SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / GENERAL DEGENERACY THREAD

SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / GENERAL DEGENERACY THREAD

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hi

ahoy hoy

>me 24
>dating 42yo who treats me like a fuck toy
>has two daughters
>oldest one is pregnant
>pretty sure its mine
>fucked twice and the second time I dropped a monster nut in her
>pretty much gonna bail on the relationship
>daughter has vowed never to tell anyone she cheated on her bf with me
>literally believes the baby is his cause theyre sexually active

>Took virginity of, and blew a huge load inside my friends younger sister
>She's a petite, very pretty girl with a hot body and also good personality
>He is very protective over her, the only reason I got this close is because I'm considered a brother to her
>No ragrets, sexual tension for years and now it just exploded, literally. Inside her.
>He'd probably kill me

>High school drop out
>lied on resume to get sweet ass job
>forged collage papers and work history
>got the job and have huge pay
>been there 15 yrs and now starting to worry they might find out when new owner takes over

bumpp

it's not your fault the HR manager was lazy as fuck and didnt bother to verify anything at all. when does noob start?

is she like 9yo or retarded or something?

I'm worth slightly more than 2 million dollars but live within my means relative to income from my job. It's inheritance from my grandfather. None of my friends or acquaintances or coworkers know. I've got it in a portfolio being managed by people who know what they're doing and how to make it grow. I could quit my job and live on dividends if I wanted.

sleekdong.com/

my secret right now is cause i fap already on this

Holding in my shits gets my dick hard for some reason

andy?

>when i was in elementary caught two male teachers in the toilet kissing
>told the whole fucking school

>i once got caught masturbating from a family friends gf that was visiting and came to my room to say hi

>i saw blowjob videos of my friends gf in his phone without him knowing i know his password

>i once sent a dick pick from my gfs phone to her best friend

>saw another friends extremely hot gf nude selfies on his phone as well

>my aunt had come for a sleep over in our house once and she was about to take a shower and i came in her clean thong that she was about to wear

>night out with cousins and one female cousin proceeds to get wasted, on the way back to her house she was telling me how she was fucked by 7 guys in college and she wanted more

>i once came a lot on another cousins ice cream and watched her as she was eating it

>i once stole a family friends panties, all of them, like the whole drawer, i fapped to them for a week and then throw them away so i wont get caught

>got my first blowjob from a girl that had just been dumped by my friend

>i used to like a girl in my school and now she works on a local coffee shop, i worked my way in and now we regularly fuck after she is done with her work, she has a boyfriend and they live together

>a friend of mine told me he fucked another friend of ours mom, he even showed me pictures of her in undies

>gf went for a week to her best friends beach house and i went for the weekend, they were bathing together cause there was not a lot of water to take a bath, later that night i was fucking my gf so fucking hard cause i wanted her friend to listen in the next room

>i once got to wake up my female cousin so we can go for a swim and she was sleeping with her panties only, first time i was seeing a bush coming out of the underwear edges, i was disgusted!!!

brool story co

bump

not fbi bread

>be me 14
>literally unwrapped my cock for the first time 7 incher blocking 9 spurters across the room
>staying at a friends place
>the mom drunk as fuck comes home
>im in the den watching TV at 2am
>starts dirty talkin me and pulls my hammer out
>works it
>blows me
>marvels at my eruption all over myself and her
>goes to bed
>next morning awkward as fuck at breakfast
>she never said anything
>I never said anything

I catfished my own cousin on IG to get nudes from her.

3/10

Hot take: Trump is the best president anyone on Sup Forums has had in their lifetimes.

I cheat on my fiance regularly with his older brother. I hate myself for it but I can't stop.

Was sexually active with my little sister and my younger cousin when i was 18. They were both around 14 at the time. Got caught and still managed to get away with it.

One time I pooped and didn't wipe until it was clean. I left it slightly shitty

You top or bottom?

>tops on Sup Forums
cockjockeys, cockjockeys everywhere

Ma doesnt know I'm bi, I smoke weed, or generally anything about me. I feel bad about it.
And my boyfriend accidently pissed in my mouth but he didn't notice.

ive fucked quite a few girls, 20+, and the best by far was with a super cute 11yo girl, i took her v and we were fuck buddies for a long time

How did he 'accidentally' piss in your mouth?

Im the OP who posted Vicky Valerie's original nudes

Pic related

>boyfriend accidently pissed in my mouth but he didn't notice.
I've got some bad news.

It was in the car and I guess he kinda had to go. It was a tiny amount of piss.

My job is going into dead peoples homes trying to find paperwork to trace their next of kins and catalogue any valuables. These that nobody can find any living relatives. I keep any hidden cash stashes, gold coins etc but always declare just enough so it doesn't look suspicious. My work colleagues call me 'honest' as I list even the smallest amount of loose change.

bumpp

My hero.

