What's the best way to silently rip a condom so you can nut the way your meant to nut? But without the bitch knowin

What's the best way to silently rip a condom so you can nut the way your meant to nut? But without the bitch knowin

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>How to child support

Chicks on the pill but doesn't wanna go raw :-(

With out the bitch knowin wow you're a cool dude i want to be just like you. What about the child? When he is crying for his dad has not a clue you're a idiot and want nothing to do with him? Your all screwed up in the head. I feel sorry for you

Consider this. If you fuck with her good enough (I.E. Fingering/Eating out/titty sucking) and she is wanting the next best thing, grab a condom and fuck with it a bit and make it SOUND like your putting it on. Then just stab the shit into her so she doesn't see. Most girls like to think they can feel the difference, but we really cant unless its those jagged/rounded textured ones that make you feel like your being fucked by an alien.

Chicks on the pill but does not want to go raw. Amazing english skills you have please keep the condom on for the childs sake

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You know the rules. Post whore.

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If you nut inside of her shes going to know retard. Wtf would be the point of ripping the condom and still wearing it? Getting your jizz in her so she gets pissed and you dont even feel any of the pleasure?

Anyways if you gotta ask youll never know.

>This

Do it everytime a girl expects a condom. Always works. When your finished you just pull your shit out with the condom in hand and act like your taking it off.

Well how do you explain to her the warm cum thats oozing out of her puss puss

Pinhole the center of the condom while it's in the wrapper. Shove it on. After a few dozen pumps you will be raw doggin and free to do things the way the good Lord intended.

She's on the fucking pill. There is no child shit for brains.

The same way your would if you were to just put the condom on and cut the hole in it?

>"Its defective"
>Its just a prank bro?

"Must be your yeast infection"

step 1: put condom on

step 2: fuck girl

step 3: pull tiny dick out of girl

step 4: kys and take your aids to the grave with you

You would feel the pleasure though. I've had condoms break on me numerous times and every time the feeling was fantastic. I didn't want babies though, so I just pulled out and nutted on her when it was time.

>But without the bitch knowin
You're a virgin, aren't you?

cos yo dick is durrttay

Enjoy your child support payments

Underrated

This whole board is sad and pathetic. and im pretty sure chicks can feel the latex of a condom vs skin. But then again these are men talking here not real women.....smh

Not worth it, you'll end up with your wages being garnished forever if it doesn't work out, idiot. Just get her on birth control or nut elsewhere, nbd.

Had this happen to me once accidentally. It was fucking horrible, two of the worst goddamn weeks of my life before she finally got her period.

you're gonna have to start posting your tits if you wanna be taken seriously hun.

You don't because recently a man was found guilty of rape when he did exactly this kind of shit so unless you want STDs and a rape charge, you don't

Don't. Instead leave some slack on the tip and have her pussy pull it off for you while you fuck. The extra slack will make her tug it some more with every thrust. Sometimes pulling out 90% of the way helps too. This way she can't blame it on you and it's an accident

Bingo

This only works if you have a small cock.

For those of us with normal to large sized cocks... Just buy condoms you know that rip. For me there's a brand that completely blow apart 100% of the time. When I want to go raw, I'll use one of those. Usually within 5 minutes I feel it bust. Normally the girl does too because it's like a cock explosion in their pussy, but they don't care at that point because they're cumming hard.

you're retarded and want to lose a lot of money?
child support for you retard.

Just reach down and gently pluck it from your cock with your teeth and inhale on it. This will gently unroll it down your throat, and prepare you for all of the Bubba cock you will find in prison you rapey cunt.

Condoms will already fail if you don't use it correctly to begin with. So if you don't roll it up all the way it'll start giving slack at the tip and it'll slip off. Just look at condom off porn videos. That's how I learned.

Many implications
Very little truth
2/10

gtfo newfag

oP you got your ideas now?