The deed is done

The deed is done,
this chicken will annoy nobody in the future.
what i do next trip will tell.

fuck it

Le dindon

Now you

Launch it out of a potato gun into someones windshield on the highway.

Re-roll.

ask /ck/ how to cook it

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Coq au vin ?

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pluck all the feathers off it, glue them to a buttplug and take a pic of the feather buttplug up your ass while fucking the dead plucked chicken.

Stick your peen in it

Put your dick in it

Finger it

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so close

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>See random Sup Forums thread with picture of dead chicken
>Remember an Autumn where Turkeys we're everywhere
>Was in high school then, had lots of friends
>Friends have since moved away, gone to do better things
>I still like with parents, working at a easy but not very satisfying job
>I'm so alone
>Associate Turkeys and Chickens with that happy time of my life
>MFW I'm contemplating suicide because of a picture of a chicken

Rolling for this

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>set chicken on fire
>fuck chicken
>post video
kek wills it

another one

Roll....in the floor laughing

and another one

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why you kill chicken

Shove it up your aas

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Reroll

Reoll

Eat your game. Fair is fair.

Pluck it and bake it make a nice fancy dinner.

make it a tinder profle

Put chicken up your ass and then eat it.

cock tribute it and take pictures

reroll

rerolll

rerolling

cum on it

post your dick on its head

rerollinng

OP have you heard of sounding? Do that with the chickens foot. Also do any replies to this with dubs.

Just do everything in the thread

cum on the head

Take it to the vet on a leash and drag the chicken while you walk in and act normal

Give it a proper burial like a kind chicken deserves. Poor bird didn't deserve this. And SAY A FULL & PROPER PRAYER OVER IT'S BODY when you bury it.

rerroll faggggggggggggggggg, choke 'em

Show chicken pussy

fuck it

use the spoon to make heroine out of the chicken

Shit on it

bite its head off

Put the chickens head up your ass

make a stew

Cum on it

Give it a proper burial

put bareback penis inside it

burn it

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Split the chest open and cover your face in blood.

>cut chicken head off at neck base near body
>Insert penis fully into chicken neck base
>Push cock wearing cock through pants fly
>Do pelvic thrusts going "bok bok bok!"
>Perform rimjob on chicken body

cum in it

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Eat the eyeballs

Kiss it

Off by 2, reroll

gut it and wear it as a hat

Lick it's private parts

Fuck it

fresh fleshlight

Finger it

roll

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prepare that chicken and deep fry it!!!

Seek therapy immediately

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Fist it

bump!

Cum on its back and leave it in the neighbor's mailbox

Give it a proper burial, with a nice headstone and everything. Then call your parents or closest friend/relative and let them know "A close friend died"

Bonus points for doing at a playground

BUMP LOL

Fuck it

Shove it up your asshole, take a pic with the legs hanging out of it for proof. Thanks.

flesh light!

Drag it around town on a leash

Make it some eggs

BUMPP

Bump

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Bury it and make up for your misdeeds

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TIME STAMP IT WITH A MASSAGE SAYING JOSEPH COLLINS SUCKS DICK

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Rollin'

Shove your dick into it

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