He has you wrapped around his little finger so tight it's cutting off blood to your brain.

I stole a red thong from my 19 yo nieces drawer that I fap to her pictures with

Sometimes when my nephews(8 & 10yo) stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf. their jesusfag parents shelter them from the real world, especially thing like nudity/sex and would freak out if they knew. pretty sure she is the 1st girl they have seen naked up close.

My bro had me get on my elbows knees on the bed, would sniff my ass and pussy when we were younger and he'd jack off regular, that's it really.

I've been trading nudes with my old physics teacher and her husband. She doesn't know who I am (no face pics), but their living room and garden matches with my teachers Facebook pics. Pretty hot.

I blew my friend several times after losing a bet in a video game

...

I once catalogues nearly £6,000 in loose coins. I kept £11,000 in paper cash and a historical coin collection worth £10,000.

When someone dies and there are no living relatives the State keeps the Estate. I'm sure I can spend this money far better than the Government.

0/10

scum

how did you do it? You think it's as possible to do in 2017 as it was back then?

shit I'd sooner throw it in a lake than let the state get it, good on you bruv

i wanted to suck off my horse when i was like 10 or 11, i loved horses (i still do), but back then i thought it's perfectly okay to also have sex with animals you like and didn't have a clue of what zoophilia is and why is it bad.
i also used to google "porn with horses" as if it was a normal thing

I mean in theory people can still do this there are people if you know where to look to get those exact papers the big question is that if the papers are fake will the company be able to tell.

The govt would only spend it on refugees or aid for Afghanistan. You've done the right thing user.

Let's hope that no one in your family saw your browsing history.

Even if you lied, why would they fire someone who has worked there for 15 years loyally?

I'm wearing my friends thong

nah, back then my mom didn't even know that search history exists, and now the still doesn't know how it works

but another cool story:
when i was about the same age, 11-12, i was still going to my dad's house outside of city (parents divorced when i was 5, i'm glad they did, he's a really stupid dickhead) and i used to read sex stories and look at erotic pics on his laptop. i was stupid and didn't know she checks the history.
once when i got back from his house to mom's flat i recieved a call from him.
" i know what you've been watching thigs, it's bad, don't do that at home cuz i know your mom doesn't care but i ask you not to do that again" blah-blah smth like that. as a kid, i was terrified, but know i remember this and kek hard

>me and my best friend fucked each other while we were still virgins. I came in his ass and he came in my mouth
>this carried on until he had a gf.
>one night after they had broke up he came over.
(Its important to not as gay as this was we didnt have any attraction to eachother relationship wise. We were just friends that happened to fuck eachother. So we hung out even after we stopped fucking.)
>he was super heart broken
>i felt bad for him.
>later in the night we hop into my hot tub together.
>talk about all sorts of shit.
>brings up that we used to fuck eachother.
>says he isnt gay and that i wasnt gay for fucking him (even though its pretty gay to fuck another dude.)
>i go take a shower.
>he joins in with me.
>we fuck eachother again.
>continue to fuck eachother to this day.
>we are both married men that go have a "guys day out." Once every month.
>we tell our wives that we are going to a lakeside cabin best friend owns.
>in reality we just rent a cheap motel and fuck the shit out of eachother all night.
>hes not even cute.
>i aint gay though
Pic semi related. Top guy looks like my friend did when this first started.

A softy for some warm logs

are you even trying

This story is 100% true.
I know im gay.
He knows hes gay.
I added in the i aint gay though thing as a joke.

I jerked off in my friends mom's bed with her panties

user, you are not gay, it is very important that you know this. You just like getting fucked by a guy and you love fucking a guy. We all know that 2 guys pounding each other is not totes gay. You guys are just blowing steam and each other, but not gay.

See

I live together with two girls in a flat. Both are a little younger than me (early 20s).
Although being in a relationship i always wished to fuck one of them.
We have a good relationship and enter our rooms as we want. I usually go to smoke on her balcony and she often sits on my bed to study even if I'm not at home..
Being an notorious exhibitionist i once got hooked up with the idea of 'flashing' her 'accidentally ' (both being I a relationship made this the only way of her seeing me, without destroying anything else )
I often take naps after work and i usually leave my door open a little so she comes looking for me after a while...
I decided it could be fun to set up a camera pointing at my door to catch the reaction to her seeing me half naked with a boner in my pants... the videos... her reactions (she comes back quite often to catch glimpses ) make up my best faps in the last weeks!

jerked off in class during lessons a lot
used to be a drug dealer for 2 years
fucked 2 transgenders and 2 girlish guys because of Sup Forums
stole a pc from school
there was a pedophile in my class during highschool, i used to take stuff from the bully of the class's bag and put it in his bag several times which caused him to get beat up and he eventually left school
threw rocks on a train rail which caused a train to de-rail with several people inured and a three fell on a house
set fire to a local warehouse causing it to burn to the ground

>RETARDED OPINIONS

"Drumpf is not my president"

I was traveling and one month ago I fucked a girl, the condom failed. I told her my worries about her becoming pregnant, and she just said "it's fine" as if her plan was to get pregnant all along.

