How long have you been on Sup Forums?

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
>What was your first board?
>What was your first post about?
>Why are you still here?

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Don't know. Longtime. I come, and go for a while.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
iirc someone told me about it in a chatroom where i was talking shit in.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Don't remember. I do remember that I didn't know how to post at first.
>Why are you still here?
No one ever leaves.

Post more gundam pics pls.

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
3 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
was at a friends house and he browsed on here after a game of league
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
advice about my gf
>Why are you still here?
idk, just bored sometimes

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
9 ...years...now..fuck.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
one of my oldest friends used to show me YLYL threads
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
probably about politics or sum shit
>Why are you still here?
porn, rekt, ylyl threads.

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
5 months yes i'm a newfag
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Just heard of it somewhere a long time ago
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums. I expected lulz and trolling. Got crappy porn and trap threads.
>What was your first post about?
newfags, ironically.
>Why are you still here?
I just like the discussion and game threads, especially around /bant/ and /lit/.

3 years? still wet behind the ears kid.
wait til you see....just wait

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
4 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
On some 9gag-tier image websites talking about how edgy and scary the legendary four channel was
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Probably just random newfag shitposting
>Why are you still here?
Because I can't leave.

>4 years
>implying you're not still a new fag.
faggot.

>how long
2 years
>How did you find?
my friends were laughing at a greentext so I just looked around some more
>First Board?
Sup Forums
>First post?
I asked how to green text
>Why still here?
Because I have nothing better to do with my time besides play games and browse Sup Forums.

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
10 years.

>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
typed in dank memes on google and here I am

>What was your first board?
This one.

>What was your first post about?

No idea. Probably some pointless shit

>Why are you still here?
Only place I feel I truly fit in. We're all in the same boat in one way or another

>implying I implied
>projecting your own newfaggotry by calling out others on something they didn't say
newfag

damn you're fucking old

>2007
>dank memes
I think you need another alibi

>damn you're fucking old

I tried leaving once.

>How Long have you been on Sup Forums?
2 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
weird friend
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Rolling for a pornstar
>Why are you still here?
nothing better to do

Was it something truly awful that caused that or no?

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Since about 2008.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
High school homie with a dark sense of humor like me.
>What was your first board?
Honestly never been on any other board.
>What was your first post about?
No idea probably posted in a Minnesota thread
>Why are you still here?
For the lulz

Try leaving and see for yourself. You'll be back inside a week. It's like a smoker going cold turkey right off the bat.

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Since 2012
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
>Friends in High School
>>What was your first board?
/x/
>>What was your first post about?
It was a scary experience thread and I posted a reaction image I had saved from lurking
>>Why are you still here?
because my life sucks and is boring and knowing that other people have shitty boring lives too makes me feel better

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
10-11 years probably
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
ijji
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums or /x/, can't really remember
>What was your first post about?
Pretty sure I was asking for sauce
>Why are you still here?
Haven't really found anything as entertaing yet

your granny is a goth.

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
A few years on-off now. Started as edgy 13yo, now undergrad 19yo
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
it was where weird freaky stuff happened so I thought I check it out, being *edgy* and all
>>What was your first board?
Sup Forums? I think.
>>What was your first post about?
First post was actually a couple years ago, being on-off I just lurked all the way. I posted in a feels thread being depressed and all.
>>Why are you still here?
For the lolis, what else.

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
from 2005-2006
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
was searching for new anime to watch.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
about how cant find good enough anime to watch in the ocean of anime
>Why are you still here?
cause Sup Forums is now what Sup Forums used to be and i visit Sup Forums now cause of the long habit. And i like Sup Forums because it gives me keks.

1 year

I knew it existed never tried it

First post was asking about infographs

Here because its still fun to me

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
4 years.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Talk over the internet about the mysterious "Sup Forums".
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Rekt thread
>Why are you still here?
Because mainstream media and services bore me to death and my social life has gone to hell atm.

>going cold turkey
I don't know why but seeing that phrase is funny to me.

Also >>first board
/b

How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Just over a month

How did you find out about Sup Forums?
9gag (my source of fun)

What was your first board?
mlp

What was your first post about?
successfully penetrating a horse

Why are you still here?
Society calls me a sex offender but mlp doesn't

>How long?
5 years

>How did you find out?
friends who lurked while we blazed in the woods seemed to have inside jokes i was not aware of

>First board?
/x/

>First post?
a picture of a ghost my dad took on a digital camera while we were camping. pic related, that's the picture with the ghost outlined in white, i had to scan a printed copy of it since i don't have the original file anymore.

>Why are you here?
for the lulz

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Since '06.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Habbo raids.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Some creepypasta shit.
>Why are you still here
Truly a good fucking question. I ask myself this every time I come here.

