Vocaroo request thread? I'll record anything within my range/capabilities. Copypasta? Songs? L-lewd? You name it

Vocaroo request thread? I'll record anything within my range/capabilities. Copypasta? Songs? L-lewd? You name it.

btw I'm a grill

vocaroo.com/i/s0uJfYmCxyCC

also: navyseals pasta because EVERY FUCKING THREAD SOMEONE ASKS FUCK YOU: vocaroo.com/i/s0TSGz9MV61o

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youtube.com/watch?v=yqWpeaYsOVE
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tits or gtfo...

say: BENJEN STARK IS MY DADDY

Say "The proletariat will seize the means of production!" in a cute voice please

This

vocaroo.com/i/s0IARIQL7tUr

vocaroo.com/i/s1iUQ3W7dhYa

vocaroo.com/i/s1eEVaci6vLe

Hi mom, can I get a,
"I am proud of you son"
-J1N5

*crying "I hate everything, ruin everything, kill everything, inflict pain on everything! Please Ganta, kill me now, put me out of my misery!"

thank you kindly femanon

Zoombie! What's up fam? Requesting:

"When she was little, I used to hold her down and eat her out for hours. Oh man, I'd just latch onto her cunt and lick until she was screaming. She'd try to crawl away, but it was so easy to hold her in place and just... make her take it."

are you the revy chick from yesterday

CRAWWWLING IN MY SKINN!

always baby boy

*Scared voice "But Mr.J you said you wanted to get rid of Batsy. I thought it would make you happy if I killed him for you! Pudding? Wha-What are you doing?" *scream

And hell is just a government creation
And all the information they solicit isn't nearly close to truth
It was clear since the alteration
Of the books our children study when they said Columbus discovered America oh, the ultimatum
Of telling you the truth but oh well I'm already in hell
I'm tired of havin' patience
So I'ma sell my soul and say some shit that fuckin' bothers you
Jesus wasn't white nor black, I can't knock it
Was somewhat a Arab and one hell of a prophet
Don't understand why J. Cole talkin' 'bout false prophets
But didn't mention higher-ups
Change your name to Amber Cole
These fucking entertainers is playing it by the rules
Sucking government dick for safety to stay cool
I'm absolutely disgusted by all of you motherfuckers
Tie your throat to a truck bed and pedal the metal quickly

Deep sexy voice.... i want to tongue you senseless

In a female voice
youtu.be/JAdDkFx0_6o
I'm giving up the ghost of love
And a shadow is cast on devotion
She's the one that I adore
Queen of my silent suffocation
Break this bittersweet spell on me
Lost in the arms of destiny
Bittersweet

You lying so low in the weeds
Bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down to my knees
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?

Could you describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys? But be as detailed and dirty as possible.

Don't want no short dick man
What in the world is that fucking thing
Do you need some fucking Tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest Dick I have ever seen...In my whole life
Get the Fuck outta here
Innie Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man

anything? ok...

seductive/domineering voice: "you are such a good little girly princess. Your adorable pink panties make you look so sweet and pretty"

It all to nothing
It all comes
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep
Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me down

Should i masturbate?

youtu.be/fMOMFb3EHZM
This plox, just the first part

vocaroo.com/i/s08MVuXu7cm6

vocaroo.com/i/s0LhnWgOEVJ5

vocaroo.com/i/s1uRKzWyZw5H

I'll be honest, it takes me a bit of time to pick up tunes of new songs, would take a while.

vocaroo.com/i/s1CrsvLbxrT3

vocaroo.com/i/s0yWwRpNzirv

Thanks so much op

"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in. There's two settings, low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now you just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"

Fuck you are a good singer. Thanks for the thread OP. Hope to hear from you again

loli voice:

"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"

>vocaroo.com/i/s0yWwRpNzirv
Thank you OP

This is the best thread I have seen I a while.

