Tfw I remember that I have to choose between Hillary and Trump

tfw I remember that I have to choose between Hillary and Trump

>and that is very real (hence the pepe)

mmm sage

>implying there is anything wrong with Trump

>tfw I have a 500 word essay due next week and havent even started.

Just kill me

Honestly Trump is better than Hillary but I don't really prefer him

Theres not much differeance between the two
bot flip flop on every issue

is that supposed to be difficult?

Uh...yes...

It's 500 words!

That's not a lot of words. Maybe 2 pages essay. How old are you that you think that's a big deal?

>tfw can't decide between jacking off and hiding this thread or getting dubs
>and that is very serious (hence the Costanza)

>tfw I have 50 word paragraph due at the end of the year
HALP

>500 words
Why the fuck are you complaining about 500 words?

I am 27 years old

Cuz that's a lot of words and I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET!

>tfw I get triples and no one has checked them in 2 minutes

>tfw I have a 10 word sentence essay due at the end of this decade
I'M SO FUCKED HOLY SHIT

Sorry I'm freaking out over this 500 word essay due next week that I haven't even started yet.

Nice dub trips though fa.m

>tfw I have a 5 letter word essay due at the end of the millennium
GUYS I THINK I MIGHT JUST KILL MYSELF

You don't prefer something that's better?

Get help.

I'd help you out BUT I HAVE A 500 WORD ESSAY DUE NEXT WEEK!

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!

I DIDN'T KNOW COLLEGE WOULD BE SO HARD!!!!

>tfw have a single digit essay due at the end of this eon
WELP GUESS I'M FUCKED, SEE YOU GUYS IN HELL

Would you believe it if I told I can't help getting these dubs?

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WEW CHECKED

;^)

>>tfw I have a 500 word essay due next week and havent even started.

I remember when I was in high school ...

lmao

what's the subject?
> we'll write it one word at a time for you ...

I AM 27 YEARS OLD FGT. I'm in grad school

I remember when I got these sick dubs

that's the problem.

IT CAN BE OVER ANYTHING I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT! WHAT THE FUCK!

when

dubs

checked em

are

sick

CHECKED

and

you

just

can't

in

stop

OOOOOOOOOOOH BABY

GET

ENOUGH

of

the

You could always vote third-party as a protest. Jill Stein for the Green Party, or Johnson for the Libertarians.

whats happening? plz write my 500 word essay due next week that I haven't even started yet fa.m

DUBBBBS

>off by 2
FUUUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
YOU THREW ME OFF YOU NIGGGGGER

>500 word essay
>not 20ish page research paper that must have 200 citations

Just don't do.

don't be mad

>20ish page research paper that must have 200 citations
>not a 100ish page paper that just has dubs ;;;;^)))))

As if the president of your country will make any difference or matter at all to your insignificant life.

but then I'll fail reeeeeeeeee

SAYS THE FUCKING P A L ISTINEMAN

Become a NEET.

Just show your teach these sick dubs ,':^))))

at least we live in a country

lmaooooo sorry, meant THEEEEEESE dubs

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write my essay for me

You dropped tis.

OH LAWD

my professor says he needs more. help pl0x

Here, I'll give you a head start:

>After around 50 tittle these ingredients are mold to fertilizer. Feces are article that can be employment to exhibit Fertilizer, which can be placed on Crop Plots to wax crops. Coprogenics is essentially the eating of dregs and digestion of human manure, often skilled by interiorly subnormal, or else their close relative 'the talent'. Coprogenics is really the eadacious of manure and eupepsy of human feces, often ...

wow user what did you learn?
when you post often enough you eventually hit

Vote libertarian, friend.

JUST LIKE YOU FAMME, HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITT
>D
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Chapter I - The Period

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Chapter II - The Mail

The Dover mail was in its usual genial position that the guard suspected the passengers, the passengers suspected one another and the guard, they all suspected everybody else, and the coachman was sure of nothing but the horses; as to which cattle he could with a clear conscience have taken his oath on the two Testaments that they were not fit for the journey.

Keep where you are because, if I should make a mistake, it could never be set right in your lifetime.
Said by a guard

For I'm the devil at quick mistakes, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.

"What did you make of it, Tom?"
"Nothing at all, Joe."
"That's a coincidence, too, for I made the same of it myself."
Said in response to a mysterious message that was heard : "Recalled to Life".


Change up the words a little and give it a sick cover.

Add that to your paper

>only 483 more words to go.

>off by 1
duuuuubbbbbsssss

ok I have to go to bed now guize. thanks for the help though. pls keep getting dubz so i can show my prof tomorrow :^))))))

Despite what many might think, The Jews is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. The Jews has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that The Jews is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

>Social & Cultural Factors

The Jews has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with The Jews. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for The Jews may be considered an outcast.

>Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with The Jews. Generally, The Jews would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with The Jews is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that The Jews play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

>Environmental Factors

After a three month long research project, I've been able to conclude that The Jews doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A The Jews did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, The Jews produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

>Political Factors

Oh does The Jews ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used The Jews as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think The Jews would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

>Conclusion

The Jews seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of The Jews, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued The Jews before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

>Footnotes

The Jews researched in wikipedia. The Jews @ dictionary.com

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OFF BY 1 AGAIN

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COME ON

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..and you top it off with double dubs. Goodbye thread!

How old is this pic? Mike "Mike "I Was Hustled, Man!" Ross" Ross looks significantly less bald than usual, although still pretty fucking bald.

TF is this, I was gone for 30 mins...

check em

we can write your paper for you, i'll start


JUST

trolls trolling trolls.... amirite?!

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how old are you