How do you buy condoms from a gas station without being awkward?
How do you buy condoms from a gas station without being awkward?
you rob the store at gunpoint
Just... buy them?
are you 12?
just buy them and be like when you buy your groceries
Act kind of drunk and smirk the entire time. The cashier will think it's for some kind of prank and will probably try not to make eye contact.
Repped
If you feel awkward just get them from Walmart and pay at the self checkout. But if you don't have the balls to buy the things idk how you're planning to use them.
Simple, Stop giving a fuck what ever people think.
do you feel akward buying toilet paper? because people now know you wipe your ass after you shit? its normal to fuck. its normal to have sex.
Always wink at the clerk.
>set it on the counter
>"that will be $x.xx"
>pay
>leave
Get your wife on an iud and raw dog that shit for the rest of your life.
make sure to always complain about there not being any larger sizes
bruh just walk up to the cashier and ask for whichever box you want. If you're underage (or look underage) you may get a funny look or even a comment (personal experience) but no one ever actually gives a shit.
"Have a good evening."
"That's what these are for."
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buy a pack of cigarettes also
Just buy them and stop being a beta, at least you are getting sex, now if you want to buy a whore at a gas station, well this would be a difficult conversation.
Underage b&
This
Are you a retard op you just buy them no one cares
>Grab condoms
>Go to cashier
>He asks " Do you always shitpost?"
>"Yes"
Totes.
Walk in
>Oy blimey, ye have some rubbers?
He will show you a tire, but that's part of the ritual
>Oy cunt, not that kind of rubber, I'm pounding tonight
He'll congratulate you, stay in alpha position for the next part
>Grunts
He will now charge, the condom will be yours if you can hold against his charge
>That will be 7,99
You'll pay the price, but in a foreign south-eat asian currency and leave smearing poop al over the place to assert your dominance
with an oil funnel.
don't forget the tire repair kit.
just buy them
If you have any inkling of an issue purchasing condoms than you have no business having sex with anyone.
god. kill me.
Sup Forums has lost all brain function.
but the heart still beats
Go in and buy them PROUDLY.
You really are a needle dick.
If you're not man enough to buy condoms, then you're not man enough for sex
If you can't buy condoms without being awkward, good luck actually getting to use them virg fag
Why would you use condoms
Feels worse, harder to pull out and give facial, most things are curable. I've only ever gotten gonorrhea and it wasn't so bad
/thread
Easy flash yourr wad if hundreds and buy magnums
ask for the bathroom key too
Why would you need condoms? You clearly have no balls.
you'll have a better time fucking without them
you use condoms for a good tomorrow
>Walk into gas station
>Yell at the Top of your lungs "Guess who bout' to get laid"
>proceed to get smallest sized condom
>Throw money at cashier
>Run the fuck while screeching
>Cut a hole in your childhood teddy bear
>fail to fuck it due to your small dick
I like it
everybody fucks are you autistic? do you really think that somebody working in a gas station would give a fuck about rubbers? buy me some blunt wraps while you're there faggot
>everybody fucks
Except you.
I've worked enough gas stations to know that noone gives a shit if you buy condoms.
>TFW you read this in babby bear's voice and you identify with telly's appalled look.
pretend your gonna use it on them