MANCHESTER CITY VS. A.S. MONACO

MANCHESTER CITY XI: TBA
MONACO XI: TBA

BALDSSICO

last digit is the number of goals falcao is scoring

Up for it tonight lads

Walking on one leg atm but will be supporting the boys in blue from my sofa with a beer and a joint

draw tonight

away leg: monaco 2-0 city

OP needed asses, not bald men.

Fuck anime and city

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we're the only epl team left after this round

best post

>we

ring ring ring

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You used to call me on my

Will we see Pep eating a pie?

Is Fernandinho going to play at right back again?

Good team though, >we should do okay

also based Willy is a brilliant decision

Got pringles for the game but they're too spicy.

What if City lose?

Lemar is elite

Then nothing unexpected happened

Good point desu

That is the likely outcome.

flacao hat trick

oh no

4/10 would not recommend

Reminder that Jorge Judas Jesus never gave Bernardo Silva (biggest Benfica fan in all squads at the time) an opportunity in the main 11 for league games in Benfica, apart from 5 !!! minutes...

He's reasoning? He was too short

You fucked up senpai, I don't rate any from the xtra line.

kek
now lil nigga is worth 80mil

Manlets btfo

it's pep wants to be fired edition

>tfw you will never have a Big Willy

He can't keep getting away with this

>tfw no Bernar Silva life

living in the best european city, best weather in the world, surrounded by rich people, full of cash, a nice girlfriend, and fan of the most based club in the world

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Objectively correct

whos going to score the obligatory blooter this game?

So I need quick rundown on Monaco? Which players should I look for this match?

All of them

4-1-4-1 literally means there is no over lapping opportunity for the wing backs. And too clogged in the center (easy to defend against). Either too many players in the central third or too many on the wings. Literally set up for possession without penetration or the ability to cross.

Fucking useless formation.

>poop

>no moutinho
what did MC meme by this?

bernardo silva, mbappé, fabinho if he was there
lemar is good too but not on the same level

GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK

>misses Euro win because of injury
could be better

I think one of them is called mbappe. He is good.

Bernardo Silva is the best player.
Lemar and mbappé are young and good.

The difference between real Dutch lads and Moroccan pretenders

>poop fartdiolel

Is bakayoko good or another meme player

I am so happy for Mbappé, allez Kylian c'est ton match mon grand!

Prediction time

City 2x2 Monaco

I'm rooting for Monaco, they are my favourites after Benfica

hope he'll score a blooter
crazy how no big club went for him when most of them lack good CBs

Bernardo Silva is the new David Silva

>a burger speaking French
I bet you hire a foreign languages tutor for your wives son

solid player, but then kondogbia looked good for monaco too

because it's 0:3

is Kolarov hurt?

last digits are game result

>eating monosodium glutamate
rest in peace

>poop fartiolel strikes again

is it me or is city's bench really shit

who /Mbappé/ here?

City is shit as a whole apart from their front line, look at that defence. It's utterly shambolic

Just bet my life savings on this. Hope you're right.

The whole team is really shit (pep included). Not just the bench.

do you niggas consume milk?

is the phone going to ring tonight?

Yeah, that's how the Dutch got so tall

>best european city

(((who))) does he answer to?

>not intaking daily calcium needs for strong bones

Only cow milk straight from the farm

based
only correct answer

My mommy told me not to suffer for my team, because it's the players that win all the money, and not me.

really made me think...

what if

WHAT IF

WHAT IF THE ALGERIAN SHITTY BANDWAGONER ACTUALLY CALLS POOP

Dutch city autist.

>Its a Slippy G """punditry""" episode

>The call that saved Monaco

My girlfriend told me not to suffer for my team, because it's the players that win all the money, and not me.

really made me think...

do you really have to ask?

GOAL, FALCAO


just testing

Id punch her tbqh

im deeply sry - master

daily reminder he's german

>Kamil Glik's grandfather was Upper Silesian and a German citizen, who after World War II stayed in what then became Poland. Glik therefore, too, holds German citizenship in addition to his Polish citizenship.[1][2]
>In his German documents his surname is written out in the original German version Glück instead of the polonized version Glik.[3]

maybe you should listen to the women in your life before they leave you

in combination with my müsli, yes

I'd say Bernardo Silva for the offense and Fabinho for everything else. Lemar and Bakayoko are good too.
Mbappe is a fucking genius but is still young so I don't really know how he'll perform. It's a big gamble from Jardim to make him start this game instead of Germain.

my gf said she rather watch nba than futbola

>Monaco
>best city in Europe

lel, it's a plastic, overcrowded, soulless city for pretentious rich people

the surrounding regions are way better

Mbappe
Lemar
Bernardo Silva
Fabinho
Assassin Glik

really gets the old noggin joggin

how does it feel to be BLACKED before actual consumation?

you must be great at parties mate

t. Poorfag

not mine, she just reads while I watch the game, and teases me saying she is getting much smarter and more eloquent than me,

literally Polak tier who claim Nowitzki and Nietzsche as theirs because one of their 1000 ancestors was Polish

cute desu

Dump that stupid whore

pretentious rich people are the best people there is