condoms. if she's not on pill there is plan B morning after she can take.

Damn op you thirsty

i think about sleeping with my daughter everyday

And don't be too quick with photos. Although it may compliment a train wreck that you want them, it can just as easily scare her away for fear of being exposed. let it happen naturally.

That is fucking sick!

now you've got all of us thinking about sleeping with her.

It's an INCEST thread... you need to go elsewhere than Sup Forums. Disney maybe?

You're actually the best, i'll be sure to share any pics I get after the night it should happen. I owe you everything my man.

good

Glad to help. we are all in this together. I put a couple loads in my gramma after grampa passed. She was thrilled that I cared.

Also, do you think calling her by her first name without aunt would be a better idea or not? Just to seem more mature?

I haven't posted on or read anything from Sup Forums in 7 years. Seeing such a thread top of the page on my first visit in forever is so heartwarming.

Generally I'd say yes, play that one carefully. You don't want to shove the incest thing in her face at first, but later on, the whole "come fuck auntie" thing could turn her on.

I do
Then again I havent fucked my aunt before but I dont think shed mind and I wouldnt either, but its also not worth the effort
I could probably get laid at a bar with half the effort

Thanks
>I could probably get laid at a bar with half the effort
then why are you on Sup Forums fag

I think you are missing the point. it's not about the effort, it's about the DNA. keeping it in the family and all that.

Do you think one of those nights it might be a good idea to cook dinner. I know she loves a good cook because that was something she always told me was the redeeming part of her ex husband, but I'm not sure if it would just remind her of him instead of making her impressed by me. What do you think?

Mmm... don't go overboard too soon. playing the "I'm like your ex card" can totally fuck up a good time. Be yourself, let her suggest you make the meal.

play Summertime Saga and get over it

Oh and also what did you think of this guys idea
seems reasonable but I'm gonna use yours and maybe I can incorporate his somewhere along the way.

it would depend on how believable it is. if you are 14, pimply faced, overly plump, or otherwise... she may buy it, but if you are high school or college, decent appearance. she'll know it a lie. not a good way to begin.

She probably wouldn't buy it when you put it like that, I have told her how I started working out so she'd call bs most likely.

working out. good way to lead in. tell her how good you feel now that you are. women often will say like, I should too. Suggest working out together, to encourage each other, then showering together after workout is a natural.

I would fuck her and send you the vid. ill have her call me daddy too.

How far in do you think I should wait for showering together after the workout? I just wouldn't imagine being able to do it after the first few times.

again don't come on too fast. If she can't reach places on her back (many older women lose flexibility) offer to get them for her with a lufa or washcloth. if live in water drought area, discuss saving water by one shower. be creative.

Do you have ANY indication your aunt is seducable? If so, the best trick I can suggest is talk to her. It doesn't matter about what, you have to always talk to her so you can get in her head for good. Once you get there and she thinks of you, getting sexual is relatively easy. Sex her brain first, then her body.

That's how I fucked my +20 yo neighbor. Might work on aunt too.

Nice vintage ref

>train wreck
Just post any pic OP, my curiosity is tingling. Be a fag and blur face even

Vola?

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Here ya go

Side note editing that was hard even at that shitty degree, but in my defence I'm using a fucking trackpad.

I like her cross. churchy women are great conquests.

No lurkers

Well now that I think I have this in the bag anyone want to share stories? Real or fake I don't give a fuck.

Last wincest thread 404ed

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Cause it wasnt an option last night
Tonight is friday though