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums
Off and on since 2009
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Kid from high school posted a teacher's info on Sup Forums and was suspended for it
>>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>>What was your first post about?
Probably some newfag personal army req
>>Why are you still here?
Addictive

Newfag

>Why are you still here?
>porn
Congrats on literally being cancer

>How long have you been on Sup Forums? 5-6 years give or take
>How did you find out about Sup Forums? Can't remember, probably YouTube
>What was your first board? I haven't posted board I usually lurk
>What was your first post about? Gimme the sauce
>Why are you still here?

>how long?
7 years
>How did you find out?
Some dude broke rules 1 and 2 in highschool
>first board?
Sup Forums Of course. Where else do all the underages go? I don't even come here anymore.
>why are you still here?
Sup Forums Sup Forums and /x/

>Suspended for posting on Sup Forums
How did they find out it was him?

agree
this cancer killed Sup Forums

Forgot the last one, people leave?

>cause Sup Forums is now what Sup Forums used to be
This isn't true

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
First lurked 07/08, wasnt ready or edgy enough yet
Came back in 2010
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Originally through newgrounds
Came back cause omegle
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums... always Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Argument defending malt liquor
>Why are you still here?
Just came back from a 3 year hiatus
Grew a lot in that time, stopped being a faggot who only got laid once and anxious all the time, grew to fill into my ESTP personality and actually head a fraternity chapter, commanding about 175 dudes

I came back two days ago to see if someone from facebook was spreading some meme about me

Too bad /x/ is dying and nothing but shitposts, flat earthers, and end of the world prophecies now. I miss old /x/ where, even if rp, shit was interesting and engaging. Too many Fucking shills now. I hate this site more and more for killing /x/ and honestly can't wait until I completely stop coming here.

The teacher got all these phone calls from anons and he bragged about it to other kids

first post was around 1983 on the telex/b/ wall.

was about shota.

I went on /x/ once. Isn't it just a joke board? No one can honestly take that shit seriously can they?

>head a fraternity chapter
Maybe it's different where you're from but here fraternities are cringey af and all the perma virgins join them

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
1 year, then took about 5 months break, then 2 months going back.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Some edgy teenager spreading words about a site that has CP, necrophilia, and shit like that
>What was your first board?
Bee
>What was your first post about?
Greentext
>Why are you still here?
Because I'm a faggot and I'm here for the traps

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
5 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Internet
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Reply to someone, probably
>Why are you still here?
Why would I leave

>How long have you been on Sup Forums
Some years, Always a silent watcher
>How did you find out about Sup Forums
By Random
>What was your first board
Sup Forums
>What was your first post
Never posted
>why are you still here
Because Sup Forums

See this is what I mean. It wasn't always like that. Dont get me wrong, there was always shitposting, but it's gotten worse over time and now you literally kind find a decent thread anymore that doesn't instantly get derailed.

"Lurker"

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Since I was 17, so, 13 years now, off and on.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
An otaku friend of mine from ACen.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Kiyone was the best Tenchi Muyo! character I think. Or something like that.
>Why are you still here?
After a few years I'd only start coming once a week, then once a month, then I was gone for almost 2 years. Trump started his campaign, Sup Forums and Russia were in the news, so I came back.

if you are old fag like me, you would know, Sup Forums was once full of edgy people doing some stuff for lulz, there was a porn but not traps, ponies and gay shit. Raids that once Sup Forums did now Sup Forums are doing. I can list few. Sup Forums used to stand for what is right and doing shit for what is right with lulz. Same thing that Sup Forums now does. Though there are some differences betwen old Sup Forums and Sup Forums now just because nature of the boards. But deep inside Sup Forums is closest now what Sup Forums used to be once.

I went there once with a friend that actively went there, I've always just browsed Sup Forums personally. I can't remember exactly what it was since its been so long, but we wrote up some crackpot theory about pamperchu and aliens.

"An oldfag like me" - underage faggot 2017.
You're not an oldfag unless you've been here since 2003; ie, almost no one who still browses.

You know, that's the best way I've heard it described.

> how long have you been on Sup Forums?
9 years

> How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Through a friend

> What was your first board?
Sup Forums and /s/

> Why are you still here?
Porn, mostly.

What a post Wow

>pamperchu

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
All summer.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
CNN always talks about it.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Asking how to use Sup Forums
>Why are you still here?
School doesn't start until September.

Forgot first post

> First post?
Probably a baww thread

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
since the 'aughties
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
I came here by way of ytmnd
>>What was your first board?
Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>>What was your first post about?
it was a shitpost
>>Why are you still here?
you're here forever

I first started browsing Sup Forums about ten years ago. I came for the lulz, and stayed for the dubs. Checkem.

