Fuck my life

Fuck my life
>be me
>known a girl for 3 years
>obvious crush on her
>she's a bit of an emo but not enough to be a problem
>she's never had a boyfriend
>feels god man.jepg
>finally work the courage to ask her out
>see her with some dude
>they kissed
>mfw
Anyone else got similar stories

Get over it.

>be me
>age 13
>crush on girl in my class
>shes very shy
>rarely says anything even when asked
>it was love on first sight
>go on school trip
>we all had fun
>another girl in my class finds out I have a crush on said girl
>she asked my crush if she likes me
>`meh I have nothing against him
>after trip
>tell her I love her
>rejected

Hardest depression of my life for the next 2 weeks, attemted suicides and crying myself to sleep every night.

>known for 3 years
>asks her out after 3 years
Your fault, faggot. Hope they break up or something or move on since it's your fault

>13
>depression
Jesus get a life. My life is sht but not as dumb as yours

I met a girl on holiday and I wanted to see her more. Dreamt of us visiting eachother and shit

That never happened and we don't talk anymore. Felt like shit at first but I'm over it now. You'll get over it

Lol he was 13, that's being a teenage emotion man

yeah, preschool was tough.

>dated hot tumblr chick, she was super adorable
>broke up after 2 months
>literally 3 years later
>have a dream of her, wake up mad at myself
>kinda wanna message her but i have a gf and she has a bf
i mean it was 2 months, she probably doesn't remember me, but god damn it why the fuck did I have these dreams

>be me
>have this best friend
>she's a new girl
>were basically inseparable
>work up the courage to ask her
>right before I even ask, she talks about her girlfriend that she left behind and is going back to in a month
>we exchange going away gifts.
>I get 2 ties and a hat
>she gets her favorite tie of mine.
>its a Jamaican hat I start to be known by
>I still have it 2 years later

At 13 I was a fat faggot and didn't give a shit about it. I was so fat my eyes looked fucking Chinese, man

Btw we also had same proportions. We could fit eachothers clothes. We were basically opposites in everything except size and shape.

I can relate
>be me
>asked a girl out as soon as I was interested in her
>she said no
>I'm like "oh well" and smiled
>waited a week
>asked her again
>said yes
>first real gf
>she bit my penis off
>force fed me my own cock
>somehow managed not to bleed to death
>wake up in hospital
>cock obviously not there
>decide to vote for donald trump

how old are you op? this board is supposed to be 18+

>there was a girl I used to like in high school senior year
>she ended up dating some guy like 7 or 8 years older, maybe for validation or maybe because he'd take her traveling.
>she still tries to keep the friendship and makes conversation whenever she runs into me around
>after graduation told her to essentially fuck off because I suspected I was the beta backup
>she happily did so and I regret it ever since

Not sure what to do about it. Hard to move on when she finds all my social media accounts and silently observes without ever reaching out. I know she has tons of personal problems but she had a familiar way of torturing me so I could think of noone else, and it always makes me wonder.

>Girl i've known since middle school.
>Haven't seen her much. Much less forgot all about her.
>24 now.
>See her working at store but forget it's her. She reminds me of way back.
>Brain fucking explosion of realization.
>Keep going back to store to purchase goods, but really to see her.
>Get huge crush on her.
>Ask her out. Says she's always busy but would like to sometime.
>Never persisted.
>Gets bf.
>Gets me a job working with her.
>Get to see the love of my life every day.
>Never know if i'll have the chance again to really be with her.
>Jobs great...but i fucked up royally.
>Should not have waited.
>Should have persisted to take her out.
If you're reading this and love someone. Just fucking go for it man. I would have rather got a no than be trapped in this horrible limbo.

>Finally getting my mental shit together
>New job
>"supervisor" is cute as fuck it's me and her in a tiny room all day
>both of us open up somehow to each other, esentially everything
>Bad relationships, family, kinks, both terribly and clinically depressed, bunch of shit
>She just got out of a relationship and was done with him
>Plan on asking her to dinner
>Puss out and say tomorrow
>Come in, nervous as fuck but smiling like no tomorrow
>She comes in happy as fuck, says she got back together with her ex
>Cool.jpg
>Spend the rest of my shift shooting the shit with her but dead inside

>Keep working with her cause I'm not a fag
>Get a cokehead dude who comes in every year, cool guy
>Keep finding more in common with her and telling myself too fucking bad
>Hang out with cokehead and the two of em at a bbq, he seemed alright
>Give up hope
>Find another job with her help
>Tfw she says you smell good before you leave


New job in a warehouse and an office girl reminded me of her almost exactly in behavior, cheery and pixie-esque.

holy fuck not the exact same story as me but super damn relateable I feel like we'd be friends irl

I don't have sad storys OP, i tend to leave people and forget people too, i rarely remember girls too but i don't think about them in a sad way, guess i don't know true love yet.

I'm a tall guy so sometimes girls go for me until they realize how much of a shit head I am. Except

>meet asian girl irl
>shes super smart and quiet but funny type
>total crush, shes hot too
>eventually convince her to start dating
>once we start dating I realize that she's really naive to how the world is and thinks about drugs, alcohol and sex as the things of american criminals
>she also has an STI from living in china
>she falls in love with me since I convinced her that we were similar
>she obsesses and is now making plans for us almost a year in the future
>she wants to marry me so we can have sex
>I don't think its worth it

Idk what to do. Dating her is like dating a 10 year old so I make excuses not to see her. I might just spam her until she fucks off.

wat

This thread ia full of retarded virgins with god damned boring teenage stories

Almost the same, except for that marry shit.

I want to dump her so bad

My advice would be if youre not feeling comfortable with it, dont let yourself get pressured into it.
Every time i went with it because i didnt want to disappoint, i ended up feeling shit.