Please say "Skyrim belongs to the nords"

Thanks

Say "EVAN IS A LIL FUCKIN BITCH SPRANKTON"

Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away…

Say"It's time to kick gum and chew ass,and i'm all out of ass" please

vocaroo.com/i/s1yQhlHcAujt

vocaroo.com/i/s0hLksFz7nM4

vocaroo.com/i/s0CebrSq34js

yes

Attention whoring. How novel. Might I suggest that you take your irritating voice and fuck off back to wherever it is you came from.

Say: "please come downstairs" We need to talk." You know why I wanted to talk with you." (pause) You don't?" Well here is the problem" I feel honored that you love me, but it won't work" First and foremost I am your mother and you are still a young child" There are a lot of young girls at your age" (pause) What? "You only love me?" (shocked reaction) "Young man you will immediately put on your pants again." (pause)"Wait don't" I will give you a challenge young man." If you are able to satisfy your mommy with your cute peepee, then I will become your girlfriend. Ok?" (pause, followed up by moaning multiple times) "This is the 5th time already aren't you tired?" (more moaning) If you keep on fucking me like that I will go crazy.(moaning) Oh no, I feel it again. I am cumming. (moaning, "oh fuck yes"). (heavy breathing while saying) "Oh man I haven't felt that good in years" You convinced mommy. I will become your personal peepee fucktoy and girlfriend." (talk normal again) And now go to bed. School is tomorrow and I don't want you to be too tired. Good night hun.(kiss) I love you.

Please read that in a motherly kind of voice.

Fuck Me hard, motherfucker, harder, harder harder! YOU LIMP DICK SON OF A BITCH! OH YEAH! IM GONNA CUM *scream

Decear clear down egg!

Finally some one who actually has the range to do that song

You sound too professional, like pre-recorded voice lines in video games. It's too clean. Too sterile.

Not really believable.

This is my thread now.

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/c336ygapim7fuf5p

Tentacle memes?

"It's not a monster! That's my sweet little pet, and I think you two will get along wonderfully. Look, it's got holes for your arms and your legs, so you can give it a nice big hug. There we go. I know... you've heard these things were bred to *torture* women, but that's ridiculous. All it wants to do is show you love! It'll even feed you and take care of all your disgusting waste. There we are, get nice and comfortable. You're going to be here for a while."

Now this is a voice I can get behind. Can you say "hiromoot is a slanty-eyed cunt" or something else about the slut op. Or both. Badass voice.

Say "Hey kat it's me, I'm you from the future."
P.S. You sound like a guy I know

in a sexy voice say
"Hello dear"
"how big is ur pussy?"
"mm very nice pics"
"send me nakde pic snow you bitch"
"hello?"
"BITCH LASAGNA"

vocaroo.com/i/s0nKywi6l3JM

thank you

say "fuck me, fucker me harder and harder till you cum in my ass, PLEASE FUCK ME HARDER I WANT YOUR BIG DICK SHOVED DOWN MY ASSHOLE TILL YOU CUM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I"M ABOUT to CUM ahhh that was the best sex i've ever had"

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speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/r7izotgh9ryccioc

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/5uxkkyth7a7mr1vu

Can u pls say
"hi Julia this is Paul's new girlfriend Amelie. Apparently you thought I wasn't real, well I am real you stupid bitch, now leave my big dicked man alone cos he's mine and he can have my ass anytime he wants. Kisses babe."

If you say this you will be saving the pride of an user who has painted himself into a very small corner. Thank you in advance!

>speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/5uxkkyth7a7mr1vu
Flawless

I love you

"I need healing!" Say it like how genji says it

Pls say:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUUUUUCK ME URRRRRRRRRHGH!
But say it in a deaf tard voice Pls.

Say "Join the Kekistan Amino today and fight the edge lords and normies"

Both of you please

P.S here is the link to it aminoapps.com/c/KekistanArmies

Mommy's gonna take good care of her little man. Now show me your cute little dick

I felt slightly uncomfortable recording this but I did it anyway
speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/jopbhh8b5uy0d8ld

Thank you kindly

Awesome, thanks!

I thought you were a troll, but you did a pretty fuckin nice job m8

my heart belongs to OP, but you can be my side ho

>speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/jopbhh8b5uy0d8ld
That was the point of it thanks!

