> It's a "Truman and his wife are watching TV while suddenly she chokes on a peanut and cannot breath eventually collapsing on the floor while Truman watches silently without moving for three whole minutes until a skydiver falls through the roof, just to immediately do the heimlich maneuver covered in glass with chunk of wood impaled on his leg" episode.
Man I don't know how they are going to sell this to Truman.
>It's a Truman starts recording the neighbour's daughter through his window, raising a moral dilemma about the show itself episode.
>it's a Truman buys a pet snake and secretly fucks it one time episode
>Implying the show didn't jump the shark when they elected a nigger as Mayor of the Town.
>It's a "Truman starts denying the Holocaust during dinner after reading some stuff on the internet only to be visited by 10 holocaust survivors the next day at school even though it was sports day" episode.
>It's a Truman jacks off to zoophilia episode
Damn and it was at prime time.
>It's a "Truman gets a hold a notebook that kills anyone instantly, so I super autistic detective is sent to the town and has to walk the fine line of collecting enough evidence while also pretending he doesnt know Truman is actually the real killer so Truman doesnt write his own name" episode.
>It's a "Truman starts reading about Timothy Mcveigh and becomes inspired and tries to build a dirty bomb by stealing radioactive materials from the local power plant only to realize as he is coming home that the caesium and iridium are just snickers bars" episode.
>It's a "Truman learns to shitpost" episode.
>It's a Truman gets his urges again episode
It's a "Truman is fucking sick of the world so he goes in to the forest part of the dome to try to connect with nature but eventually gets lost so the producers release a wild bear on the premises to discourage Truman going deeper into the woods but the bear eventually gets murdered and eaten by Truman because he watched The Edge the day before and now the show has to air constant adverts against animal cruelty" episode.
>It's a "Truman likes to mow his own lawn" episode.
So how did this show get through Truman's formulator years. Did 60 million people illehally watch him discover how to jerk off for the first time? These are the questions I ask myself
>Its a truman begins to understand the monotony of human existence episode and begins to spiral into a deep depression about how dull and uninteresting his life and eventually tries to kill himself episode
>It's a drug dealer refuses to sell Truman roofies, and when he skulks around the park at night there are inexplicably policemen waiting to escort him home episode
Pre-18 Truman was censored when nude or in sexually compromising situations. After his eighteenth HBO cut a deal to air 'Truman After Dark', featuring pay-per-view content of his sexual exploits.
Truman may have wondered why Sasha Grey kept approaching him in nightclubs to have sex with him in voyeuristic positions, but decided not to question it
>Its a "Truman wants to stay home and relaxing but the ratings are quite low this trimester so the producers decide to fill the house with snakes" episode.
>it's a Truman is jacking off to Brazilian fart porn again episode
>it's a Truman becomes increasingly sexually aggressive with the women around him to the point where the producers have no choice but to remove all women from Seahaven in an attempt to curb his rapey tendencies, at which point the show becomes a speculative fiction look at a world without women and Truman continues to vent his sexual frustration by assaulting the buttholes of effeminate men episode
I remember this one, I bought the Blu-rays. "Brave New World" was the title of this arc
>It's Truman's wife realized she gets paid to have sex on camera.
>It's a "Truman gets food laced with high doses of ketamine because his handler was actually a whacko that wanted revenge on the show cause they fired him two years ago, so Truman starts to freak out every time he sees rectangular objects because his brain cannot process some of the basic geometric shapes and they have to reshape Seahaven's architecture into houses that look like domes and circular sheets of paper and tell Truman that these are the new Federal mandatory shapes" episode.
>It's a "Truman has a nightmare but no one will talk about it with him so he gets addicted to anti-depressants" episode
>It's a Truman stays awake until 4am thinking about the sheer size of the universe and how difficult it is to comprehend that your mind will stop functioning once you die, essentially trapped in a blank space of nothingness for trillions of years until the inevitable heat death of the universe and the extinction of all life that will ever exist episode.
>It's a "Truman shouts nigger to a hobo so the next day he is introduced to his new co-worker Mutambe and everyday during the lunch break Mutambe knees Truman in the balls and when he tells his co-workers nobody believes him" episode.
>raising a moral dilemma about the show itself episode
kek
I had high hopes for the show again but when kept happening and stunts like happened I lost interest. I miss the Truman episodes where he'd get blind drunk and start groping the extras who would almost break character.
I miss that period of time after he got saved from car accidents a few times when all the stunt drivers had to constantly swerve to avoid Truman as he'd basically play human frogger.
I heard some of those guys ended up in hospital! I know it's fucked up but it's funny because Truman doesn't know how valuable he is so he just keeps acting like a retard....
Ahhhh... fun times.
I was just thinking, right, does anyone remember that Derren Brown program in britbong where he would hypnotise people and put them in ridiculous insane situations?
