How did you lose your virginity

how did you lose your virginity.
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> I've got a girlfriend.
> I've fucked her.

>I've got a girlfriend
>She used to give me blowjobs and touch me
>"user, I want it now"
>"Isn't it too soon?"
>"I love you, just do it"
>Ok.jpg
>We were fucking
>Her phone rings
>It's her dad, she gotta pick it up
>My phone rings
>It's my mum, I gotta pick that up
>Both calls kill our mood
>We go back to cuddle
Worst sex ever... but:
>Next week
>At her's
>Parents not at home
>Fuck her nonstop for 45 minutes

> be on an online draw and guess site
>chat with a 16 years old girl from my country
>decides to meet up
>we hit it off
>she gives me a bj
>hurts like hell due to her braces
>decides to try 69
>I could smell her butthole
>boner dies.jpg
>hit it off
>cums within 3 minutte

Sex is overrated

Haven't crossed that bridge yet. Maybe in another 30 years I'll find someone willing to fuck me.

Guatemalan hooker.
>went to Guatemala
>fucked a hooker
Shit was so cash nigga

Go to cheap spanish whorehouse.
21 dollars.
Blows me.
Fuck her.
I last awhile.
Cum.
Leave.
Sex is overrated

Haven't yet, going to today. I'm about to go pickup some thin studded Trojans from Wal-Mart. Then I'm going to find some hoe on Craigslist.

>I could smell her butthole
>boner dies.jpg
nigga you gay

Lost my virginity with a hooker in amsterdam.

Friends dad paid me a hooker after dining at a restaurant. Brazilian chick 8/10 she said she was 18 but probably 25 ish. Lasted for 15 minutes. Sucked her big titties a lot. She seemed to enjoyed that a lot actually. Entire experience 7/10
>> I was 14 now 24

I dropped it on the sidewalk and it rolled through a sewer grate.

>Worked at McDonald's
>Another girl worked there
>We were both virgins
>We started hanging out together, drinking coolers, smoking weed
>We started making out a couple days later
>We started getting naked a couple days later
>We started feeling each other up a couple days later
>We fucked a couple days later

>be me
>16
>horny little bastard who just wants his first puss pump action
>hit up girl who is known to want me like crazy
>texting insues blah blah blah get her to come over that night
>take a few rips from the "itty bitty so my parents won't find it" pipe because my friends have told me it's legit as hell
>30 min later she arrives for the 1 am school night special
>Sneak her up through the back door to my bedroom
>Exchange MAYBE 2 sentences before we start shit up
>Reach for the drawer next to my bed where I stashed the condom for easy reach access
>As I go to pull it out she grabs my shirt before ripping it off and says "fuck it"
>To this day my dick has never been as hard as it was in that moment
>Fuck this Asian slut like a gorilla in heat
>She is so into it that I feel like my high ass is literally in a porno
>The dirty talk is unreal
>2 minutes go by and ol'Richard is getting ready to burst
>I tell her I'm about to nut and she stops and tells me to lay down on my back
>Yes ma'am
>She starts riding me like a champion Kentucky derby jockey as I lay there in awe
>5 seconds till lift off
>Say "I'm gonna cum"
>Doesn't stop
>Say it again but a bit louder and grab her waist
>She leans down and gets close as she is still riding
>"Fucking do it this pussy is yours"
>Boom
>Damn near black out
>In a state of pure ecstacy for 2-3 minutes after ejection
>Slowly gets off of me and lays down next to me
>She has the nerve to ask me if it was good
>Just stare at her then back up at the ceiling
>Literally speechless
> "This can be an occurring thing user, you just let me know"
>Gets dressed and leaves my house without another word
I still have never had that type of orgasm and I've busted in bitches a few times while high/drunk. But man oh fucking man that was fantastic. Thanks Anna

ha ha ha the joke's on you, I never lost it !!

