I'm at the bank and this bitch is right in front of me, dubs decides what I do to this manlet

I'm at the bank and this bitch is right in front of me, dubs decides what I do to this manlet.

LEG KICK

Grab a piece of paper and write "49-1" on it and slide it in front of him while maintaining strong eye-contact.

hug him
i hear he likes that

wank in bank

Ask him why a 50 year old man goes around dressing like like my 10 year old niece.

Go introduce yourself and shake his hand, then wish him a good day and go about your life.

this.

Push him down on the floor followed by a teabag works 12/10 times

Dumb nigger

i dont undertsand it

cry on your way home white boi

FUCK DA MAYWEDDERS

scream alex is a stupid nigger, subscribe to keemstar

Look at his fucking platform shoes..

Smell him

Your not gonna do anything cos ur a faggot from Sup Forums, best case scenario dubs says you pull down your pants and ask to suck his dick you fucking beta

DO IT^^^^^

yes

punch

say something mgregor would

Where are we watching the fight though, Sup Forumsros?

suck his dick

This

How tall is he? Estimate if you can thanks

this

suck his dick

Also this

"Hey, I know about the 'no sex before the fight' thing but I was wondering if you were free after"

roll

...

This if he's still there

check em

Nothing

Ohh fuck is that fiddy cent?!?! OMG suck his dick? Why do you care about nigger celebrities

hes withdrawing money to pay off the judges

He's like 5'8"-5'9"

Kek, roll for this

rolling

my neice who is 14 is 5,8 wtf what a loser
Also hes got thoes shoes that are obviously to make him look taller.

look at the damn file name you stupid fucks

what the fuck does "49-1" mean ive seen this alot lately?

He won 49 fights and lost 0. People are saying tonight is the night he will lose.

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Alright just googled it to make sure
Hes actually 5,8.... And mgregor is 5,9.
Why are they so short? Also this increases the chance of mgregor winning

It's because mayweather's boxing record is 49-0 right now, if he loses to mcgregor he'll be 49-1

The fuck has 49 wins and 0 losses, he's undefeated.
Tonight he's gonna fight McGregor so writing 49-1 implies he'll have a loss tonight.

>implying they chose to be short

OP IS A PUSSY