A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

Only if you are bisexual. My girl would not be very happy if I did not share.

that would never ever happen in any situation whatsoever.

if she breathes, she's a thot
LET'S KILL DA HO
BEEEEEETCH

wat

agree, obviously.

yet another the usual daily gaytrap thread.

always with that same pic.

since i hate losing, and never did, i never lost my virginity.
plus she looks like a thot, her pussy must be dry as fuck

I'd die of shock

>impregnate her that same night
>keep having sex for 2-3 weeks before she knows shes pregnant
>move out of town
>die alone having a child i never met
even thinking about it gets my dick super hard

you are cute
be happy, friendo

Ehh actually I'm already banging your little sister. She has bigger tits than you and her eyes don't suffer from whitaker-syndrome. But I could use a quick suck right now, sure

BEGONE THOT

kek

I wanna slap my sweaty balls against that manchin

i love you all people of the thot patrol

No, but we can be FWB

Are threads just created by bots now? Sup Forums is stale as fuck

whats fwb?

Google it gramps

wake up.

yare yare daze...
you can't pay back what you owe...
with thotness!
SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE SHIT TASTE
OVERFLOWING SHIT TASTE!

cry

take her to a speech therapist for that stutter.

oh great, this guy again

...guy?

Well, it depends if we're able to hold a conversation together.
We try to go on a date, and get to know each other, and our interests better.
(Implying: As I am very intelligent/lazy, I don't want to sensor myself at home too.)