I've been worried sick ever since. I have no way of contacting her, but she can easily find out who I am and contact me if she wants to (and somewhat likely make me pay child support). If one day I find out that she's pregnant and keeps the kid, I will probably not tell a soul. The disappointment would be completely unbearable.

Only my travel buddy knows this story.

proof?

I have a bunch of loli saved to my iPad but it's all saved by me sending it to myself in imessages

Move to Panama or somewhere the second that you hear anything. Anything's better than rewarding that sort of shit.

I have a very, very strong attraction to horses (not the same user from earlier who also has a thing for horses) and desperately want to penetrate one. Live near a bunch of farms/stables too but I'm not about to risk getting caught breaking and entering someone else's property, let alone potentially get caught pants down with an animal.

I'm male. I let my dog have sex with me from the age of 11 to 18 when he died.

did he die of the gay or just shame?

I had an ex-gf who was into bestiality. Did stuff with her dog while I watched and eventually joined in. Ended it after shit just got way too weird.

I have a pretty good relation to my parents though, which is why I wouldn't want it to leak. Moving to Panama would only be more sketchy, but hell who knows what I do when(if) it comes to it..

(first horse user)
> has a thing for horses
no, i only had it when i was a kid and i think it's creepy as fuck, no wonder i grew up an autistic weirdo
but anyway i strongly advice not to try because even the calmest horse can kick you if you're doing some strange shit and one kick can be enough for you to die

I mean it's gonna come out if she's the type to come after you. The question is whether you wanna just call your parents on burner phones or raise a child with a manipulative whore for the next 20 years.

recently found out GF of just over 3 years is into CP

what is wrong with people. To think this could be some, by all appearances, average pleb I work with

So I've heard. I'm not exactly planning on it despite my attraction.

A twink took me home from a bar after all my friends left. I let him come inside and he blew me before he left

How did you react? Do you feel the same way?

>I mean it's gonna come out if she's the type to come after you.
Does it really become public record though? If I decide to pay, will it then? She lives in a different country, but I do believe there is some kind of cooperation because we both are in Europe.

i used to possess and share child porn when i was 12-13, i was easy on it cause i knew that even if i got caught, i'm not facing any sentence/fine/etc
i didn't even watch it, had no interest in CP itself, but it made me edgy and a part of an illegal community so i did it anyway
i'm p sure that pedos i shared my shit with didn't knew i was 13 myself

Ahk yea idk shit about Europe so it could well be different there.

been sleeping with a friends wife, when we get down and dirt I slip on a condom but pull it back to hard so it snaps, I fuck her raw, she thinks its still on, I cum inside over and over, she thinks it's her juice and whatnot, trying to get her knocked up without knowing

how?

btw, maybe if you work/help at a barn for a little your attraction will wear off

I've posted a family member and fapped to her responses

>she thinks it's her juice and whatnot
holy shit is that a dumb whore

I have been trying to find legal info online but had no particular luck, as my situation is odd, to say at the least.

I have a fetish for racist white males. I'm Hispanic.

im completely ok with it, was hard to believe at first to be honest.

post some oc

I've been sleeping with a Muslim immigrant for a few weeks now. If either of our families knew they'd disown us.

Whats this job called and how do I get it?

i'm 2/3 Jewish (but i look nothing like Jewish, in Europe i pass as a local in white countries) and during one period of time i had a really strong attraction to nazi guys on b/w 1930-1945 photos and nazi uniform fetish

Post for fap

Had Nazi rp sex with a jewess one time. I'm not at all antisemitic, even considered converting for a few years, but I came so many buckets I had to borrow more from the neighbors.

>retarded opinions

late term abortion should exist.

it should be something that is court mandated if you raise a little selfish shit.

all life is equal, but some dipshits don't deserve it.

at the very least it could have gotten rid of Justin Beiber.

I'm specifically attracted to Nazis, or white supremacists. Is there a reason behind why you're attracted to them? I've been trying to figure why myself.

is this a female immigrant?
if she (and especially if HE) sleeps with you, i'm pretty sure he/she doesn't like islamic """morals""" and is open to some new knoledge and non-retarded values (not that bullshit 3rd wave feminism promotes)
integrate her/him and make her/him reject Islam