Why don't guys wear make up? It's literally just a painted on mask?

Why don't guys wear make up? It's literally just a painted on mask?

That way we'd all be considered good looking.

I got some slugs that come out of my 12 gauge that you can wear on your face.

I'm beautiful enough that I don't make up

Zoolanders son?

this is why

We make up lies to get laid instead

I'm more targeting the ugly guys on this site. I mean it's not fair for hideous females with shit genetics to be able to cover it up to be half way presentable when a guy with decent genetics has to settle for her when she's clearly inferior.

who cares? let people do as they wish as long as their freedoms don't interfere with yours.

very true tbh

>as long as their freedoms don't interfere with yours.

Nigga that's the problem. They do.

>see 11/10 grill
>perfect eyebrows
>perfect face ratios
>huge bewbs
>okletshookup.html
>sex.exe engage
>after sex bitch washes all the paint off
> -3/10

If visual cheating doesn't count as interfering then idk what does.

I don't have someone to be good looking for

well this bread is about dudes and makeup. not grills.

start new bread if this is an issue for you

why the fuck would you do this to yourself.

and that women is someone you'll spend the rest of your life with just because you were a "match" from her $20 magic trick kit

Are you looking for a historical or modern context? The main reason is that historically speaking make up was worn in much the same way as birds have extravagant plumes to attract a mate - in traditional sexual and social norms, women are a prized target and want to attract a mate - men generally are judged less for looks, and more for physical prowess.

TLDR: Only faggots wear make up, cause make up is for girls.

the necklace is a clue

is that Razor or Blade? I get them mixed up. #hacktheplanet

OP here. Actually it is about girls. I'm bringing up the notion that if all the ugly cunts out there can slap on a fake face to cheat/steal from actual good looking guys then men should do the same.

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funny. girls weren't mentioned in your OP.

if you want to wear makeup...go for it. no judgement here.

WARDAWG MY MAN !!!! U STILL ON DISCORD HOMIE

Dead wrong. Lots of judgement here.

this is what make up on woman looks like to me it dumb af

they do in europe and canada where being feminine is celebrated

I prefer girls not to wear makeup either. Just dropping my two cents

It's lying
I give my woman shit for all the money she spends on "looking good" when I'm happy with the way she looks without an inch of cancerous powder on her cheeks.

It's a competition at work of which bitch can best cover up every minuscule flaw on their face. They all lose because they all waste money on essentially nothing.

I would rather see her face flush red and sweat as I give her pleasure.

Pic related

because you're a faggot. :)

>Literally every man in showbiz tho

Except for very rare exceptions, the male birds are always the ones looking very fancy and colorful. Female peacock look like dumb grey geese.

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