Me too where did u go

>45 minutes
Lol pleb

>was dating a girl, kinda chubby but I loved her
>we were both 16
>dating for like 3 months
>love.jpg
>she decided she's ready to fuck
>after school one day going to her house
>we stop at a cvs and I go in and buy condoms
>go back to her house
>dick barely fit
>after a few minutes her brother came home
>wasn't stopping us
>I told her to put on a skirt so we don't get caught
>the only one she had was her cheer uniform
>holyshityesputthatshiton.gif
>smash her brains out then cuddle

We broke up recently so that's sad
I'm 18 now and I'm sad cause my qt3.14 chubby girl is gone

...

I can do 30 to 45 if I want. I just gotta get the right rhythm. That girl is still my girlfriend, it's been a year and a half now

> have gf for a week
> get drunk at party together
> get back to my dorm and have sex
> too drunk to cum for either of us
> we both apologize the next morning
> we fuck again that night and went better
> still together a year later

Was pretty lame, but doesn't matter, had sex

Inb4 newfag doesn't know how to greentext
Meet girl online
Chat for a few months
We decide to meet
We fuck
Couldn't feel shit
she was like a dead fish cause she didn't have sex for a few years
I didn't cum she didn't come
She wanted it again the day after i couldn't get hard
Still talking to eachother but we have no time to meet again

Life is overrated
Now i want to bang some asian bitches to find out if i am really guy
Girl was 8/10

where are u from?

Remember to turn them inside out so they are ribbed for YOUR pleasure.

reddit humor?

>be me, 14
>dick in vagina

dad raped me in the ass, end of story. still virgin in my peepee

LA why?

> be me
> be 17 yo
>be having an older sister who has a friend in college who wants to learn guitar
>I'm OK with this
> She comes over to our house - 4/10
>BonerIsKill.bmp
>Turns out she's not that interested in laying guitar and wants to make out
>BonerIsRising.png
Make out with her, then she's back of to college dorms
>textin.exe
>I visit college dorms and fuck her whilst her neighbor is listening to pajeet music
>This goes on for about an hour
>Too nervous about "amidoingitrite?" to cum
>Fake my own orgasm - yeah that's right
> Afterwards she tells me that was the equivalent of running a marathon (shes studying pyhsio or some shit)
>Get on bus afterwards. Talk to guy whos trying to roll a joint - and i have rolling machine.
>Tell him about loosing my virginity
>Handshake.jpg
smoke joint on the bus, get home and smell my fingers until i sleep.

>in a bed
>with a girl

maybe it's better if someone actually is horny for u? but then.. how often are girls really horny..? only in porn i guess

>Be teenage me
>Cool, but kind of chunky and pimply
>Spend alot of time on my own riding bike around city smoking weed at 16.
>Have had some luck with girls, making out, hand job, blowjob some finger bangs, but girls my age give me the cold shoulder because a virgin
>Summer before I turn 17 get really in shape
>Start selling weed so I can have some money and extra weed
>Get a car
>Start hanging out with rough kids and pick up kind of a bad boy persona (Still a sweetheart though)
>Girl from school tells me her sister needs weed and to hit her up
>Meet up with her, bitch is gorgeous
>Talk a bit she invited me to her place to smoke
>Find out she's married at 25. I just turned 17.
>I leave because don't know what to do
>She texts me confused and asks if she said something wrong
>My rough friends call me a bitch and tell me to just fuck her
>Sticks with me, text her back and ask to take her out
>I looked older than I was and I was popular so I take her to a 21+ bar
>We make out
>We leave, go back to her place and despite some awkward moments at first end up having amazing sex all night long
>We fucked 9 times that night and she was impressed
>Started calling me everyday
>Would go and stay at her place for 2 months straight while I wasn't getting along with my family.
>Finally start talking to girl my age at school who I fall in love with
>Realize I've been pretty shitty fucking a married broad, cut it off

There's like a 25% chance her kid she had is y kid now.

