Motherfuckers spray painting my street

Motherfuckers spray painting my street
What do?

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call the cops

Bring out the pressure washer and wash them away.

where are you OP
Happening now?

Who cares let them paint

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timestamp?

call the cops ffs or are you one of those anarchist fags?

Fuck you i dont want gang signs or colorful shit here

It ruins the looks of your fucking street you fucking porch monkey. Spray paint is the lowest, dumbest form of art.
"Oh wow watch me spray a wall haha look its my name "
Throw rocks at them.

>they're all white

Call the cops. Dumbfuck

Ok
Done already

Call the cops dude vandalism is illigal and theyll all get nice fines

throw a bucket of chicken at them and see if they're turning into niggers.

nah just grab your baseball bat, sling shit at them and run after them naked.

Call the fucking cops

Wtf are you an elephant seel?

Why don't you have a paintball marker? Spray the shit out of them.

Post pics when cops arrive

OP went full walrus

Yell "get the fuck off my lawn"

pull ak47 and shoot them

Call the police or shoot them with rifle.
Fuckin kids.

Sweet i8. Enhance it, please.

Do what I did when I caught those little faggots tagging my shit up.

Go down there, start wiping their "art" with thinners and throwing water around so it doesn't lay down properly. When they get all "fuck off ma right to fuck up your neighbourhood" then pull a knife out and start chimping out on them. They don't call the cops because they are fucking lowlife scum taggers and they don't come back because "yo that dude was crazy and had a knife". Win win.

True story, the little faggots turned out to live in apartments owned by my family as well so I got them kicked out but you likely won't have that luxury.

Trips nigger
Do it

They are gone and cops still aint here

Go show the cops the pics

this

What the fuck are you holding that paper up with?

Are you an amputee?

>This
Decent chance the cops will recognise them as folk they've dealt with before

seriously dude, which body part is that

Legit OP, yell at them. Then go down there and be an alpha, stop being a bitch. I fucking hate taggers and will fight them any chance I get; they usually flake out after a couple punches then fuck off.

I dunno its just the lighting

I'm thinking it's his shoulder and he is taking a selfie while leaning on the paper to keep it in view.

It's a fucked up looking shoulder but that's the only logical thing I can think of here.

Tell them to get some fucking talent

OP fuck the kids spray painting and tell us what the shit made you think we wouldn't question that nub?

There are no fingers in view in the original shot. How did you make it look so fucked up?

Its obviously his wrist. You guys are real fucking retarded aren't you?

Here's a tip, next time they do it, fill a gas can with water, pour it on their bag and light matches, they will never come back.

I was born with this extra chromosome sir.

Get an air rifle and put one into the back of the neck. wheelchair the cunt.

Heres how
I dont have 3 hands nigga

grab your piss bottles
fill the biggest bucket you have at home
throw a bucket of your old piss at them

who the fuck holds a paper against a wall like that

CALL THE POLICE DUMBASS, THAT IS VANDALISM

spit

No but you have at least one hand and you don't appear to be using it right

cant you use your fingers like a normal person?

Why didn't you just palm it?

Who ever uses this method to hold a piece of paper on a wall.

Call the fucking cops.

This is boring.

when the fuck do the cops show up?

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is Sup Forums full of retards.

Learn to use your fucking body parts properly

ITS BEEN DONE DUMBASS READ THE THREAD
ALL CAPS MEANS IM YELLING

top kek

this thread is hilarious

dude why do you use the ankle to hold the paper?

I am progressive and anti-mainstream therefore live my life differently please be understading

Ok so cops showed up and left like 5 mins ago, didnt matter because this bunch cleared up real fast

I dont know how cops work or what to do next or how they will find the vandals

lol they cant do it at night because they have to go home when the lights come on

Holy shit I'm dying

OP would have been the guy in battle that would run in first...

...like WAY too early.

what is next to the toilet?

jesus fucking christ OP is the elephant man

And you didn't record or take any pictures?

Fuck you OP. You are the fucking worst

what's under your toilet and can you post more pics? ty

his food tray that he eats from using his feet while he shits

it's OP, it's just the way he likes to do things

Is that cat litter around your toilet?

Start chucking ice cubes at their heads.

Should've waited for them and shown them the pics. You want this shit to stop, you called the cops telling them a crime was in progress,at that point it's your civic duty to give them information to help them find the offenders

Shoot them from the window

Loos like a sandbox for a cat?

Lmao

Wood cat litter, i keep it there so i can just pick up the shit and throw it down the toilet

>calling the cops on a bunch of kids spray painting a wall across the street
How does it feel to be a 70 year old fun sucking geezer?

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they're not even trying to hide
this is just wrong and needs to be reported

I hope they hit your place next, you lonely sac of shit

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Making the neighborhood look shitty=fun

Samefag

And do you also use your wrists to pick it up?

confirmed retard

I don't even know how one comes up with that idea. Fucking hilarious OP

>samefagging this hard

Yell to them that they should do your name too.

Judging by the "keep clear" markings, OP is that the entrance to a school?

Also chavs should be shot. Get these cunts out of Britain.

the sink usually

I would bet my left nut that you have no friends.

false

Give them crack, heroin or fentanyl for free and ruin their lifes.

samefag

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what the fuck is wrong with you?

Roll some up and smoke it

You're a true Sup Forumstard, you weird fucker.

tell them to at least put some effort

Report it faggot.

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