How can I get a girlfriend? I'm an antisocial, depressed, anxiety ridden guy

How can I get a girlfriend? I'm an antisocial, depressed, anxiety ridden guy.

Please don't suggest clubs and/or bars. I highly dislike those scenes.

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You can't. That's the truth.

Fuck it. What do you like to do? be brutally honest.

Online is a good place. As long as you dont lie about how you look or how you act you can find chicks anywhere. Only problem is you gotta hope they aint lying about who they are.
Not just through dating sites either. My first wife I met through video games.

Learn to like yourself first man girls can smell desperation especially if youre lonely alot
My advice is take lsd or mdma and teach yourself to accept yaself

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Don't try.

It's pretty easy to find out if you're being catfished or not. If they don't want to facetime or skype you, or even talk on the phone. You're probably being catfished. Be smart about it.

Yeah what this dude said.

Looks like I'm the "Girl" for you.

improve yourself, fuck getting a girlfriend if you are in a bad spot

OKCupid

Beta male, got it.

You will not get a girlfriend unless you interact with girls - you have to actually socialise. If you have too much anxiety to deal with socialising, then you need to boost your self-confidence, get some help, maybe medication, work out, whatever - until you can actually go socialise with another human being.

You've got to look at this from the girl's point of view, too - why would she date someone that never socialised, is too anxious to talk to her and generally acts like a mopey fuck all the time?

tl;dr - improve yourself first, girlfriend will come later when you stop being a hermit

50/50 odds, but it'd probably end up making things worse for you.

If you are such a miserable, depressed, antisocial, whatever the fuck, what makes you think anyone would even want anything to do with you? You'd just be baggage to them, dragging them down. They'll know before you even open your mouth to talk to them that you would be nothing but an encumbrance to them. Hence, why it would only make your life worse in the end, because the only ones that would want anything to do with you will be as bad, if not worse off than you.

Basically, you're fucked. Good luck user.

These dudes are right. I'm pretty anti-social myself. Online is definitely easier, you just can't be dumb about it. I know you said you don't like the going out scene, but drunk whores are a dime a dozen; Even if you hate yourself the next morning, you get over it quicker than you think.

Browse reddit for gone wild girls xd

Internet.

I don't really have any interests, tbh. Games get me through the day, but it's nothing I'm passionate about.

Online doesn't work for me. I've gotten zero matches in the past 1 year on any dating site/app. So, that shows how uninteresting I am.

Medication doesn't help, I'm on the strongest meds you can get. I don't like working out, the muscly look disgusts me.

tinder, make an effort to look better and its not hard. ie; if youre fat af, lose some weight and maybe work out. working out will also give you confidence after a month or so. If you arent fat, i recommend working out regardless but dont worry about it too much if you arent. take a shower, wear a clean t-shirt with nothing on it and some nice jeans and take some pics in a car or in a decently lit area. if you have a scraggly looking beard clean it up or trim it a little. Use aftershave if you get rid of it comletely as it will stop you from getting zits or ingrown hairs. Superlike people who seem similar to you and like people who you think have interesting qualities. Dont be desperate and dont try too hard. be yourself. girls someone out there will like you for you. If you start messaging someone and they dont respond dont get dejected. there are lots more people out there who will be interested in you, all it takes is time to find them. i promise you, you will find someone to chat with after a couple weeks. if you like them then go out with them after being friends for a month or so. Dont like people because theyre pretty, actually reed their bios as some of the chicks who are pretty tend to be vapid and shallow. a few minutes in a betas presence will either have them walking all over you for your money or rejecting you. I promise you, read the bios and pay attention to the pics and you will find someone who will date or at least fuck you and youll get a bit more confidence.

one last bit of advice. dont go all sob story on them the first time you meet them or unload on them all at once. girls arent as understanding as most guys like us are. just hold it in and maybe talk about something like that if they ask about it or maybe 4 or 5 dates in. dont bring it up out of nowhere. Goodluck and godspeed comrade

But what if I'm the one that doesn't want to facetime or talk on the phone? I hate that shit

Get some friends, even internet friends and go somewhere, fucking anywhere and be amazed that out in the wild girls do exist and they're fucking desperate to ride cock.

When I stopped being a depressed cuck I was suddenly amazed at how many skanks there are pretty much everywhere. Even at nerdy events there were slutty cosplay girls everywhere and if you weren't up to that then chubbies who'd fuck anything with a dick and legs.

