I'm in my third scotch and felt like starting a thread about drunk shit. H who's drinking? Who's drunk...

I'm in my third scotch and felt like starting a thread about drunk shit. H who's drinking? Who's drunk? Let's talk about shit.

>3rd
lol talk to me when you hit your 11th

couple shots in what up OP

im about a good 10 shots in OP what you tryna talk about.

smirnoff str8 from the bottle comin atcha

Must be shit scotch

didnt we do this thread like 3 hours ago? im still drinking from that one.

not sure how much ive drunk exactly but i'm somewhere vaguely near wher e i like to be. gonna get closer tho

scotch is shit whipped cream vodka is where its at

This ain't wine koolers, bra.

Everything my man. Or nothing. What are you thinking about?

>Give me your top shelf candy vodka

Said no one ever

have you ever tried whipped cream vodka? anybody saying they liek regular vodka is either lying to themself or don't know better.

im thinking about just vibing right now to some chill music, thinking about space and shit on the border of being totally fucked up and steadily buzzed

yall nigs ever smoke a fat bowl after gettin like 5 drinks deep? shit rocks your world

and you will have a hangover from hell.

Drinking bourbon; Evan Williams, the White Label, bottled in bond edition.

Pretty decent, probably like it more than Wild Turkey 101, in the same price range

Is there any chat rooms anymore? Like the old AOL days? I'm so lonely with these beers.

Try springbank mr lightwork

Nice trips. My girlfriends kid is in town for the weekend and so I'm staying with my brother for a few days. Thing is, I'm not allowed to drink in the house, so I bring a spacebag outside with me when I smoke, and drink from the nozzle. It sucks, but hey, the girlfriend bought me a fucking laptop today with her college money. So that's cool.

Best you could do is try a Kik group

asl?

Fuckin disgusting dude, way too sweet.

Goes good with pineapple juice tho, chicks love that shit.

drinking some heavy hitter stouts. Boys, my life is pretty bland and shitty.

FUCKING A user. I am drinking Evan Black

Mikes hard lemonade

If you're drunk from less than 3 scotches then you're fucking 12 years old. Put your daddy's bottle back and go to bed you fucking fag

24/M/states

You?

OMG user doesnt have a job and his own money?

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62/M/Vegas,baby

Does she have self esteem issues?

31/M/Ohio

what is with people saying this shit?
i've been drinking vodka on the rocks for years and everyone is disgusted by it for some reason.

shit's good man.

Faaaaake

wut

>62
nigga what your my dad's age

not bad.

Nice. Why keystone? Your beer of choice or price friendly?

PAUL??

So what user?

This is like saying why doesn't everybody put sugar on their buttered toast.
Yeah obviously the sweet taste is pleasant but just eating the buttered toast is much better.
Are you a woman?

Very nice user.

Or an al/ck/y
Damn noobs.

>I wipe my ass with my bare hands and everyone is disgusted by it for some reason

Does that surprise you?

>Paul?
what? why are you on 4chinz? where did it all go wrong?

Big time.

Wrong user

I'm 31, that user lied. Yes, $8 for a 15 pack.

Lol, yeah I'm out here fakin Evan Williams all day

Wtf. Your 3rd? Better be a bigass fucking glass if your getting drink on your 3rd scotch.

No - it must be really embarrassing for you though.

Damn, haven't tried single barrel yet, how does it compare to white label? (If you've tried it)

Drunk here a bottle of wine and on my second glass of rum. Withe a couple of lines between

Well after I found your mother with the horse hung like a man, I was done.

Nah, I'm entirely indifferent.

Forsure, that's my dad's go to for budget beer as well. More of a rolling rock man

25/m/Virginia

drinking these because born in WNY

Well get your balls from the GF and send them to Trump. You dont use them and he can stand a pair.

I enjoy rolling rock as well but many convenience stores don't carry it here

You sure are a clever one, aren't you?

huehuehue trump huehuehue

Its a much more refined flavor profile, smooth and oaky. initial almost cinnamon. I like it more than the Jim beam single barrel.

Stella artois.
Bored as fuck. Glad someone started this thread was thinking about doing it myself

Never seen it. What's it compare to?

OH here too. lots of bourbon. Marietta.

you just can't appreciate a good vodka
maybe one day you'll get there

Nice collection. Too bad can't join you

Glad you can recognize it.
But really? No money of your own? Hows that work? No ambition? Just cool to play vidyas and get stoned?

The Makers is unopened. Good call. Save that for special times.

im cheap, so just some bud light.

>save shitty Maker's for a special occasion
If the occasion is throwing out shit whisky, then yeah

I'd say taste, maybe busch, but it's kind of maltier than a lot of your every day lagers. and clocking in at 5.1 ABV, it's a tiny bit stronger too.

None at all, ambition or money. Yes. I drink instead of smoking weed though.

this and throw out the burnetts too while you're at it.

>appreciate
>water down

Pick one sonny

Well ok then user.
I wish you the best in the future.
If your girl is cool then who the fuck am I to judge? I tip my fedora.

Me. I'm high AF and drunk AF

thats just the second bottle i havent opened

Thank you sir. I hope you have a good night.

ha! that shit is awful. only for hangover bloody marys!

Haha were all drinking talking to eachother on an anonymous thread. How lonely are all of us drunk bastards?

I see no tequila

Not lonely at all - wife is over there with no bra on, watching netflix or something.

some people aren't obese

I used to drink "nice stuff." Now I drink cheap vodka ($14/handle) because etoh is etoh. Don't care anymore.

How can I make my cat of 10 years like this new kitten? She hisses and growls at him

you don't know what you're talking about

tequila has become expensive in the light of all these premium brands using all the agave. most of the regular shit I buy is too much to even justify having a bottle on hand for occasional use.

Oh shit - thats just going to take time friend.

kitten will grow up and kick her ass and she will take it

Drinking a bastard Moscow mule. Vodka, ginger beer ans lemon juice over ice

I'm drinking and thinking of practicing some speedgames but I'll probably just keep playing Observer and then watch some hentai or something.

Then why arny you titty fucking her right now??

I just get a handle at cosco for 20. Real agave, good quality.

honestly, very

Mm! I can't imagine her being cucked but maybe..she's pretty fierce!

I'm gonna kill myself

Oh - I havent kept track.

While I am not a huge fan of tequila, I do like the occasional snort.

Several years ago, I was challenged to drink only tequila while on my mexican vacation. Since it was all inclusive, I did just that. Up to this point I was a bourbon only man.

So I held my nose and I only drank tequila for a week.

It aint bad.

Took me 3 days to get used to it, but it is a good drink. I only drink it straight - no ice. Makes cigars and pussy taste wonderful.

But then pussy always tastes wonderful.

Observer? Elaborate. Damn haven't watched hentai since middle school.

Eric?