>Me 20
>Her 15, skinny & sexy as hell
>Dated for 3-4 months
>Tried having sex, but too tight
>Parent's basement, finally happned
>Fucked her on the old dirty couch
>No condom
>Best feeling ever!
>Broke up 4 years later
>Now she has 3 retarded kids by some old man

>18 senior in high school
>dated girl for two years
>waited for her parents to leave for soft ball game her sister had
>went over while they were gone
>fucked her
>came in like 3 mins
>we're engaged now

>i fucked a girl

>women are only horny in porn
Damn son you dont know anything about women huh

>be me
>still virgin

im anna

>be me
>19
>didn't lost it yet

why did she dump u?

>be 15
>meet my gf online, she's 14
>meet, too nervous to sex
>next time we hang out I'm ready
>we fuck
>tell her to ride my dick
>i pull out, lots of blood
>she's on her period
>didn't even cum

She dumped me a week later, told me she wanted to be alone for a while, see she's got a new bf 3 days later.

What's your last name initial?

for real?
how did he did he do it

She thought I was using her for sex
And she has some insane depression so I'm pretty sure that amplified that shit

I basically wasn't there for her as much as I should've been in the end

>be me @17
>get 14 year old gf
>put my penis in her vagina

sand nigger?

Technically I lost my virginity when I was 3 or 4. My mom left when I was 3 so my dad was a single father for a couple years. He struggled pretty bad, and as a result he hired an illegal immigrant girl to babysit me during the day. She wasn't hot at all, and when he would leave she would suck my dick, stick her fingers up my butt, make me eat her out and then she would ride my tiny little boner. Felt pretty good, and I can barely remember how ugly she was, but I think she was one of those gargoyle-looking Hispanic girls, and not one of the hotties.

I officially, consentually, lost my virginity when I was 14. I was interested in having sex, fascinated by the idea really, and my parents kind of sucked and never paid attention to where I was or really supervised me. I found out about a gay bar around the corner from my house and went out there and loitered across the street from it for about half an hour before a pair of fags pulled up to me and asked me if I needed help or a ride or whatever. I told them I was looking for a party and they told me to hop in the back and they took me back to their place. When we got back to their place they fed me X and gave me a mixed drink, and 20 minutes later they were taking turns trying to cram their dicks into my ass until one of them eventually succeeded. Felt amazing, I came like three times just from getting my ass plowed. Lucky I didn't catch the AIDS. Nothing has ever topped that night.

>be me 14
>in bed with my sister
>she's 15
>we usually cuddle, not in a sexual way
>feel asleep
>both woke up in the middle of night
>touched her down there
>wtf.jpeg
>she still went on
>I got in top
>fucking
>went back to bed
>we never talked about it, ever

It was such a weird experience and feeling towards with each other

>be in highschool with young chinese gf
>we start by making out over the course of like 2 weeks
>everytime we're at her place we gotta keep the door open so we start doing it in public
>get caught a few times fingering her in public at school after hours by cleaning staff but they're cool about it.
>one day she packs a blanket in a backpack and we head to the school.
>there's outside stairs leading up to a second floor balcony with classrooms doors locked,
>we feel safe because we have a good vantage point and can hear people going.
>lay down blanket pop on condom start going out it
>feels bad man the condom removes like 80% of the feeling for me i can barely feel my own dick and she's wet as niagra falls.
>go at it for awhile i'm still hard as a wrong but we just eventually stop after awhile.
Mostly just an awkward experience but it was my first. We later had mind blowing orgasms mostly after we stopped using condoms and she got on the pill. Takes time though i dunno how people have good first times.

Don't buy studded shit, it's pointless, and you're gonna fuck someone that you don't know or care about so why would you care if she enjoys it? Protip, polyisoprene condoms are good and avoid any potential latex allergy shit you could come across.

Nice fantasy bro

>30-45mins

PLEB. Also, get the fuck off Sup Forums underagedb8.

>wants greentext of losing virginity
>doesn't post own greentext
For me, got girlfriend, after some dates and fooling around we fucked. It wasn't a great story.

>Holy shit you need to kill yourself If you can't even figure out greentext.

