At home watching tv

>at home watching tv
>suddenly pic related happens
What do you do?

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>didn't pay my telly license
>this is fine

Tell her that I want to see her feminine benis before she kills me

Turn off the TV.

3d version of pic related

get a refund

Fuck her face and shove her back into the tv

unzip pants

Push the tv over so the screen is facing downwards. Problem solved.

that's hella cute. Wish that were an actual tv show

ask if she wants to be my gf

laugh when she falls because my tv is like 2 meters up.

they made a live action film

japs are disgusting in 3D though

no regrets

I have prepared for this event.
In front of my tv is a treadmill.
She won't get anywhere

Cute movie and animu, but that has nothing to do with the ring gril aside from mc name sounding like sadako

Top laff

>*unzip dick*

I-it comes off??

Tv won't turn off as someone already did

She still went out from under in the trailer

Start fucking it

Probably the same thing this guy did.
>Best daughterfu incoming

This.

I'd rape the goth bitch so good.

If I could maintain my composure, try to Hannibal it out

"Well done Sadako, well done Sadako"
>HOWEVER
"If you kill me, you'll be just as bad as me"

>penis
She only has testicles and a vagina in the original book.

Isn't she psychic or something and make people irresistibly scared

put on frozen and chill

>Ghostfu will never come out of my computer screen and give me a hug
This should not hurt as much as it does

>1998
I still love Matsushima and Fukuda

Change the channel and cut that bitch in half.

Then the experimenting starts. I have such wonderful things to show her.

Isn't ghost basically a zombie?

>tfw you're such a creep the creepy ghost bitch gets scared by you and tries to run away but you catch that bitch in a bear trap and give her the goofjuice

Suck it's vagoo

pretty much the only way I could get a gf these days

did they release sadako vs ju-on, yet?

I always preferred the Jap version myself. The atmosphere and cinematography is way too comfy

That random dead girl was great. So was MC.

>"i sware to god if you kill me I'll become another asshole ghost whos entire motivation is to ruin your plans."

Our entire lives are just asshole ghosts thrawrting each other while thry try to kill/save us.

The codex Descartes leaves no room for doubt.

There was never an explanation on how she kills people she just shows up and then we see the body so I assume people die as soon as she leaves the tv with no interaction with her

Turn the telly around so it's pressed against the wall.

Bravo, fellow bookfag

Psychic smallpox, son

Whenever I read these profiles I get a little sad
I mean cut down the bullshit and what has this person achieved in "thier" life? Going to college and dropping out and working some starbucks?
This is obviously the reaction to the economic crisis and nothing else he should have a job and a life but today that's impossible

wait, is that true? I'm watching the whole series (consisting of movies, and the 2 tv series), so i can understand the ring/ju-on cross over. obviously they cut out a bunch of stuff. I'm not sure who ryuji is anymore. brilliant professor/psychic, or bullshit tv psychic?

is it worth trying to find a translation of ringu/spiral?

Well it depends. I don´t know the actual workings in the movies since it´s not really explained but in the book they see their own aged, dying face (usually in a mirror somewhere) and basically die of fear. That´s why they grip their heads when dying even though it´s technically a heart attack.

He´s an actual professor but not a psychic (but has studied parapsychology before). He works as a lecturer for a uni. He told Koichi he raped 3 women but it´s later made unsure if that´s actually true. He probably just made it up in high school to become friends with Koichi (Koichi never snitched on him) because he´s socially inept/weird.

Come at me

bitch better square up, she's gonna damage so much of my stuff with that water shit.

>teleport behind her
>unsheath tiny dick
>hump her feet

time to fug

Name of anime?

make it get me a beer whilst I roll a joint
get it stoned
fucky fucky

>tv is wall mounted
>don't pull down the tv like the retard in the Rings trailer
>watch as asian ghoul girl falls on her fucking face
>unzip dick

Lose my virginity hopefully

kill myself as quickly as possible
In fact I carry my glock around the house with me, so if I was watching TV and this happened it would just be an immediate bullet in the head, I wouldn't even have to get off the couch.

Pull my dick out and go running towards her screaming at the top of my lungs

Either she retreats back into the TV or she gives me a ghost blowjob

Call Aunt ShaNeeqa or Brenda.

this

why such a pussy though? At least try to capture it so you become a millionaire, if you fail you are dead anyway so why not?.

>pshhhhhhh ..... nothing personnell, kid ......
*teleports behind television*
*zap her with elcricity thru the water*

fuck it

Thanks for the (You), friend!

>he

I'd make her fight Kayako.

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...

*unzips dick*

i put my dick in it

keit-愛