/cp/ - Culture Pals Slavery Edition

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1st for stealing your qts

GOD BLESS ROBERT E LEE

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Message me for a greencard.

/greencardchaser
:^)

Please steal my Russian qt, she's lonely and wants to sex chat with you.

send profile

/yanka214

Holy shit this kike keeps calling me a catfish on my real profile just because I have this incognito profile

/GulyaGallyamova
Just dont bully her, she's a good girl.

goodnight pals

lol no thanks

Oh damn she actually does say she's disabled in her profile. Poor girl.

Good night

stop being antisemitic

Semites cant be antisemitic

>tfw your qts town was destroyed in a Tornado

Canton is goners boys.

time to marry her

Is she retarded?

>talking to a ladyboy

kill me, I am becoming a degenerate

IN DIXIE LAND I'LL TAKE MY STAND.....

what is with all the dixie posting ITT

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Repent

What are armenian cuties like?

The Armenian what?

>Tfw no Russian gf

I got you covered comrade.
/GulyaGallyamova

shes a nice girl guys, be nice. You know everyone has problems. Remember you guys are on the internet flirting with girls around the world too. And there are other people that want to be liked as well.

I know that, but she's acting like a turkish guy and I cant do that with her, so if anyone is willing to flirt with her it would be much better.

qts?

basically, she's the russian Anzu.

whos anzu? I dont check these threads very often anymore


anyway ill i know is theres a lot of much more attractive girls that are complete psychos and actual terrible people with shitty personalities to make fun of on interpals. Thats all im saying. That girl is very lonely, trust me I know, ive talked to her for might be even a couple years now.

That's exactly why I'm asking for the Russian guy who wants a Russian GF to message this Russian lonely girl, chill m8.
Plus, if you talke to her for that long how come is she telling me her friends are ignoring her?

So many typos, I should head to bed. GN /cp/

I dunno I know every time i talk to that girl she tells me she is surprised that I answer her and she seems to tell me a similar thing. Anyway im not mad or trying to start a fight, im just saying theres a lot of other people I think that could be posted instead. No ill feelings towards anyone just saying.

I hate thailand

Any update from the Russian guy who applied to work in England?

Still waiting. My resume isn't even in-review yet.

How many of you unironically have language exchange?

Good luck, if that doesn't work out you can stow away in my attic and I'll give you food and pocket money for blowjob's

> have language exchange?

I don't have any. I just wanted me some native English speaking qt. Spamming everybody proved to be useless. I dunno what I'm doing wrong. Why they don't answer me? They wrote in bio that they learning Russian and stuff and wanna make friends. If you're curious I've been spamming them from my real account.
I have more chances of finding somebody interesting to talk on /soc/ rather than on interpals.

Thanks, but I'm not sure that I'll go with it even if actually get the job.

Are you good looking? People are shallow.

HOLY FUCK /CP/

>get messaged by a girl like 2 weeks ago
>it's a 19 year old American straight up asking if I wanted to meet in Amsterdam
>think it's either fake or a troll, ignore the message
>fast forward to today
>see the news that they found a half white/half asian 16 year old American girl that fled the US and went missing
>she stayed at 3 different guys during the 4 weeks she went missing
>check pics
>it's literally the same girl

Dodged a bullet right there

I think kinda. I'm definitely not ugly. Maybe I'm too old tho, I'm 27 yo.

Could have made the news amigo

What's her username?

It was /arcticwonder, profile is deleted now

Any success stories with Russian qts?

I have a hard time finding one that is hot and speaks decent English.

why are german girls so ugly? i saw numerous cute koreaboo girls from france and russia also poland and sweden even turkey but all the german koreaboo girls looked like a man with a skirt

Post profile.

tfw you're interested in someone but don't message them back because distracted and/or busy

Same

I have the right one, just for me.

Sluts and hardcore green cards chasers.

I was friends with one and we talked on WhatsApp for about a month, just as friends. Randomly, she got really lewd with me one day. Said some really lewd things and "joked" about getting married. I joked with her about it. Come to find out, she was completely serious. I told her she was nuts and she said "look I understand, marriage is a lot... but, you could just see me as a roommate. You could do whatever you want. Plus, I'll cook for you and have sex with you everyday"

/Soren21

interpals.net/dodohanloveme

She blocked me for some reason (idk this is the first time I'm clicking on her)

There are some really eh interesting people on IP

>Hi, how are you?
every time

The same women who complain about guys putting no effort in their messages are the same women who message you with "Hi"

Well girls are usually not interesting tbhtbhtbh so guys have to put the effort in conversations usually.

I've seen her profile before.
She says she's a virgin.

>qt is rubbing her clit right now
>Can't get on Skype and watch her because I share my room with other people

If I could climb the roof and jack off there I totally would.

Go to another room?

People there as well, this apartment is filled 24/7 in every room except the bathroom. And I can never have any peace in there because every 30 mins someone knocks to use it.

I'm 19 and live with my dad and my sister and her two kids.

Do you study? Move out

No but I work, I will save and move out, just frustrated that I can't have any privacy in this place because my older sister is a big dumb whore who can't keep a job and have her own place.

>tfw during conversation qt sent you a message that wasn't meant for you
[spoiler] she called him cute

Calm down dont call your sister a whore. Good luck with finding a place though

hmm...

I taught English to a Hungarian qt

bump

How many of you unironically have cultural exchange?

I do desu

My thicc thai qt went from being completely prude to skype sexting me, I feel like I accomplished something in life

I met up with one twice, we were an item. didnt work because i realized i would never love her + she wasnt fun to be around

Guys, legit or not?

kek

entertain her a little, we'll need to see a couple more messages to tell

She is only trying to initiate a conversation.

>tfw the only people who comment on your wall are seamonkeys

>It's a girl asks why you stop messaging but when you did message her she asked no questions and the conversation was one sided.

Came for the butt pictures stayed for the cultural exchange.

Why don't European girls like their buttholes licked?

I just want to eat some booty.

>out of all places, qt is from lithuania

She's legit

some grill taught me a lot of Polish spelling
likewise I am learning some colloquial French from a girl, or well used to

t. Polish diaspora

Getting a ton of messages from Old dudes, this is not what I signed up for!

dont worry, thats shy girls pretending to be old guys. theyre testing the water. talk to them and the qt will reveal herself

interpals.net/chuuubom

Have you gotten a message from this weirdo? it keeps creating new accounts, messaging me and blocking me

I will talk to your qt's make them fall in love with me and then cut contact immediately after they tell me that they are in love.

What the fuck I'm blocked too and I've never messaged them.

>holding phone upside down to take a picture

is this some kind of korean trend?

Forgive my autism, but I've got two autistic questions.
First is platinum one. My d. is 5.7in - am I totally lost? I remeber Ludwig2-0 said his dick is average - are you here, slavbro? I mean, how are you doing? IYKWIM
Although you're much taller than me (i'm about 5.6ft), so...
I'm asking because I've found two girls (american and turkish) who're seriously obsessed with me, and there're strong chances that sooner or later we're going to meet (more chances for turkish one, because she's really crazy about me), and I'm nervous (although I know that Jerry Butler has dick smaller than mine and did shitload of porn, and Conner Habib is a bit bigger than me and he's just fine, but I'm collecting the data kinda).
Second one is about picrelated - user, give me that girl profile, pls. I like creepy girls, desu. Like to see who she is.

Average dick size is 5 inches so nothing wrong there.

Penile size is no problem at all.
Your height however...

holy shit lol I read about that

both gulls are lower than me

>tfw only qt I ever got semi-nudes from blocked me ages ago and ever since then I have never had any success
I wonder how she's doing :(