Hollywood Movie Idea:

A Plus-Sized Romantic Comedy Starring Jonah Hill & Melissa McCarthy

Does Jonah Hill look like a skeezy black guy to you? Because that's who fat white chicks date.

A fun fantasy movie for kids with hilarious puppets with a story focused on the unification of four elemental forces. Trust me, kids love the unification of four elemental forces.

wtf now i wanna get fat op

stare into their eyes
gain the fat...

I would love to see this happen

The online shit storm surrounding it would be amazing, it would no doubt bomb at the box office as well.

>implying the SJW crowd wouldn't furious that she's forced to settle for a fat, ugly guy and not a male model

It's sad because I can actually see this kind of movie happening.
If Hollywood makes this movie I will use this archived thread in my lawsuit

except its on the moon so they can actually move around and have cute date moments. but when they try to dock genitals they bounce around the room like leaking beach balls. they stay friends

Jonah Hill could do black face like All Jolson or Robert Downey Jr.

>another (((film))) pushing white women into the arms of Jews or Groids

Gas yourself, Kikeowitz

Jonah Hill is hotter than her

Wasnt there some sitcom like that? Mike and molly?

Your right. Melissa McCarthy has just been replaced by The Schumer

lol no he isn't

Isn't this just Warriors of Virtue?

She's too thin for him now.

You know, I can't point out a single awful feature that just ruins her face by itself. It's really just the whole package together that produces such a repellant effect.

yes, he is
He is around amy's level
Melissa is below both of them

>long head shape makes face small
>beady eyes close together
>small mouth
>puffy face/cheeks

There.

Jonah gained weight

Why would there be a shitstorm? Nobody cared about (every sitcom ever)

They're both good comedic actors when directed competently, I'd watch this.