The deed is done,
this chicken will annoy nobody in the future.
what i do next trip will tell.
The deed is done
fuck it
Le dindon
Now you
Launch it out of a potato gun into someones windshield on the highway.
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ask /ck/ how to cook it
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Coq au vin ?
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pluck all the feathers off it, glue them to a buttplug and take a pic of the feather buttplug up your ass while fucking the dead plucked chicken.
Stick your peen in it
Put your dick in it
Finger it
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so close
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>See random Sup Forums thread with picture of dead chicken
>Remember an Autumn where Turkeys we're everywhere
>Was in high school then, had lots of friends
>Friends have since moved away, gone to do better things
>I still like with parents, working at a easy but not very satisfying job
>I'm so alone
>Associate Turkeys and Chickens with that happy time of my life
>MFW I'm contemplating suicide because of a picture of a chicken
Rolling for this
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>set chicken on fire
>fuck chicken
>post video
kek wills it
another one
Roll....in the floor laughing
and another one
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why you kill chicken
Shove it up your aas
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Eat your game. Fair is fair.
Pluck it and bake it make a nice fancy dinner.
make it a tinder profle
Put chicken up your ass and then eat it.
cock tribute it and take pictures
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rerolling
cum on it
post your dick on its head
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OP have you heard of sounding? Do that with the chickens foot. Also do any replies to this with dubs.
Just do everything in the thread
cum on the head
Take it to the vet on a leash and drag the chicken while you walk in and act normal
Give it a proper burial like a kind chicken deserves. Poor bird didn't deserve this. And SAY A FULL & PROPER PRAYER OVER IT'S BODY when you bury it.
rerroll faggggggggggggggggg, choke 'em
Show chicken pussy
fuck it
use the spoon to make heroine out of the chicken
Shit on it
bite its head off
Put the chickens head up your ass
make a stew
Cum on it
Give it a proper burial
put bareback penis inside it
burn it
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Split the chest open and cover your face in blood.
>cut chicken head off at neck base near body
>Insert penis fully into chicken neck base
>Push cock wearing cock through pants fly
>Do pelvic thrusts going "bok bok bok!"
>Perform rimjob on chicken body
cum in it
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Eat the eyeballs
Kiss it
Off by 2, reroll
gut it and wear it as a hat
Lick it's private parts
Fuck it
fresh fleshlight
Finger it
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prepare that chicken and deep fry it!!!
Seek therapy immediately
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Fist it
bump!
Cum on its back and leave it in the neighbor's mailbox
Give it a proper burial, with a nice headstone and everything. Then call your parents or closest friend/relative and let them know "A close friend died"
Bonus points for doing at a playground
BUMP LOL
Fuck it
Shove it up your asshole, take a pic with the legs hanging out of it for proof. Thanks.
flesh light!
Drag it around town on a leash
Make it some eggs
BUMPP
Bump
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Bury it and make up for your misdeeds
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TIME STAMP IT WITH A MASSAGE SAYING JOSEPH COLLINS SUCKS DICK
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Rollin'
Shove your dick into it
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