A ginger prick manlet is the best footballer that has ever lived
Who would've thought
A ginger prick manlet is the best footballer that has ever lived
Thats Lionel O'Messy the brave irish lad
Based Lion Elmessi the brave French star
>that pyramid
WE
England's Brave Liam Massey
Damn i love sp !
great, innit?
>a ginger pirck ASPIE manlet
>Argentines originate from Nubia
At last I truly see
I Lionel Messi was called Liam Massey and came from Stoke he'd have zero balloon doors and JFs would rank him slightly above Mario Mandzukic
nice bait
if he was Liam Massey there would be church of Massey's everywhere in England by now
Canada's courageous lionman hortons
good old Leon Messer. always rated that lad
Leon van Messen, top top player
Lulu Mes'si, the great African striker
Ah Leonardo Messi, probably the best italian player ever
Ah yes, Leonardo Mesa, the top spanish player
Ah, that nice Jewish boy Lior Messiberg, what a class act
You mean Leonard Meshugga?
Al-Eonel Murssi, greatest Egyptian player ever. You can tell by the pyramids
Leonard Messbach, what a fantastic player.
That goy is meshugganah
Oh hey that's Leonard Mester of the New York Red Bulls
The great al-Leo bin Messi of Britain, great lad
Is that that Aussie cunt Leon Mess?
Ah yes, the great African star Papa N'Moolu
Those are some big shoes
Ah Leonid Meskov, never expected to see the pinnacle of Russian athleticism on here
'Cause he's a hobbit
Le'Eon Mossis Jr., the great American soccer star
Ah Lilo Messins, GOAT hobbit player
Based Lio Me Ching, best investment the Chinese gov made to combat western influence
Nice
Aesthetics as fuck
Ireland's brave Liam O'Neill-Meiosa
That's a good Argentine name
La'Nell Mbatosi, the greatest Argentinian footballer
kek
kekked on this one
> Bienvenidos a un nuevo adelanto de Moises y los Diez Mandamientos
Is that the South African wonderkid Lethabo Mbisi?
Leo Meßkirch one brave Reichsbürger indeed
Ah yes, Brazil's brave wonderkid Lysol de Mess
Lydemir Messky, the best footballer from Moscow
Wrong
Léozinho Messias, m8
the congolese GOAT Lionard M'bssi
underrated
the great icelandic star
lionkuf messijson
>idolizing men who wear high heels
>divegrass
America's red blooded Leo Massive
this is why i love this place
The fantastic Finnish soccer star:
Lïo Messïkki
Scotland's brave Lee MacGressy. Does cunts in with a 5 iron for skaggggggg.
Why yes the incredibly skilled Italian star, Limoncino Messarelli
Leonel Mena, best chilean player in history
Unbelievably unfunny thread
Divegrassfaggots are such homos
Lel
Leonhart Messner is a national treasure!
Ireland's own Leonard McMessy
Thomas de Bradille is a french hero
>manlet
>shoe size 48 with an inch thick sole and a heel
kek
That ain't a heel but a reflection, look it closer
He has big feet (and players that have shared a dressing room with him say he also has a big dong)
The great bull Lequan Messington from Chicago, Illinois
A proper lad from Canada, Leonelle Ahkbar-Messtafi
>not Lixiao Ming
Both are accurate desu
Ah, Lakshmidar Messinjeet. India's most famous athlete
"Big" Lez Mesman himself, what a mad cunt
we would have won a world cup tho because even though our defence is laughable it's still better than Argentina's
manlets are always the goat, because they have an eternal chip on their shoulder that they can never remove, so they will always overachieve
>that phone in his pocket
>eternal chip on their shoulder
This would be quite handy, you could have a nibble if you get hungry during training and you wouldn't need to stop
>we would have won a world cup
>tf
>tp
he's not really ginger.
I'm not attractted to men, except for gingers, who do something weird to my stomach and willy.
messi does nothing to me, ergo he's not a real ginger.
>he doesn't rate Chinese national legend Ling Mi
we tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the GOAT"
We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him on top of it, so he doesn't feel the pressure (Basile). It didn't work.
We tried making a team that plays like Barcelona so he can feel comfortable (Martino, Batista). It didn't work.
We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack, Maradona 1986 style (Sabella). It didn't work.
He chokes against Brazil. Okay, Brazil is a great team. He chokes against Germany. Okay, Germany is a great team. He chokes against Uruguay, okay, they are world champions.
We sacked coaches and players because he didn't like them (Riquelme, Tevez, Basile). We put in coaches and players just because he asked (Martino and his Newell's friends).
He doesn't score in KO games? Maybe he's saving up for the next game. Maybe he's saving up for the final.
Now he had this chance in silverware. He only had to perform against Chile (so you understand how small they are, 3 people died celebrating a Copa America). Many people would have hailed him as the GOAT, even though winning a Copa America of which we have 14 already doesn't mean much.
Not only he doesn't perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only he doesn't score, it's okay, 11 KO games without scoring, but it's okay, he's still good. Not only he doesn't assist, it's okay, it's your team mates right? They are your friends Messi, you sacked Tevez, you asked for Higuain and Aguero. But okay, we get it, you didn't assist.
On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.
That's Lee O'Nell-Massy. Top irish lad.
Ah of course, Mexican legend Leobardo "el chiquis" Meza.
No that's Leonard "trash-man" Messy, WWE superstar.
he boot too big for he got damn feet
Those shoes seem ill fitting. His actual feet for reference.