>meet gf when I turned 15
>she comes over to hang out and watch a movie a week after my birthday
>we become official
>sends me nudes just about everyday
>2 weeks later she can't keep her hands off my cock
>We start having sex on the regular
>From 15 to 16 I was having sex every weekend even with my parents right outside my front door
>Never get caught
>2 years later
>She's screaming at me again for not texting back within 10 minutes
>Sex becomes make up sex
>Start getting depressed as fuck
>Start thinking about suicide
>I tell her I'm gonna to a behavior health hospital so I can get better
>She tells me she's going to break up with me and I'm selfish
>Do it anyway

Cont?

that's the same skin texture as a scrotum. she has balls hanging out her vag

Good idea.
I don't see why I wouldn't, money's not an issue and if she's a good fuck it opens up the possibility for friends with benefits.

>13 years old, this was back in 2006
>got gf
>she's a classmate
>convinced her to fuck after about 2 months
>had been jerking off and reading about sex a lot (different positions, how to rub the clit, etc.), so I know what I was doing
>the sex
>my parents are away for dinner with some friends
>tell her to come over
>we shower together
>take her to my bed
>little sister comes and starts whining
>throw her out and locks the door
>start by licking her clit and rubbing
>slow the harder then slow then harder and harder
>she cums
>I remember how her asshole twitched so hard and how she farted a bit, lol
>start penetrating
>hymen breaks
>blood everywhere
>she's freaking out
>I calm her down and we wipe away the blood
>start fucking her up the g-spot and rubbing her clit
>she loses it and starts moaning loud
>little sister starts banging on the door
>tell her to fuck off
>continues fucking gf until like 30 min before parents come home, like 3 h in total
>little sister is pissed when we finish
>little sister rats us out
>parents are mad
>her parents are mad
>they try to break us up
...
We are actually getting married soon, so things worked out fine.

Nope. Pasty as fresh cum. So was she. Celtic heritage but no ginger.

I lost my virginity to tomboy chan, it was quite good. I fell in love with her too and she broke my heart and crushed my soul, and that wasn't so good.

>>the sex
shouldn't be greentext... oh well

no grandma comes up with better stories and i want to gouge my eyes out when she talks

dont try to be a smartass, im calling the cops on you

Put ma dick in a vag. Virginity gone.

Didn't come up with it buckaroo

It's not lol but it's all good you don't gotta believe me

>19
>start flirting with 17 year old sexy jewess from work
>she has a boyfriend
>invite her over
>gives me hand job while watching Labyrinth
>texts me later to say how wet and horny she was
>next time she's over we're all over each other
>claims we can't have sex
>we're down to me naked and her in a thong
>asks if I have a condom
>nope.png
>she's sitting on top, me fingering her
>says we can put it in "just once"
>fuck for like an hour before I nut on her belly
>she won't stop babbling about how big my dick is and how much better I am than her 24 year old bf, who's balding and looks like he's 35
> they stop having sex and we proceed to cuck him for months behind his back
>he's clueless enough to think it's not sexual
>eventually she goes back to him after we fight, tells him we only fucked once
>Jesus himself apparently wants me to have revenge, because I'm given the perfect setup
>few weeks later, I find his picture in a Craigslist ad sounding thirsty as fuck because she just left for college
>he'd posted one ad each night since she left
>one asking for bi threescore
>email him back and forth until I have enough proof, plus get him to say he wants my fat cock after he asks for a pic
>screenshot everything, send it all to her
>she's wrecked, crying and shit saying he claimed it was me framing him, but there's too much evidence to believe him
>we're still finished though, since she's never coming back
>rub it in his face, tell him how she talked shit about him and his baby dick while we fucked
>go into where he works one day, make him take my order, then change my mind and walk out
>hand his loser friend/coworker a printout of the email he sent asking for my cock
>mfw he left the country for a few years after that to "study art"
That was the only time I actually thought there might be a just and loving God looking out for me.

