How long no sex Sup Forums? Why?
How long no sex Sup Forums? Why?
like 6 yrs. last time i tried i was really drunk and tired - lasted about 15mins with this 3/10 bar skank nurse before going floppy. Really wrecked my confidence. Haven't tried since.
3 months
21 years because beta
About 6 days. My girlfriend sent some texts last night implying we were gonna fuck but then when I got off of work, we were both too tired.
two months. long distance and a bad back.
24 years
I wonder what kind of wizard I am going to be...
...
coming up for 2 years i dont think im trying hard enough
23 years, no girls find me attractive, and being gay is off limits in my country
The boys in my grade talked about sex a lot. Some of them even told me that they had sex with their girlfriends. This was the most devastating and traumatizing thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Boys having sex at my age of Fourteen? I couldn’t fathom it. How is it that they were able to have such intimate and pleasurable experiences with girls while I could only fantasize about it? I frequently started asking myself. This was an all-boys school… How in the hell were those boys even able to meet girls to have sex with? I wondered. I hoped they were lying. I hoped against all hope. [...] and one of my obnoxious classmates named Jesse was bragging about having sex with his girlfriend. I defiantly told him that I didn’t believe him, so he played a voice recording of what sounded like him and his girlfriend having sex. I could hear a girl saying his name over and over again while she panted franticly. He grinned at me smugly. I felt so inferior to him, and I hated him.
6 months
I've been with my sex drive low for past 9 months or so. Going after sex doens't feel worth it anymore
It's been two long days. She's stuck working on the weekend, so I have to wait a few more days for us to have sex again.
where do you live user?
like 3 weeks, haven't gone out.
latvia
>voice recording
Did you feel the first time having sex that it wasn't all it was hyped up to be?
I remember feeling like that my first time - but still i wanted to do it more.
>how long
13 years
>why
With my looks it takes way too much effort to keep one. Did it for 18 months and I was physically and mentally exhausted, not worth it for a warm wet hole to stick it into, and I'm not willing to date an uggo to be on equal grounds. So there you go.
2 months since my girl left. Armed forces so long distance. Sends me nudes daily and we vid chat 4 5 times a day so its not all bad.
2hours fags
My frist time was kinda weird, It was with a lesbian, to this day I'm the only guy she even kissed, it was on the floor because she started bleeding and the bed wasn't ours, she didn't knew how to bend properly and my dick kept sticking out. So pretty bad
Last time I did it was with a pretty slutty girl that lives two blocks away, it was great, but it was very easy. This was after I had lost my sex drive though
About 14 hours.
26 yrs.
I've had at least one opportunity but an early childhood trauma gave me trust issues and fear of intimacy.
Or some bullshit like that.
Yeah right. We all know that's a fictional country.
How interesting... my first wasn't that hot - and after a couple of times having sex she told me she was bisexual. That messed with my head a little and i ended up dumping her. It would be two years until my next sexual encounter (a one night stand) then it's been pretty sparse since then. But yeah sex drive pretty low these days.
About six hours.
She is cheating on you cuck fag lol.
Translation: I am weak and can't get over shit.
22 years and going
Translation: I am an ignorant bastard that ignores scientific evidences.
Are you fucking retarded, or trying to be clever?
it never did
6 years.
I've been in a relationship for about 10 years. The sex stopped, and I've yet to cheat even though I've been looking around for about five years for a good side chick.
8 years....
Last GF fucked with my head so much I have trust issues. Plus american women are fucked up, only really want you for your money, and will dump you as soon as they cant get their way ( like its your fucking fault they are bored). They have no accountability, and view men as only as a means to get what they want.
5 months.
I broke it off with a QT Asian girl because she was Physco-crazy and police had to get involved on numerous occasions. And she threated me with a box cutter. The sex was amazing tho.
I'm a kinda complicate phase of life right now, I should be looking for a girlfriend, but it seems like everyone worth knowing is already inside my social group, and I don't want nor should go to the trouble of trying something serious with them.