TL;DR: Go outside and do something

Again bro just use video games. Or like discord. Dont aporoach her telling her you wanna date her. Become her friend first. Feel out how she is. Then make ya move.

A t-shirt with nothing on it? What do you mean?
Also gonna redirect you to Tinder doesn't work for me :/

>kill self
>69 virgins in heaven for killing an infidel
Your existence is haram

What do you mean by use video games? Also no clue what Discord is.
Thanks for the advice man

I don't have money or a job. Work is hard as fuck to find where I am.
Also I'm not looking for a fuck, sex doesn't appeal to me.

a pure black t-shirt or something similar. That is because i dont trust your sense of style as i dont know anything about you. a shirt with a bit of designs is fine but it shouldnt be an obscure anime shirt or some niche bs on the shirt. as for tinder, try cleaning yourself up a bit in your pics. do the aforementioned cleaning tips and youll be fine. dont do so much that it looks like you intentionally got ready for a photo like gelled hair or someshit. itll fuck it up. as for tiner, be on it every day and use your super like and all likes every day. i promise you, it will find someone if you arent literally the ugliest thing anyone has ever seen. I doubt you are though.

Just realize, everyone is someones type. some femanon would be ideal for a GF for me but unfortunately most of the chicks i am interested in are hard to find as they stay in basements and dwell there like me

Idk i met a lot of friends through online games and shit you feel. Its easy to make friends online because nost of em dont care what you look like.

I hear ya man, That shit is awkward as fuck no matter what. It's just a way to know if you're being played or not.

Then make some money, odd jobs, flip some shitty cars. I've done all sorts to make a dime before where I am now and could still pull. $40 will get you a long way with any broad.

I used it at least 12 hours a day for an entire year swiping right on every girl and got no matches, dude. My friend said my profile pic was probs the best picture he'd seen of me, too.

Oh? I haven't even met anyone through online gaming, hahaha. Then again, I tend to keep to myself a lot.

odd jobs? I can't even afford a shitty car for myself.

There are ways to talk to girls who are into games. Discord man. Start there.

I am curious about your looks but i realize asking for a picture would be in poor taste. perhaps ask your mom for what types of clothes she thinks youd look good in. she may be your mom, but she a women who probably has decent taste. i dont know. All i can suggest is keep trying. Things work out if you persist.

I don't even meet any dudes from games, let alone the 1% that are chicks.

I don't have parents, yo.

There has to be some female that exist who would be willing to tell you what clothes you would look best in. even if theyre a co-worker. Dating is an image game until the second date. because they still dont know too much about you and only have your image to base all of their ideas about you off

You're a lost cause.

I don't know any females, and I don't have a co-worker since I'm jobless..

Thanks

Start easy get some female friends.

(Don't try to fuck them, simply learn about women from them, and learn how to be less antisocial)

Once you have 2-3 of those, you can ask them for help.
And if you managed to get real friends they will help you, get a real girl friend.
Listen to them.

Then you've got more serious psychological/mental problems to deal with rather than worrying about how to get a gf.

*stinks*

Really man? You're not even trying

You think you're gonna come out like jacked roid head with regular workouts?

You know that takes years and years, and yes a shit load of steroids.

There's a difference between that and having a lower body fat % / athletic look which is always more attractive

you could go the crazy route.
Is healthcare free where you are?
If yes you could start group therapy.

there will be crazy chicks

women are a jewish lie

how tf are those psychological problems

Athletic look has muscles, I hate that look dude.

Honestly OP, reading through this thread it's quite evident that you're a fucking loser who doesn't put in even the slightest effort to better yourself. Man up and grab life by the balls you fucking beta-male cuck otherwise girls will NEVER go for you. It's either that or kill yourself you miserable twat. People like you disgust me, waste of fucking space.

Healthcare is, but therapy isn't free.

Tried it, didn't go as planned aye

>Athletic look has muscles, I hate that look dude.
What a cop-out. Newsflash, girls like that look. You lazy fucking twat.

Lmao you can't even kill yourself? Jesus christ you're more of a loser than I thought. This thread is quite honestly comical. Get a grip mate, this is fucking sad.

>I'm an antisocial, depressed, anxiety ridden guy.
girls don't like that. they want somebody, who is the exact opposite, because if you live with somebody, you will somewhat become like him/her. they want somebody, that makes them happy. you have to solve your problems first.

P.S. don't kill yourself. do drugs or become the next hitler. you have nothing to lose anyway

As I said - you're not trying

You're shutting every piece of advice you're given

I'd rather be happy with how I look, tard

No ty, drugs are bad.