Do it bruh

go away sand nigger we dont wanna listen to your goat fucking tales

still virgin, 31 years old..
funny thing is i look pretty good and workout alot. Girls even flirt with me sometimes but i have no idea how to get pussy without alcohol involved somehow. And im too old to party and stuff.

You too??

Don't sweat it, just wait til you have a loving relationship. But unless she's a Virgin too, don't admit to it. It'll seem way too weird if you two aren't already serious.

i disagree with you
im 28 yo but when i shave i kinda look younger and sometimes i lie about my age to younger girls
you should try it, if you are good looking as you say
and there is truth in the saying you are as young as you feel inside, trust me

Other than Craigslist how can I find some chick to fuck in my area???

because I wish to keep it and die with it

>quitting to answer the phone
Fucking pleb

kindly leave Sup Forums and never come back

Your virginity or your story?

no, fuck off with your gay emo bullshit. and this is my thread

>be 15..think I'm hot shit
>listening to uncle and dad lose shit
>Steelers lose to pack in superbowl
>dad goes to get more beer
>uncle swearing and throwing stuff
>say "only bitches cry"
>uncle gives me harambe backhand
>hear dad say "wtf"
>open eyes and feel hot pain
>bent over arm of couch
>uncle fucking me
>start crying and call dad
>uncle punches my ribs
>lose breathe, more hot pains
>He pulls out and I fall limp
>wipes his bloody shit cock on me
>He laughs and tells dad
>fag came on couch while take dick
>pain and embarrassed
>dad says I said his hole was mine
>slaps my ass, says go clean up
>hands uncle beer
>my #43 Jersey has blood shit cum

Still love the Steelers
They both fuck me during games

Gay or straight one?

>15 yo. Brought girl home
>fucked her
>shit was cash son

I haven't. Could have lost it at 13 but I was scared my parents would find out.

>Playing video games with the daughter of my moms friend
>Actually really cute and much more popular than me but likes me because our parents are friends and we grew up together
>She gets bored and says let's do something else
>I want to keep playing
>She says only if we do "that thing adults do"
>Always had a crush on her but like my parents were downstairs and I would have had no clue what to do
>Say no
>She leaves
>Rip my chance

Lel, fag you are gay af.

I hadn't even fapped at that point lol, I barely had a clue what sex was. It's easy to say yeah looking back I should have but knocking a girl up at 13 isn't exactly cool either.

>be 16 finally get a gf
>Qt 4'11" metal slut
>Things get hot n heavy one night at my house
>She spent a lot of nights at my house because my parents were chill
>Watching some cartoons on my laptop in bed when she grabs my dick through my pants
>ohshit.jpeg
>had other things before and did minor stuff but I had never fucked a girl until I came
>previous sex had sucked (inexperience and boredom)
>Actually got hard really fucking quick
>do all the boring foreplay
>fuck
>takes me like 30 minutes but I finally cum inside her (She had an IUD)
>Legs hurt from doggy style
>she goes to wash off and I had passed out when she came back in

It was overrated, at least for me. It felt kinda like jerking off but a little more intimate I guess. 6/10 did it again quite a few times but honestly nothing to write home about unless you're high then that shit is amazing.

>move to England
>start high school late because I never went in my hometown
>dropped right into second to last year in highschool
>meet cute girl, her name was Leanne. Cutest chubby girl I've ever met.
>soft voice, great taste in movies and music
>we got it off, start going out together. Spend every night on the sofa at her parents place watching cult classics and shitty movies alike
>two years, only hand stuff as we were both virgins and she was scared she'd ruin my first time (she had arthritis and her legs couldn't go back)
>college starts, we talk a little less as classes are keeping us busy
>meet girl in my programming class. Way too cute to be in that class.
>add her on MSN, we talk a lot
>"user, are you single?
>"Nah I'm in a long term relationship with a girl from high school
>"Oh, so you've been together a while then. Must have had all kinds of crazy sex"
>tell her nope, not even close
>"My mum is taking my sister to ballet tomorrow night. Want to come round and look after my brother?

Long story short I went round to hers, we watched some kids TV til her brother fell asleep, we went upstairs to watch videos on YouTube, and we ended up having sex. Both our first times.