>51
>dubs

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
1 year
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
I showed my friend some rekt shit. He pulled out a rekt thread with much worse things. Edgy me wanted to know where to get these
>>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>>What was your first post about?
Probably hypocrite "newfags act like this oldfag act like this" shit
>>Why are you still here?
Because i suck at making new friends, and besides that porn/ylyl

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
3 years or so.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
My friends brought it up when they were discussing how some girls life was basically fucked by Sup Forums.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
A story about an ex and how we banged on prom night. So much blood.
>Why are you still here?
I feel like I fit in here. Sort of. Plus you fuckers are crazy and I love it.

1 year but still no greentext? Are you browsing with your eyes closed?

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
Fuck I dunno. 7-9 years. Stumbled on this around 12 yo, now 21.
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Probably through porn searches. I had unlimited access to internet in private since I turned 10-11
>What was your first board?
I reckon it's Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Extremely long lurker, never posted. May have posted stuff on /r/
>>Why are you still here?
Best source of porn. There's always something to satisfy me. First came for controversial and edgy stuff and the shit that puts Sup Forums on major news. Now I just come for ylyl and /gif/ or /h/ etc

>there was a porn but not traps, ponies and gay shit.
Newfag confirmed, Sup Forums was filled will ponies circa 2009 2010

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums? 5 years
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums? Don't remember
>>What was your first board? Sup Forums
>>What was your first post about? Don't remember
>>Why are you still here? Because I have no place else to go

>typed in dank memes on google and here I am

>9gag
>mlp
Why does this not surprise me

Its not a college frat
Its more like the elks lodge or freemasons or something akin to those...

Like a drinking society
You mightve heard of us on the news, fucking antifa kids up at rallies and shit

Kek
>no one ever leaves

You are end stage cancer

since 2011, came on here for CP, stayed for the laughs, am still here because best place for CP trades

>Like a drinking society
>You mightve heard of us on the news, fucking antifa kids up at rallies and shit
So you're a faggot larper?

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
7 or 8 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
being a weeb
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
probably something retarded and edgy
>Why are you still here?

On mobile

oops because this place is like aids you have it forever. even if you leave its in your soul tainted

to be honest, it was always slowly heading in that direction the more retarded rp'ers and newfags with mental disability kept showing up there.

>been here a year
>cant greentext on mobile

I know, but at least i don't post that often.

That is a bad excuse newwhore

>does it matter?

>Idc

yes it does. this is a serious place, where serious people spend serious time

Checked. Yeah, dank wasn't a word used to describe memes back then.

I guess I appreciate that.

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
>since I was 13 so about 14 years
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
>some fetish site
>>What was your first board?
>/d/ at first then Sup Forums once I lurked enough
>>What was your first post about?
>some artist that I liked
>>Why are you still here?
>i'm always here on and off it's still pretty interesting
>i'm on mobile that's not an excuse

>quickly googling how to memetext
>gamble and hope there's nothing more to it but putting an arrow
>not knowing you can memearrow on phone

Die.

>faggot larper
Nah thats FOAK or antifa

Nah were just a bunch of dudes that drink beer in a clubhouse, and happen to be nationalists

Fuck all that dressing up in gear and wearing shields shit, we just go and fuck people

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
bout 2 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
from a friend
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
something about niggers, cant remember exactly.
trolled some dumb monkey
>Why are you still here?
out of boredom. I am not very often here

>>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
I'm not even sure anymore, all i remember is having a great time. Sometimes.
>>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Someone i knew was a bigshot on fj, they wanted to raid Sup Forums and he told them not to fuck with Sup Forums. Came to see what all the fuzz was about
>>What was your first board?
Sup Forums obviously, the legendary ebin "dangerous" board
>>What was your first post about?
It was in a rekt thread "what the fuck". Rekt threads were crazy back then
>>Why are you still here?
I don't know, help me please.

You just lost

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
7 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
Someone broke rule 1.
>What was your first board?
/u/ (without knowing it was Sup Forums), Sup Forums
>What was your first post about?
Ugh i guess some discussion on /u/ or Sup Forums
>Why are you still here?
I done goofed

lol

>How long have you been on Sup Forums?
14 years
>How did you find out about Sup Forums?
A friend said there was good porn here. He lied.
>What was your first board?
Sup Forums and Sup Forums were pretty much the only boards back then
>What was your first post about?
Fuck if I know. Probably some polite sage.
>Why are you still here?
Please kill me.

...

3 years
TOP 10 Sup Forums POSTS THAT KILLED PEOPLE
/ck/ cause i was excited to see shitposts about food
>moms bohskenti
/d/

How long have you been on Sup Forums?
>6 months
How did you find out about Sup Forums?
>I've always heard of it and watched many videos on it, so I decided to be apart of some army.
What was your first board?
>Sup Forums
What was your first post about?
>Either testing greentext or if its gay to like traps.
Why are you still here?
>Boredom