Only yours. I'm listening and asking for more advice to everyone else.

>No ty, drugs are bad.
so you're depressed and have anxiety and can't talk to people AND you're boring af. you want nothing --> you wil get nothing

Lmao, you're calling me a tard? You're the one asking for advice on a chinese cartoon chatroom whilst simultaneously shutting down everyone's advice who are just trying to help you better yourself. You're a fucking lost cause mate. I'd tell you to give up but it's evident you already have. You miserable, narcissistic, boring, lazy cunt.

Look, people have said to get jobs, find girls online (tinder, discord) and you say you can't.

I know your situation. I'd never been with a girl in my life until recently. So I was on holiday one night and I was sick of it. I said fuck it, when to the beach at night and met/made out with this cool foreign girl. It was unexpected, but it happened because I made it happen.

It's small things like that

If I'd stayed home and sulked, I'd be exactly where I was before. You have to DO something, we can't do it for you.

I'm accepting and asking for more advice. You're sitting there shouting nonsense .

Drugs don't = fun.

>I'd rather be happy with how I look
Well that's obviously not working for you now is it? Hahahahahaha! Why are you so delusional?

I said I don't have a job, not that I can't. I said I haven't had any luck, not that it won't happen. I said I have no idea what the fuck Discord is and no one told me.

I don't see what the beach thing has to do with this, but okay.

u seem to be in murica.
just send the same message to 500 fuckable girls on some dating app

No.1 get out of the fucking house, you'll never meet anyone here !

No.2 find out what women in general like to do, i'e their hobbies

No.3 find out what women go for in a man

No.4 change your shitty attitude to life, get a job get a place of your own that you can bring women back to

No.5 stop looking at hot women, lower your standards (beauty is really just skin deep, and most good looking women will have some sort of sexually transmitted disease/some piece of shit's child)

No.6 get yourself a cycle (assuming your a fat bastard) women want a fit guy, and riding a bike will eventually get you there

No.7 go to a martial arts club (at the very least you'll gain some self confidence at best you'll meet women )

No.8 don't be a pussy and give up try try and try again untill your fucking red raw

>I'm accepting and asking for more advice.
No you're not, you're literally shutting down everyone with useful advice that actually involves bettering yourself. How can't you see that?

>You're sitting there shouting nonsense
The truth hurts. It may not be what you want to hear but it definitely is what you need to hear. Girls don't dig you because you're a miserable cunt. Once you accept that, you can start bettering yourself.

>Drugs don't = fun.
you sure never tried heroin then

My god, it has to do with getting out the fucking house and doing something, see

I'd suggest you start at the beginning

dothethingneedsdoing.com

+1
OP - I suggest overdosing and ending your miserable existence. It'll be the best thing you've ever done and everyone will thank you for it.

I r not in Murica

I'm asking advice from everyone except you, cause you're not giving any.

I do get out of the house, that doesn't make people hire me?

wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend

Here some screenshots of a thread about this, Sup Forumsro posted some good advice
(Pics may be out of order, can't read the thumbnail)

youtube.com/watch?v=cO1ifNaNABY

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I've given you heaps of advice, scroll up you dumb fuck.

girls are materilistic whore , and they care for social value of product including you . keep this in mind and generate materialistic item with u in no time girls will like you .. this include your physical

are you still here ?
get off of the fucking computer
get down to your local supermarket
if you get a smile from someone, don't fuck it up by saying you suffer with depression
smile
is goes a fucking long way

even better get a job at your local supermarket
at least you'll have some money to splash out with

if you don't do something soon all the women left will be the ones with someone else's kids,
and people in your area 'll start thinking your a pedo

pretty good advice actually 8/10

why would someone ask for the time if they have it? I don't understand.

The supermarket isn't open at 8:30pm yo
and I've tried to get a job there, still applying to it tho

OP listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about

Don't listen to any of these disgusting tryhard fat desperate neckbeard cucks in this thread. You're fine the way you are and you don't need a girlfriend. Women are trash (much like 99% of the losers in this thread) and the sooner you realize you don't need them the better.

>You're fine the way you are and you don't need a girlfriend.
exactly, go back playing video games you moderately like and live a fulfilling life

It's just to get used to talking to girls, you ask for the time multiple times until you don't worry, then you make it a little harder. I think in the end it's supposed to give you confidence to go up to random girls and talk

recommend new games plz

Ahh okay, thanks for clearing that up. I'm retarded.

>I'm retarded.
Yeah we already knew that from reading through your posts.