...

Asuka is worst girl

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You're welcome!

Since OP is MY side ho, that kinda makes you my side-side-ho by proxy

Oh my goodness....your voice is hot as fuck.

Masturbate and record yourself moaning

>vocaroo.com/i/s0c4GswVNs3w

T-thanks

What porn should i masturbate to op?

Requesting "You're waifu a shit, pleb" in a kawaii voice.

I need it for scientific purposes.

Holy shit I love both of you. Where can I find more of you?

Please say

"Ishi! I would kill for your hot thick cum to spill inside my dripping wet pussy..please fuck me till my pussy melts"

vocaroo.com/i/s1uJXeExvBwl

can you be my babysitter and jerk me off and talk about it while you do it? PLEEEEEASE

Are you friends with russianchan, vix, or revy?

vocaroo.com/i/s06BFBlcG9BE

Deep voice guy here, I occassionally bust into OP's threads to steal the show and piss her off. I don't have anything saved online.

Also, I'm gonna make food so I'll be away for like 10-20 minutes

Hey little bro.
I need to talk to you. I know that you have been peeping on your big sis for a long time. I also know that you couldn't take your eyes off my 7 inch futa cock while jerking your two inch pecker. There is nothing to be ashamed about that. Even mommy had a test ride on my dick and I am sure you heard her screams loud and clearly.

>(seductive whisper): I am sure you want to try it out too, don't ya. I would die to see your little dick flop up and down while I fuck you. How about it. If you want i can ask mom to suck you off while I ram my meat inside your tight boypussy.

"Yuri shall conquer the earth! The purest form of love and science babies is the only way to further humanity."

>vocaroo.com/i/s0wAuYDcxb1g
Well at least you tried.

How about you do some small penis appreciation?

vocaroo.com/i/s1tdYTQNrktu

vocaroo.com/i/s1oe619o9Knn

OP

Kawaii voice

say I love you Daddy Miguel

Fuck I really need to write you more femdom, you're killing it

"When I used to discipline him, I'd take a piece of gauze, soak it in lube, and just polish his little cock head with it until he was screaming. It was so easy. Even though he hated every second of it, his cock never got soft, so he came to hate even having the stupid thing."

Small penis humiliation pls

The "You're waifu a shit, pleb" turned out even better than I expected.

Cheers user, you're pretty okay.

Bumping for deep voice guy to say, "stupid, worthless, no-good, freeloading son of a bitch, retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk!"

I need you to say this in the cutest voice you can muster


YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

lolimode engage

"Why am I so tired? You gave me the sleepy drink again didn't you daddy? You think... you think you can keep FUCKING me... while... while I..."

could there possibly be a "Oh, yes. Christian! Christian!" in a moaning-like voice?

Eating ramen right now. After I'm done, sure.

holy shit TY

can op can you do the major form gits?
"your good with that rifle you son of a bitch, from now on your mine."
youtube.com/watch?v=yqWpeaYsOVE
its starts at 2:37

no

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vocaroo.com/i/s145b3YFBSt6

vocaroo.com/i/s0kYdM0NSxzh

I have a five month old kitten and he would like to say hi to you. He basically touched the screen of my laptop as he heard you voice.

Sweet thanks. I fucked up the quote, it's supposed to be this-

"stupid, worthless, no-good, God damn, freeloading son of a bitch, retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk!"

can we get a photo of the kitty

>vocaroo.com/i/s145b3YFBSt6
pics boi

OMFG TY, PLEASE DO THE ENDING TOO AND LET ME CUM

Could you please say "Hitler is my homie stop opressing him"

vocaroo.com/i/s0Nc764ewyBu

Ok last weird lewd shit from me today:

"You okay sweetie? Aw, you're thinking about Emma aren't you, all alone in her room with that nasty machine. She's probably cumming her brains out right now, you know. You should go pay her a visit! I'm sure she'd suck you off if you promised to turn it off for a few minutes..."

Wait a moment.