Left Leanne two weeks later, eventually moved out of the city. I moved back a few years ago and met up with Leanne for drinks. We kissed and spent a night together but no sex.

wtf is this? can some nigger interpret this gibberish in English?

1/?
> 1980s
> be 14, have a nerdy friend
> have nice hair goth/skater look
> play D&D, video games, stay over at his house a lot during spring break in
> his older sister who I never met comes back from college
> red hair, emo/hippie, about 20 I guess
> I can't stay in her old room, so I stay on couch
> wake up one night when she's back from partying
> she wakes me up to ask me if she can take my picture tomorrow for her college photog class
> She looks hot as fuck in slutty goth clubbing outfit, I say sure, ok
> next day she takes me to cemetery to take photos
> she wears more casual outfit with hippie skirt
> then drives me to university 1 hour away to develop them in darkroom.
> university is desolate, darkroom is completely private
> prints are in chemical bath, we sit in the red light and talk about stuff
> prints are done, they look pretty good
> I'm sitting in a school chair up against the wall, she's leaning against a counter
> she says thanks for helping
> no problem, it was fun
> she approaches me slowly until her skirt is at my knees
> I look slowly up her body to her face staring down at me breathing heavily

continue?

nevermind retard

this is good advice, thanks man.
But what if i suck so bad its pissening, how do i explain that? :D is the key to lick alot of pussy and not focus on penetration so much.. as a virgin idk much about this stuff

wtf?

I lost my virginity with pussy on a different occasion that I did with cock. Which one?

>

Some girl took it

hahahaha

>She and I both 16
>her mom's in cambodia doing some feel-good shit
>"watching" the devils rejects, making out hard
>hand down her pants, first time touching puss
>we move the show to her room
>get her fine body nekkid
>"is it in yet?"
>"I don't know"
>finally got inside
>missionary lasts for 2. fucking. hours.
>I cum out of exhaustion
>my older brother picks me up like 15 minutes after we finish
>I'm all sweaty, flushed, stinking of pussy and feel like I got hit by a truck
>car ride home:
>...
>bro: "so... uh... always wear a condom"

That's a great way to break the condom and enjoy your herpes.

>be me
>13 year old sheltered faggot
>not even close to mature
>meet a friend through another friend
>hes cool af
>become best friends
>dumps his gf
>tells me to date her
>fall in love with her instantly, im a wee lad
>date for a few weeks
>she wants to bang
>ohfuckyes.mov
>go to hang out at friends house with her
>she dumps me literally before pulling off his pants
>force me to watch them fuck
>too traumatized to do anything
>watch them and cry
>he forces me to have sex with her too
>last 5 seconds before im limp
>he recorded it
>wont let me leave, im downtown and i dont know how to get home anyways
>no cell phone or anything
>she blows him and he tells me to play CoD or some shit on his xbox
>later its time to leave
>go home traumatized
>cry all night

>18
>Play games all day
>Know this girl from my country who lives afew hours away
>Used to raid with her etc
>She's 21 but decide to meet up hoping to get laid
>Meet up at her city at train station
>She's a 9/10 and also apparently taller than me
>Have a drink, few laughs, few awkward silences
>Go to her place
>Spend a lot of time talking and end up spending the night
>She gets up in the middle of the night while Im on my phone watching videos because I suck at sleeping
>She goes to get a drink
>Watch her ass in pyjamas
>Follow
>Talk in her kitchen
>Remember not having an idea what she was talking about because all I was thinking was "cmon dude kiss her you fuck"
>Back to realisation and she's closer up to me and making the most intense eye-contact ever
>Then we made out and before I know it we were on her bed and she was on top and even continued after I came
>She kept riding me for god knows how long and the bottom half of my body felt numb afterwards
>Was like fucking Brienne of Tarth

If she loves you, being bad won't matter too much. Ask her how she likes it, everyone's different and that's an easy way to figure out what you're doing wrong without sounding obvious.