Like one week he convinced a guy he was in a zombie apocalypse to force the guy to exercise bravery
Well, it wouldn't be very hard to do a truman version. Find a largely abandoned town/city like Scunthorpe or one of the multitudes of abandoned cities in china, find a volunteer who thinks they're entering a normal tv reality show, drug them as soon as they sign the papers and then place them in the town with no explanation but where a team of hired actors will act like they've known the guy their entire lives
The game is seeing how long it takes the guy to figure out what's going on or goes insane
>addicted
>anti-depressants
p1ao1
>it's a "Truman gets drunk and pisses all over the 2 billion dollar set" episode
The producers have to hate those but they are always the best ones.
It would be expensive to pull off, we're talking thousands of actors here - most of them would also be performing when the person isn't in sight, you would need people covering every single road and path in the town (not to mention all the cameras and props).
>it's a Truman fucking dies episode
wut
If they found a small town, they could just pay the inhabitants a grand each not to say anything
>Its a OP tries to revive a stale meme and everyone chugs along like the faggots they are episode.
You guys are what is killing this board. /film/ when chinkmoot?????
A chinaman would do it for a few RMB and some rice
There are farmers who make 10 euros per year
No, the people who are killing this board are the ones who don't enjoy threads like this and who use the word "kino" unironically.
>its a "Truman discovers Sup Forums episode" and for the next 10 years of the show he starts shitposting on a taiwanese basket weaving forum for 14 hours a day while his wife works to support him
what a wonderful life that would be
>it's a "Truman keeps cutting chunks of hair off women he knows then uses them to gag himself while masturbating" episode
I can imagine it now:
>months of planning, millions of advertising funds poured into the show
>Derren Brown introduces the show as his greatest experiment of all time
>thousands of cameras tactically placed around the town
>broadcast to the world
>it's all ruined because the chosen person unexpectedly masturbates on national TV
Why hasn't anyone made a comedy with the story of truman show? Would be fucking hilarious
>it's a "reformed Truman discovers Trumanposting and is forced to remember all the fucked-up shit he's done in his life and has a nervous breakdown" episode
The constant capeshit posting, baneposting, racebaiting and thinly veiled political threadd(from both Sup Forums and /leftypol/) have murdered this board. No one uses kino seriously.
Are you retards aware Truman Show was a fucking MOVIE and not a real reality show?
Christ, this site sucks.
>it's a truman farts on about the life changing experience that is 2001 episode
>It's a "the real Truman discovers The Truman Show movie, thinks to himself the similarities to his own life are purely coincidental, and doesn't even question his reality for a moment" episode
I would watch the shit out of that show, though its unlikely it would ever get even considered for production, because of all the ethical issues.
>Using sedating and memory obscuring drugs
>The extreme stress of the situation
>The possibility of self harm / suicide.
>The strong relationships he forms would ultimately be fake, which could lead to later depression.
>PTSD
>And of course the fact that he doesn't know cameras are watching him and he has no privacy.
The Truman Show is a comedy
Thinking about it I wouldn't even be mad if it happened to me, my life is so fucking boring.
...
Yeah but I mean a dark comedy with stories like OPs
This is just autism as a post
>It's a "Truman secretly vandalizes the school with swastikas and several holocaust survivors happen to visit his classroom the next day, but instead of changing his ways he spraypaints their cars with swastikas and the phrase 'oven dodgers'" episode
>It's a "Truman opens by accident a CP webm on Sup Forums" episode.
>it's a Truman discovers a roll for your sissy punishment image and ends up cumming in his own mouth panty clad ass in the air all because he rolled double zeroes mid season finale
>It's an episode that starts with a psa apologising for accidentally broadcasting cp nationwide
What did the actress who played his wife do when her shift was over? Did she have to bang him over and over while the whole country watched?
What would happen if Truman called someone who was off work and at their real life, they just had to return to the set?
I don't remember any of this shit.
>It's a Truman is puzzled after finding turds on the vegetables aisle
I know walmart is putting a lot of money, but did they really need to build one in Seahaven?
>Its a Truman has a world famous Truman Day Long Jack-A-Thon
For those who dont remember, from season 16 to about 20, every so often we would get an episode where all Truman would do was stay home and jerk off. He would start in the morning, and edge for like 5 hours straight, taking 15 minute breaks periodically to drink water. It was fucking epic when it first started, but by the 7th time it was kind of boring
>its a "guest starring Mel Gibson episode
Comfy
Her 'shift' never ended
It was a full time job
She only got a break when he went to work or hung out with his buddies
>Its a Truman saves a cp webm by accident episode
>its a Truman does nothing but jerk off to that webm for a week episode
>Its a Truman shits his pants in fear and begins to suspect his wife of snooping when he finds it's been deleted from his computer.