>Highschool
>Girl hangs out with me for 2-3 months for some reason
>Get interested
>Ask her out
>Not interested
>She was doing it to get closer to my best friend's dick
>fuck me
>gets cucked by best friend and girl

if she breathe she a thot

Still a better love story than Twilight

>Be me
>7th grade
>Qt minority girl I've known for a while but never really talked to her
>Have crush on her but she has underdeveloped typical 12 year old bf
>I have alpha body but beta personality
>Fuck it start talking to her anyway more and more
>Have deep spiritual like connection with her
>She tells me she likes me more than her bf
>finally breaks up with bf
>I ask her out
>"That would make me the happiest girl in the world"
>fuckyes.jpeg
>Dates me for like 4 fucking days lol
>Long ass Break up text
>Heartbroken beyond repair
>she hangs out with her best friend like everyday
>One day with friends
>she comes up in convo
>get mad and call her a lesbian
>she hates me for a while but gets over it

Fast forward to Winter of 8th grade

>Be me
>Have internet gf that used to go to my school
>never actually get to hang out with her
>breaks up with me
>idc
>get message from girl from 7th grade
>she likes me
>fuckyes.jpeg again
>We date for 2 weeks and it's great
>plan on giving her one of my track metals for valentines day because le 8th grade mind thinks that's actually a good idea
>Breaks up with me before Vday
>heartbroken yet again
>Animosity grows between us because she doesn't give back my sweatshirt
>she eventually gives it back
>I eventually forgive her

Fast forward to winter of freshman year
>We start talking again
>fuck I like her
>tell her that i've always loved her
>she actually feels the same way
>Reveals that she is afraid of hurting me and that is why it never lasted
>She chooses some beta gupta in 11th grade over me
>feel like shit
>suck it up and support her
Should I con?

Give her the cold shoulder, 0 attention to her make her think she does not have a chance with you anymore.
Guaranteed to work 100%

>STI
or you could...marry her , fuck her, see if its really worth it, then dump/divorce her cause obviously you were her first

Dumbass I'm not done

Betta bitch

Continue you faggot, i dont even know why you cunts ask since someone is always watching, just fucking continue

Haha. I laffed

Oh, buddy, trust me. It would've been shit for you. I'm speaking from experience.

Fast forward to summer (july) After freshman year
>Be me
>possess cocaine
>ask original girl if she wants to do it with me
>She says yes
>We start talking a lot again
>We eventually start dating again
>Date for a month, the happiest I have ever felt no joke, she is everything to me
>one night we are talking and she tells me something
>"user, i'm only sexually attracted to girls, You're the only guy I would ever date and that's bc I love you"
>Downward spiral of mixed emotions
>Onlygirliveeverlovedisgay.jpeg
>Feel like shit
>Accept that she is a lesbian
>Still kinda feel like it's my own damn fault
>become best friends
end

Fucking RUN.

RUN user, RUN!

Fucking autist shes lesbian and she loves you? You should feel great lol you made a lesbian straight for you lol

That calls for a threesome.

>be me
>talk with a new girl 5 years ago
>help her deal with some irl shit
>girl does the same for me
>we get close very fast
>fast forward to now
>were are inseparable we've talked every day for 5 years
>start dating
>her problems begin bleeding into our relationship, she gets paranoid and anxious
>relationship going to shit
>she's thinking of breaking up and moving on after 5 years
>feelsbadman

>be me
>start dating this girl
>shes about a 7/10
>sophomore
>eventually she asks me to have sex
>fuck yes
>she takes off her clothes
>I take off mine
>we bang
>best sex ever
>she then tells me that she has terminal illness
>heartbroken
>sometime later
>meet her in hospital
>"user, I need to tell you something important..."
>"what is it?"
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>it was at this moment I realized my girlfriend was an 8-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era
>tricked yet again by the loch ness monster

...

I did feel pretty alpha tbh
Sadly i've asked her before and she said it would be weird

What's changed?

What the fuck
Also checked

He is older

Knew a girl 3 years..

That's your problem. The only women I associate with for 3 years are.

A) my mom
B) sisters
C) woman I've sucked.

Anyone else if you're not Fucking them in 3 days why waste your time?

Once you learn this you'll get laid cause woman will Fuck you just cause they know you won't even be friends without it.

>>after graduation told her to essentially fuck off because I suspected I was the beta backup
>>she happily did so and I regret it ever since
My dude same. I feel alot better now but it was just a few months ago. I felt like shit when i was around her cuz i knew she would never se me that way so i tried to be alpha and just said or it was something serious or nothing and i knew she didnt want anything serious. She dealt really badly with it and she a bitch.

lol, jesus. who cares, she's a slut... all women are sluts; treat them as such. Work on yourself, fuck them.

>be me in junior year in high school
>friend dating this girl, dumps her over summer
>probably because of creepy over protective step dad so no sex
>she randomly adds me on Facebook
>we start talking
>hit it off, close as fuck after a week
>summer ends and I have major crush on here
>too shy to say anything at first
>2 months into school finally confess
>get standard friendzone line
>fuck
>stay friends and persist
>we start getting a bit touchy feely after her step dad is told to fuck off by her mom
>making out and groping and shit, but always stops there
>admits she would have said yes if I'd said something a little sooner
>one night drinking at her aunt's she's asks her aunt if she should date me
>they talk it out and after some annoying teasing from a song she hops on my lap
>we're gonna start dating
>ff a week
>haven't heard from her in a few days
>message on fb

"user, can you come over?"

>sure
>walk in, nobody will look at me. Not even her
>her mom says go somewhere private and talk
>tells me she got black out drunk at a party and came home only in panties and a shirt
>in fucking January in the mountains
>says she doesn't know what happened but feels like a whore
>we break up

I got with the girl of my dreams and had that happen all within a week.