Be american

>be american
>be fat and brown and dumb and short

>be american
>be silly

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH

buen postito

>tfw send this image to mom
>she doesn't get it

>be american
>be black

stfu shit ass nigga bitch ass

>twitter

Are you a family that stores your shoes in the microwave not the fridge?

>at the dinner table with family
>trying to think of something to say
>'did you know the portuguese are descended from moors and so technically they're black'

kill me

moors weren't black

you even failed on that

Did anybody call you out for being a retard

Why are Canadians so nice?

Are you a virgin? Have you ever kissed a girl? Have you ever held a girl's hand?

Has a girl ever smiled at you?

lmfao

yes
sorta
dont remember
yes

next

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Sup Forums told me otherwise

no

yes to all but the second

I wouldn't listen to Sup Forums so blindly

this shit happens to me. especially when i am talking with chicks i randomly lecture them about how white argentina is. fucking int get out of my head.

do you tell them about glorious AMERINDIAN nation?

...

did you call her a roach and say "BRAAAP" whenever she bent over?

kek

Been there, done that
I also constantly tell people about fishes in tubs and mämmi
Fuck this board

yes but the microwave is stored in the fridge which is in the freezer

Fuck, this happens to me too
>Visit my family on New Year's Eve
>We sit down and have dinner
>They ask me "user, is anything going on in your life right now that's really important?"
>I respond by saying: "Did you know that there are plenty of whites in Brazil according to various online statistics?"
>They all stare at me for a while
>My niece and her boyfriend start laughing
>mfw
Fucking Sup Forums destroyed my brain