>It's a Truman notices all the children in the town seem to have mysteriously disappeared overnight
>It's a Truman's wife is confused that all browsing history data has been wiped off her PC episode
>You are actually being filmed right now
>The producers thought you would be interesting when you were a baby but as you grew up you ignored all of their interferences and made bane jokes instead
>They can't get their hands on another star and the set is far too expensive to get rid of
>The show now has 3 viewers and the set has been emptied of extras and real people moved in and it's just treated as a slightly strange city
2001 is a very good movie.
They lived on set didn't they?
Now I seriously wish there was a Truman show series where the protagonist goes through these phases, it seems perfect as a TV series even more so than a movie, come on Hollywood, I now you love to revive dead IPs.
Did they ever address the other children that must have lived in that town? The ones who would have been born at the same time as Truman, his classmates, his schoolyard crushes. Were they kept in the dark until they were old enough to be reliable actors? Did Truman ever notice the day some of his friends mysteriously became one sided in their behavior? When his little girlfriend suddenly became a bit more uncomfortable? When he felt more eyes on his back?
>It's a "Truman violently punches his wife in the stomach for disobeying him again" episode
>Hey I James, remember how we were friends before summer break
>You look a little... differ-
>Hair cut! I.... got a hair cut over the summer break.
>it's a "Truman gets curious and searches Lolita on imagefap and then microwaves his computer" episode
That one hit close to home
>it's a Truman wants to go on a cruise so they make a fake ship sink in the water episode
I'm sure she'd "Vista her mother" to take vacations
fuck
>It's a "Truman makes his cousin touch his penis at his 12th birthday" episode
I remember how the controversy almost destroyed the whole show
>It's a writer's strike season so Truman is duped to believe he's caught the Zika Virus and must remain isolated at home until the strike is over
>it's a "14 year old Truman gets wasted at a house party and ends up fucking another 14 year old in her mother's bed" episode
Man, the teenage seasons really were the best.
I wish the film actually explored the weirder possibilities of the concept.
>clearly didn't watch the movie.
so relate-able haha, god if i had a nickel for everytime...
>it's a "Truman's gf leaves him so he spirals into depression and never leaves the house anymore and starts masturbating to internet porn so much his penis becomes scarred and he loses all nerve feeling and it fucks his brain up so he can't even enjoy masturbating anymore and starts taking high dosages of antidepressant pills in order to sleep all day and not feel anything, losing several pounds in the process and turning into a ghastly looking shadow of what he used to be"
haha, this show was so realistic...
...
>starts masturbating to internet porn so much his penis becomes scarred and he loses all nerve feeling and it fucks his brain up so he can't even enjoy masturbating anymore
Holy shit is that a real thing?
Do you still get morning glory?
>it's a "Truman finally looks at himself in the mirror and realize he's become anorexic and wants to kill himself but is too much of a pussy to do it because he was raised in a non-religious environment and has no concept of heaven or hell and couldn't even start to believe in it if he wanted to, so he'd rather suffer alive than face the bleak option of eternal nothingness forever because despite all this he hasn't entirely given up yet and that just hurts him so much more" episode
You guys make me feel better about my life.
>It's a Truman romanticizes eternal nothingness and imagines it's just like a calm sleep that lasts forever episode
Yeah and your hair falls out and your fingernails get thick like tree bark
>it's a truman watches TDKR and independantly develops baneposting on the fake online communities set up for him episode
>tfw /film/ will never happen and Hiroshima will never split Sup Forums into east and west.
Its a "Truman has a perfectly good group of friends but the network feels the need that he needs a more racially diverse group so all his friends move out of the neighborhood at the same time and he feels that is because he did something wrong for three whole seasons" episode.
>split Sup Forums into east and west.
Why would you possibly do that?
So that nintendo fans wouldn't trigger the super-serious xbone players?
What about games like dark souls?
PES?
Literally the stupidest idea i've ever heard but maybe that's why I don't browse Sup Forums
>Its the "Steve's shitshow" episode
I fucking love that one. Truman grew some balls, left his beta friend at the party and hooked up. Never happened again, but it was fucking worth it
Checked.
>It's a "Truman opens a gay porn webm by accident and the network tries to shill a gay boyfriend story arc only for Truman to become increasingly homophobic with every network attempt at Truman's sexuality" episode.
Very angry for a guy who "doesn't" browse Sup Forums
>It's a Truman is 14 years old when his older cousin locks him in a room with her at a house party and offers to get undressed for him, only for Truman to sperg out about how, if his life were a movie, that movie would then be rated 18+ should she do that, and his parents wouldn't let him watch that movie, so she leaves the room and never speaks to him again episode
which one is that one??
user pls... stop... ;_;
I'm not surprised few people know about this one.
>10th season of the Truman show. Truman is only 11 years old.
>Some guy named Steve that was working in the lighting department does a mayor fuck up and one of the huge dome light goes off in the middle of the night.
>Boy Truman sees the light out his window, goes after it. Meanwhile they try to shut it down but is impossible.
>Long story short they have to pretend that Truman is abducted by aliens and gets scarred for life.