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twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/834071424130248706

Phew, he hasn't retired from football entirely though.

>no pies allowed

PIE'd

FUCKING LIBERTY THIS IS!!

Brexit when?

>Mr Shaw, did you eat a pie?
>No.
>We have conclusive evidence you did
>Thats a pasty.

Fucking pie-eating bastard. I'm glad he's gone.

I think this is the straw that broke the camel's back, the EU telling us when we're allowed to eat pies?! Out NOW!!

I'm so glad you missed out on quads you utter cunt.

I bet he has a baby dick. He just has that look.

also, he's pretty thick for mentioning he was aware of the bet. But honestly, how much would anyone reasonably have bet for him to eat the pie? If it's a case of life savings I can understand the issue, but a payout of £80 or so?

>utter cunt
I kek'd my pants, bro.

No

Cricketers went to jail over doing specific shit in matches for bets

we did it reddit

DROP ALL INVESTIGATIONS IMMEDIATELY

>be a britlard
>bet on self eating
can't make this shit up

sad

...

It was just a bit of banter

This was an opportunistic and immoral thing to do

should be perminantly banned from the game

Yeah Gary and maybe you have a lot to do with that you PC brigadier BBC company guy leftie cunt.

how will those poor, helpless betting companies ever recover?

oh shit

first it was BINNED for having knives
then it was for not paying your TV license

now you cant even eat pies during a game without getting sacked

I wonder who wrote that tweet for him