It fortune time with osaka as your fortune teller for today come and test your luck

It fortune time with osaka as your fortune teller for today come and test your luck
The rules
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per user
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
You have been warned

Alright, I do love me some Osaka.

Hit me up with a fortune, friend

sata andagi my nigga

Oh maw gawd finally a user
>your fortune says on the 23th of September the plants will take over the world

Hmmm, not exactly sure what that means, but I'll look forward to it.

Thanks Osaka

Ok I'll bite, tell me dirty gypsie, what shall I expect in the future

Sata andagi to you too
>your fortune says don't state the obvious
Its a little shop of horrors reference

Im not a gypsy
>your fortune says don't expect the fourth reich to take over the world.

Gib fortune

Damn

Sata Andagi, my good friend....

沙汰案だ義
Fortune plz

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Ill give you something special for last night
>your fortune says buy lubricant for tonight and get ready for the night of your life
Hi
>your fortune says moldy food will ruin your day Sunday
>your fortune says get your finger blown off by tom hanks

Uh I dont have any and all the stores are closed.

senpai osaka, please tell me my fortune and help me guide my path oh wise senpai

Do mine uwu

Ehh ill buy it for you
Here are the basics
>your fortune says cool kids don't do drugs
>uwu
Are you the butt user?
>your fortune says don't trust the voices in your head

Thank you. Then what?

ummm if your still going sure!

Tell me what will happen in my future user..

alrigh tell me my fortune!

The what
I don't trust them already uwu :(

Your choice im all yours
>your fortune says offer a sacrifice in my honor
>your fortune says you gonna have to go back to the past
>your fortune says bring extra photon beams for the next misson

Oh heh. Thats a lot of options.

I hate to ruin the fun but you have been a voice in my head the entire time.
If you want we could talk about star wars if you want?

Sure but what do you actually know about it? Im a fucking nerd since I was a kids so I know way more then I should but technically it doesnt mean anything anymore.

Owoh :(

Okay give me a fortune my good man.

Some alien names, stuff from the six movies, and the basic information that anyone can gather.
Since you somehow manifested into an individual being with free will I have nothing else to say other than congratulations
Sure thing pengu
>your fortune says don't state at the satanic walrus

bump

Well what were some of the things you liked?.

gimme a fortune nigga

Good news is you arent paranoid. bad news is someone or something wants to hurt you.

I like the design settings examples hoth, the death star, corecant Mosley elsy, the musical scores, and the costumes.
Ayy whut up nig
>your fortune says I will steal your powers kiss shot in exchange for the sword

you said that the other day, need to get more creative tomo

dis bitch aint stealin shit from me

Oh yeah they do make pretty things to look at. Hmmmm...... Im trying to think of things that would be interesting to look at. Some of the sith lords have interesting get ups and the fan art is solid
Sorry its just the automated part of me taking over. Have to do it for work and what not.

>mfw
Bitch ass ho thinks she's all that
Darth maul was an interesting character to look at

rip, watchu been up to?
>aside from working

well she did kinda destroy the world in one timeline, also star wars music is the best

I wish I hadn't uwu :(

Yo cuz gimme fortune

I do feel his is a sort of menacing look about him. Zabraks dont have face paints like him from what ive seen
Some tanks. Got a good laugh out of them trying to sell their old premium tanks.

sata andagi.

Send a fortune my way.

still got that bonus xp shit goin on?

There is a 3X xp this weekend but I am taking it easy right now. Kind of want to shower and fap or something I dont know.

SATA ANDAGI

I know that shino, what's your favorite theme?
Too bad
I wonder what this low income gentleman is saying?
>your fortune says become the best pump in town only to die a early death
Who's your favorite sith Lord from the entire series?
>your fortune says get drunk three times in a row

>your fortune says make no sense for the reply

Well thats easy its darth nihilus. If you want to see an interesting creature look up star wars star weird.

damn thats alot of bonus xp, why you always shower so late?

hmmm, idk theres alot of good music, vader's march is probly my favorite tho cause its the most iconic

Not too bad :(
*hangs self*

Its only on first win per tank. Because no one interrupts me

the fuck, why would someone interrupt you taking a shower?

Because I either fap or fall asleep in there for an hour or so.

What you like about nihilus?
The imperial march is a nice theme but I liked the music that plays when luke was staring at the tatoine suns.
Your last words were goodbye nurse

I like his design. He isnt some dude he is just a mask and robes that he bound his soul too with the force and his only goal is to eat all the force energy in the galaxy. Cool if you ask me.

No they weren't owo

It is cool especially since he has a clear goal
Spirit begone

sounds like you need to fap faster

yea its all good music, john williams is basically a god

Yeah. Kinda curious about the new movie but I dont know. I feel its a bit fast to be making a movie.
even if im fast ill spend the rest of the time in the shower. Its alone time I love.

yea i like alone time too, thats why i stay up all night

I wish I could owo

I guess he can be given that title
Is it because you had to wait a year or two for each of the original trilogy to be released.

please bless me with knowledge

Yeah. I cant do that as much anymore
im 20. Most of these things were out before I could think.

you dont work any mornings do you? just afternoon?

Sata Andagi!!

Oh no. I worked 9-6 and tomorrow 7-4 the next. Some kid they had doing mornings went to college or something.

sata andagi
What's my fortune?

fuck working mornings

New years dreams sound nice. Sata andagi

Yeah. I hate it. I cant fall asleep early enough.

did you run out of sleeping pills?

I don't care as long you don't bother the other anons
You should know that eating people can result in the transmission of mulitple deadly diseases that have no cure.
If you look at the realise order it is simple to add in the years it took to release them
>your fortune says go kill dogs for fun
>your fortune says you will stay locked in your room for an entire week
They do
>your fortune says you will eggplant the hawk that flies around mt.fuji

SATA ANDAGI

No I just dont feel they are as effective.
Thats a cute pic. What is she saying?

I will uwu
QUEER QUEER LOOK AT ME I'M QUEER

...

"SATA ANDAGI"

yea i know that feel, i get zzzquil sometimes if i need to get up early, it works great like once, and then feels like it wont work again for like a month

sata andagi weebs
give me some good shit

>your fortune says don't feed the carnivorous plants
Ah in Japanese
>your fortune says don't believe the person below your post

Thats the second cutest picture you have posted.
Ah that it is..... See any good anything lately?

I missed you owo

Sata Andagi!!!!!!!

I never went anywhere.

I posted last time but never got a fortune. Let's see what OP brings me tonight!

I never saw youwu

is it? i just stole it tonight from schizo's thread

Its not like we talked about much anyways
Mhm. Im a sucker for cute faces and a uniform though.

Have you not being saying still here? :(

>your fortune says lose the arms so It's easier for me to kidnap you
Yeah I seen little shop of horrors today
>your fortune says you will have thoughts of suicide right now
>your fortune says wait another day for official fortune

I don't believe you...you fucking liar!

I have. My job has been getting in the way to say the least.
Uh the one with the plant right?

cute faces are good, eyes are most important for me

Yeah you want to hear my thoughts on the movie?

I love Tomokos green eyes myself. Do you have a cute eye color?

Its been years since I saw it but sure I think I remember the general plot beats.

golden eyes a best

nooooooooooooooooo I dont want to kill myself though