Meanwhile in the red half of Manchester

Meanwhile in the red half of Manchester...

£1,000,000 per week

fucking genious, Mourinho.
gets rid of the dead wood. pays for Pogba in the process.

>I want Van Gaal again
Shut the fuck up, United is an adult club again

Don't get the headline pun.

Ruby Tuesday? Absolute dire if so.

He's coming home to the Galaxy lads

Fuck. I guess this is a good move but Rooney is a legend for the club. Hopefully he'll be back when he retires in some way.

:(

SOOOOO GOOOODBYE ROONEY TUESDAY, WHO COULD HANG A HAIRLINE ON YOU, WHEN IT CHANGES WITH EVERY ROO DAY, YOU MUST REALLY MISS IT

1 million a week for that lazy fat uselss cunt?

the world has gone fucken mad

Probably be at the end of the season that he will go.

kek they greentexted the record breaker part

Nah. It's more like £750,000 a week apparently.

Thank fuck this waster will be off the books soon. The "injury" that he's had for the last month is just another cover for his alcoholism.

>tfw too intelligent for Manchester United

Hope that means he won't get picked for England.

Wonder what will happen. He won't retire with a World Cup around the corner

Player manager when?

wouldn't be to sure about that. The transfer window in China is still open.

Its actually pathetic that united are doing this now just to try to upstage Man Citys great result.

It's Rooney's team that's released it lad. Jose didn't include him for tomorrow's game. Rooney camp is obviously pissed off.

The Mirror isn't the least bit reliable about anything. Your dog's farting asshole is more reliable.

he kinda reminds me of pic related

GOOOOOODBYE ROONEY TUESDAY, WHO COULD HANG A GOAL ON YOU, WHEN YOUR HAIRLINE GOES WITH EVERY NEW DAY, WE WON'T REALLY MISS YOU

Come on Nigel, a fucking Yank doesn't have to tell you how the song goes

solid 8/10 man if im being honest, damn us english are just so good looking

should have left with fergie desu

Does Rooney actually think he has negotiating power?

>playing in China for any price

Teams basically imprison their players in barracks

Mourinho has handled the Rooney situation pretty well

Don't mind if he leaves, don't trust The Mirror tho bruh.

What are you talking about?

They're treated like fucking royalty.