I did meet a girl outside my group that caught my atention, I might even say I had a crush on her, but after two hookups and some fingerbanging action she dumped my for some random guy she stayed with for a month before going to the other side of the world in australia. She is coming back in the end of the year so maybe I can work from it.
But all in all I'm having the trip of my life with girls I kinda now in a year ( they'll close an whole city for a week for party porpuses ) and I'm hopping that by them I'll have the will to go after pussy again
Really, do the Tinder thing. One nighters and if you dont fuck up the first couple of times you can get a regular thing going.
Wear a condom. Dont fuck any chick thats been with a Tyrone.
21 years, am I successful?
>never (28 yo)
>beta
Do you feel like a big man now? You like picking on the vulnerable? You gonna brag about this post to all your big man friends are ya'?
tldr; Fuck you bitch
A year and 2 months, before that I was in 4 relationships in the span of 1 year and every single one of them had baggage or had mental issues so I cut it off before it got serious. After the 4th one made me watch dogfucker hentai to get herself in the mood I spent some time reflecting on wtf was happening and decided not to try and find a wife till i'm out of the region/country. (burning her stuff and the sheets we had um.. used, was a very satisfying and healing experience.)
tbh tho the sex was fucking amazing with that last one
No sex in too long. Me want sex, but sex no want me. Me feels angry. Me make america great again instead
3 months or so. Living at home with family. Paying off student loans. Work is sporadic.
I get hit on alot. I'm attractive and tall etc. When things were going better for me and I had a bit more dosh I was slaying t least a new girl once a week. Now I'm trying to get myself out of this pinch.
sons of animals
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>I should be looking for a girlfriend
Man, get over that shit, societal pressure and all.
>by them I'll have the will to go after pussy again
Well, good luck to you user, if that's what you really want.
dude, go hang out more with your friends and meet girls as well. You have to seduce the girls, work for it you know. It doesn't get to you, like your mommy with a spoon filled with food. Meeting girls and fucking them is the first lesson to become a real man. And real man put work in things
Not even close to a wizard yet.
Try harder!
wtf, why not breaking up mate?
glad I'm Dutch. Only some girls are like that over here
I always get some.
Had two different chicks this week.
Its really easy when you grab them by the pussy.
29 years, because of phimosis.
show us, may be we can help?
Well that's no excuse, i have phimosis but i've fucked three chicks in my time. That being said I've never had a blowjob... but if the lights are out and you put your johnny on - it makes no difference.
Oh you unlucky soul.
I'm just too neurotic to get physical. I'm not even ugly.
7 years, no woman will fuck me
quads check
haha jokes on you I was only pretending
and no men?
Now that you make me think of it, 10 years.
Literally a decade long dry spell. I have passed on three girls who were overtly down to fuck me in that time, one of them has shown interest on multiple occasions.
I know I'm out of shape, I know I would be lousy at sex.. and I feel like sleeping with those girls would be admitting my value. They are low value women, and I don't want to be known to sleep with them.
Basically just trying to improve myself.
Few of them tried I'm not gay, actually wish I were I wouldn't have gone without it for as long
29 years
Extremely self conscious about my body
Maybe you should stop playing video games all day and stop eating ice cream sandwiches. Move out of your parents house.
Never im going to become a virgin 30 year old god
Maybe too self conscious about your body? Just asking. I have too high standards myself.
hmm good advice, but... WHY?
So you're fat big deal get an ugly or average look girl
Mods?
about 4 months, because it's hard to go out and find women to drag back home. The last one came to me.
About 9-10 months (no hookers allowed).
And because after my girlfriend broke up with me I didn't found any girl ... :(
>to become a virgin 30 year old
>god
Haloperidol?
about a year. but in fact, nope never had it.
