Hey /b so im at a mcdonalds right now and theres a bitch at the front counter bitching about her kid not getting the...

hey /b so im at a mcdonalds right now and theres a bitch at the front counter bitching about her kid not getting the right minion toy. what do?

Start spamming Minion noises out loud behind her

Go to another checkstand. Ignore it.

Tell her to GTFO cuz you're a man.

Kek

1. Dunk her head in deep fryer.
2. Have standoff with cops.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

This

Sounds like something a terrorist would do.
>1. Dunk her head in deep fryer.
>2. Have standoff with cops.
>3. ???
>4. PROPHET!

fucking kids!,right.

Why would you expect anything but the dregs of society when you go to the cheapest, shittiest establishment you can find? You belong there with her and her shitty little kid.

Fart loudly

Sick roast faggot

Nah, a terrorist would try to fuck the kid, get confused then get his cock stuck in a service dog. Or get the service dog's cock stuck in him.

Why would you even walk inside a McDonalds to get food? If you want it that badly enough, go through the drive-thru.

Start murmuring 'tendies tendies tendies' under your breath, slowly getting louder and louder until you are screaming TENDIEEES TENDIEEES TENDIEEES in the bitches ear. If anyone says anything to you, immediatly state your fake name, rank, serial number and what you want to order. Then go back to murmuring tendies.

:: BITCH COUGH ::

More information, please. Is this a fat white trash oinker or a greasy black hippo?

Go to register next to hers, complain you've been there everyday this week and you ONLY get the toy she wants and want the one she got. Say you've been selling them online for $300 each.

1st one kek

Dubs proves he's right.

what happened?