My 'real' virginity was taken on tramway through vibrations to my outer thigh. And I didn't even smile or thank the girl, just stayed there gobsmacked, hate myself for that
>Single sheltered child who never played with other kids. Kids would play with me, or I would play games with other kids. I was never picked upon as far as I noticed. I used to 'think' my best friend and I laughed a lot because laughing was a fun thing to do and funny stuff must have happened. A classmate asked me out in sixth grade via letter but I didn't know what that could mean, asked my father, he simply answered you're too young for that don't get into it, I didn't answer that girl, I fell in love for that simple childish ooh someone is into me shit, that lasted four years. Once out of that I decided to move on. I tried asking out a girl I was friends with, by summoning her and saying "er, would you go out with me". Of course, a kind no was the answer. What then was the point of responding to or ever thinking of lustful or romantic relationships with anyone if my one was denied.
cont. from >That cycle continued with three others over about ten years. I'm still in love with two of them while being long-term friends which might say something, one of which was in love with me at one point. Some girl asked me out in high school at one point, I said yes thinking I've got to try this at one point maybe love will come out of it. Would you know, we held hands, and kissed (what was the point of that??), and walked and talked and I was bored as shit, she broke up, I woohoo'd and decided there decidedly was no point to going out with someone I wasn't in love with to start with. More or less the same happened three years later except I suppose she proposed and initiated sex (spoiler alert: I couldn't care less, I would rather have queued up for two hours before a rollercoaster ride).
cont. from>Years rolled by, and today, at almost 25, I am a kissless social interaction virgin in all but name who discovered earlier this year that people communicate with rhythm and facial expressions and symbolic body gestures and what's important when someone is talking to you is not necessarily the deadpan content of their sentences (or maybe wordplay or sarcasm if one wants to get fancy). I like to think it's partly thanks to mushrooms but that's another issue: my mind would be just blank (for the first time in my life I had to actively think about music to have music in my head), and I started trying to show that I was thinking, horribly unsuccesfully, also, vibrations came on in my body the patterns and rythms of which I can kind of semi-consciously steer and which haven't turned off since
soon 23 yrs
>calls mods for some word salad of text.
Hi, and welcome to Sup Forums!
I'll be your guide.
If I'm right, it's been about a week...
I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.
I *think* that means we had sex.
One month, just moved states and don't know any fems here
unskyllt for being awful at greentext
I've only just noticed the need to reform myself. Thing is, can't listen, all I can hear are my own basic ramblings when talking to someone subverbally. And if I try and observe in a public space I feel an obligation to communicate to the person I'm intensely eyeing, and then the conversation, which never goes anywhere because I don't know what to say/suggest (and when I do it's nearly always after a perceived screw-up the idea of which I'm usually incapable of holding onto or even adapting for later reference, but that's cause I'm dumb), is polluted by my inanities. I'm currently building nearly the entirety of my vocabulary around "hey that's why I'm only listening don't mind me, see [dun duh dun dun dun dudun duh while flaying my arms around or whatever], it's not worth it, ooh wow noted for later reference, nope still not communicating with you from now on".
I watch ASMR videos.
I'm kinda mesmerized in places and I'm sure those videos are helping my subconscious in some form. I'm a romantic would you know
Would anyone ever want and try to rationalize thought/emotion faces and/or rhythmic communication in a pedagogical way for introverted dummies who know nothing about human interaction? I'll even dedicate a piece of music which you probably won't like to you if you do so in video form and post the link to it in this thread or to [email protected]
my whole life,sad,shy and just meh
Two years because of beta.
Interesting place. What do you do here?
Anally rape yourself you fucking faggot that girl is fucking fourteen holy shit. I cant be within 500 posts of her
Nothing in particular. Just.. things.
defenetly, good job
> less than 24 hours
I have a grill friend and I have to initiate sex every time she's probably cheating but I have no proof will continue to stick it in the hole until I confirm
Things.. you know?
What should I see except for /b?
all bout saving yourself till marriage tf
about a month
because I got 2 snotty little shits and live in a 2 room apartmet so I never get the chanse
And I'm too white to just takeoff and leave even though I thought about it several times
Tried to have oral sex with a crocodile.
THINGS??? WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
9 months
A month. My girlfriend is back here for school in a week. Were going to fan expo Toronto and also going to fuck like animals that whole weekend
Mods are quick.
You won't see much illegal content here anymore.
But every now and then...
Why did not try anal?
Miraculous things.
my entire life without sex
31 years and still kissless virgin
at least I ain't gay